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for serious though op, what's your degree in?
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why does anyone get a liberal arts degree. loving faggots
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Dec 16, 2014 22:42
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hey baby, lemme buy you a drink. hm? what do i do? heh, well, i am in grad school, naw i am way better than all those chumps with jobs and careers, i'm gonna be so successful someday. no, i do a lot you know, mostly helping out with this project to categorize different types of tyrannasaurus rex fossilized stool samples, cool huh?
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Dec 16, 2014 22:43
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Justin Tyme posted:hey baby, lemme buy you a drink. hm? what do i do? heh, well, i am in grad school, naw i am way better than all those chumps with jobs and careers, i'm gonna be so successful someday. no, i do a lot you know, mostly helping out with this project to categorize different types of tyrannasaurus rex fossilized stool samples, cool huh? and, uh, can you spot me? i only get paid $500 a month
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Dec 16, 2014 22:47
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i got a doctors degree in chriropractic nmedicine im a real doctor a 100% real world medicine doctor not a fake one. real life doctor irl
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1gnoirents posted:I wish I completed school. I'd do anything to go back and not waste all that time. If I were prone to being depressed that'd be a real downer. All I have to show are memories of short lived fun times. I had real potential to take advantage of the system and live cushy. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. -- Bertrand Russell
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logical phalluses posted:this is what i thought my first year of grad school too op. slowly it dawns on you that your "noble" contributions will almost certainly amount to no tangible benefit for anyone ever, your hypotheses are often wrong and if they are you'll have wasted years of your life and anyone successful in academia is an autist shithead with no life. in science in particular, it's a pretty lol-worthy system that's analogous to 19th century pre-union factories where the people actually doing the fundamental work to create the science are getting paid almost nothing (at least 75% of my time in grad school was spent in experimentation rather than learning anything, I had almost no courses because they needed me on the bench lol), expected to work for 60+ hours a week and not take weekends or holidays. when you're done, you can take an even shittier post-doc job with slightly better pay and after two or three of those when you fail to find a tenure-track position, you can kill yourself and end the misery
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Greed is eternal posted:The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. -- Bertrand Russell like a philosopher has anything worth saying. lemme know what steve jobs had to say about wasting time oh wait he was too busy getting loving rich to waste time
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Dec 16, 2014 22:48
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Business Octopus posted:slowly it dawns on you that your "noble" contributions will almost certainly amount to no tangible benefit for anyone ever, your hypotheses are often wrong and if they are you'll have wasted years of your life and anyone successful in academia is an autist shithead with no life. Listen to this motherfucker, he gets it
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Dec 16, 2014 22:49
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Business Octopus posted:slowly it dawns on you that your "noble" contributions will almost certainly amount to no tangible benefit for anyone ever, your hypotheses are often wrong and if they are you'll have wasted years of your life and anyone successful in academia is an autist shithead with no life. or get your phd and go into industry and start at six figures 
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Dec 16, 2014 22:50
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ElGroucho posted:Listen to this motherfucker, he gets it steve jobs never even finished college, let alone grad school. gently caress the bench. DO, MAKE, EARN. that's how you win
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The Protagonist posted:i'm still an undergrad and already getting paid to do research can you get me a job? I promise you won't regret it
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Dec 16, 2014 22:53
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grad school was fun  my campus was amazing, just stunning.now i look into a brick wall when i look out of the window
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Dec 16, 2014 22:55
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Gay Roads posted:why does anyone get a liberal arts degree. loving faggots different strokes for different folks. live and let live. don't worry, i won't come with in 1000 feet of your lovely office park or your Applebees friday night happy hour. 
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Dec 16, 2014 22:59
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Skinny King Pimp posted:or get your phd and go into industry and start at six figures most people have to get a post-doc before they can go into industry because grad school isn't considered experience lmao
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Dec 16, 2014 23:01
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Business Octopus posted:slowly it dawns on you that your "noble" contributions will almost certainly amount to no tangible benefit for anyone ever, your hypotheses are often wrong and if they are you'll have wasted years of your life and anyone successful in academia is an autist shithead with no life.
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Dec 16, 2014 23:01
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Rambling Robot posted:grad school was fun lmao I was living in one of the "dorms" at PSU last year which was basically just a really lovely apartment building and my room on the tenth story looked straight out into a brick wall and it was so insanely depressing I actually morphed into Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Dec 16, 2014 23:02
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can people stop complaing about school itt. this thread is about how awesome school is.
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Harime Nui posted:lmao I was living in one of the "dorms" at PSU last year which was basically just a really lovely apartment building and my room on the tenth story looked straight out into a brick wall and it was so insanely depressing I actually morphed into Fyodor Dostoevsky are u sure bc last i checked dostoeyevsky was known for being a GOOD writer
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Dec 16, 2014 23:09
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Goons have metamorphosed into a bunch of weird hateful bitter men who consider screwing around with a banks IT system so they can buy gadgets meaningful than self actualization and the quest for knowledge. All you guys are doing is chruning the work better people than you worked out at grad school.
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Harime Nui posted:lmao I was living in one of the "dorms" at PSU last year which was basically just a really lovely apartment building and my room on the tenth story looked straight out into a brick wall and it was so insanely depressing I actually morphed into Fyodor Dostoevsky Dostoevsky was an optimist!
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sexy young infidel posted:Kleenthe_SmugAcamadeicDog Kleen owns. YOSPOS posters blow.
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Harime Nui posted:lmao I was living in one of the "dorms" at PSU last year which was basically just a really lovely apartment building and my room on the tenth story looked straight out into a brick wall and it was so insanely depressing I actually morphed into Fyodor Dostoevsky you turned into a degenerate gambler?
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Dec 16, 2014 23:15
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opus111 posted:Goons have metamorphosed into a bunch of weird hateful bitter men who consider screwing around with a banks IT system so they can buy gadgets meaningful than self actualization and the quest for knowledge. they've been that way since day one, friend
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Dec 16, 2014 23:16
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Higher education is a tricky thing. Although it was used as a way if bettering oneself, now it's just another step to take in order to get a job and career
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Dec 16, 2014 23:32
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opus111 posted:Dostoevsky was an optimist! Fine, I turned into the Underground Man , sheesh
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Gaunab posted:Higher education is a tricky thing. Although it was used as a way if bettering oneself, now it's just another step to take in order to get a job and career that's a necessity in the us. it costs too much to ignore how you're going to pay for it after you're done, so people are naturally gravitating toward fields that have better earning potential
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Harime Nui posted:Fine, I turned into the Underground Man , sheesh All goons are underground men.
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Dec 17, 2014 00:00
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i'm doctor of love but only if you cool with that boo
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dads a mall cop posted:i'm doctor of love but only if you cool with that boo "And my prescription is...some vitamin D." 
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Gaunab posted:you can't keep putting off real life sure you can it's called working in academia
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Gay Roads posted:"And my prescription is...some vitamin D." *unzips pants and releases the sun*
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Dec 17, 2014 00:21
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I got you all beat. The best degree is the one mah gal is getting as a doctor of physical therapy. She's a veteran and going to work for the VA. Hello no malpractice insurance and stay at home dad status for me beotches (finishing my degree in criminal justice atm, can't wait to not use it)
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Dec 17, 2014 01:01
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i like grad school
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Ramsus posted:I got you all beat. The best degree is the one mah gal is getting as a doctor of physical therapy. She's a veteran and going to work for the VA. Hello no malpractice insurance and stay at home dad status for me beotches lol your bragging about your gf on gbs?
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Yeah, but she isn't real i meant anime pillow
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