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When a person is pathologically lazy, this laziness can leach into other aspects of their life, hobbies, and skills. It usually tends to get worse and worse and worse. So are you or someone you know a lazy cook? What kind of no-brainer food did they gently caress up? What went wrong? Post your stories about lazy cooking gone wrong. Me, I'm not much of a lazy cook. A cheap cook, maybe, but I usually do my best because I have to eat that poo poo and so it might as well not suck. When someone else cooks though, it's out of my hands and usually time to break out the peanut butter. I live with lazy people. Stories of lazy cooking as bad cooking:  OMFG FURRY posted:everything made by Sandra Lee Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Where I work we cooked grilled cheese and charged $7 for it. Buttered texas toast grilled on a flat top, with 3 cheeses. Done right it is amazing. Quickscope420dad posted:okay well most of the genuine lazy cooking stories i have are actually the opposite of what you want (good and easy poached egg technique etc) so the best story i got is when i was like 18 and making an omelette. The only recipe i knew involved milk, and we had nearly run out of milk and the only remaining milk had gone off. It wasn't off by ages, just smelt a little funky and was everso slightly lumpy. But I was too lazy to walk to the store to buy fresh milk, and was like "huh maybe by cooking it i'll defeat the problem" so made the omelette EDIT: Hey, since people don't seem to get it: I'm not asking to come in here and post some bomb rear end slow cooker recipe. Slow cookers are usually An Good Thing. This is about LAZY COOKING GONE WRONG not "hey man slow cookers are actually good, you can make a great stew in 'em!" I'm not loving retarded. See above.
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1) two packages of ramen, boil in w flavor packet 2) add broccoli in ramen pot to steam 2) in separate pan fry bacon 3) strain ramens 4) add ramen into bacon pan 5) douse in sriacha Bacon grease absorbed by ramen noodles. I don't make this anymore Btw I'm not a big fat fatty but I will become one if my 'tabolism slows
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Dec 17, 2014 01:36
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Lazy cooking is fine if you do it intelligently, like the Italians.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:37
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Hold cup noodle under water boiler, dispense hot water, overfill, burn my hands and drop the cup noodle on the floor. Order pizza.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:41
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Ekster posted:Lazy cooking is fine if you do it intelligently, like the Italians. Wildly appropriate post. In speaking of lazy italian, it can get worse. Ever had lasagna out of a crock pot? I tried it tonight (after having to fry up the sausage this morning to make the abomination) and it was every bit as bad as I feared. The noodles were so overcooked, they disintegrated.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:44
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Get a rice cooker..cooking rice and noodle based dishes on easy mode
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Dec 17, 2014 01:46
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Crockpot cooking is not bad cooking OP.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:46
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Crockpots were an amazing invention because it meant you could start making your dinner for the rest of the week on a Monday morning and leave and then come home to a wonderful thick stew or some other crockpot food.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:48
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I check to see if all my foods fit in my rear end before i put them in my mouth.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:48
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Tsinava posted:Crockpot cooking is not bad cooking OP. It's not, but there's a time and a place. Roast chicken and pulled pork out of a crock pot are worth the price of admission alone. a posting ghost posted:Get a rice cooker..cooking rice and noodle based dishes on easy mode I have almost every cooking tool available except a panini press and a deep fryer, two things I don't really feel like I need anyway.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:48
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Noyemi K posted:It's not, but there's a time and a place. Roast chicken and pulled pork out of a crock pot are worth the price of admission alone. I was telling everybody else, its clear youre a cooking virtuoso
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Dec 17, 2014 01:53
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I like that dude who lives in a pile of garbage and cooks there. he is pretty cool. He once set a steak on fire which set some of the garbage hes living in on fire. i also like it when he drains cooking water into the only working drain left in the joint: the toilet.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:54
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a posting ghost posted:I was telling everybody else, its clear youre a cooking virtuoso i taught gordon ramsay how to make his famous beef wellington 
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Dec 17, 2014 01:59
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my sister once put my mothers slow cooker in the oven to hurry up a dish shes a loving moron
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Dec 17, 2014 02:04
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Nation posted:my sister once put my mothers slow cooker in the oven to hurry up a dish shiiit I forgot to put dutch ovens on the list! They rock!
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Dec 17, 2014 02:05
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Noyemi K posted:panini press Unnnngggghh gently caress I want a panini press so bad, but I can't reason with myself to spend money on a thing I'll probably use a couple times and then put on a shelf to gather dust.
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Dec 17, 2014 02:23
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MarisasaurusRex posted:Unnnngggghh gently caress I want a panini press so bad, but I can't reason with myself to spend money on a thing I'll probably use a couple times and then put on a shelf to gather dust. just broil your sandwiches with a buttered brick on top, hahaha
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Dec 17, 2014 02:41
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Tsinava posted:Crockpot cooking is not bad cooking OP.
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Dec 17, 2014 02:42
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slowcookers are mad. i'm gonna cook this poo poo all day while at work, it will be succulent and the meat will disintegrate in my mouth. cons - 0.
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Dec 17, 2014 02:43
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Robbie Fowler posted:slowcookers are mad. joke's on you, you still have to clean it
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Dec 17, 2014 02:47
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lotta ( a lot of) cooking threads in gbs r.n.
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Dec 17, 2014 02:48
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S SS SSSSOYLENT | / | / | / |/ 
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Dec 17, 2014 02:49
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OP, this morning I made a cheese omelette perfectly using a spatula and skillet. It was delicious. I'm really proud of myself. (I think it was because I remembered to add a little milk this time)
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Dec 17, 2014 02:50
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Tsinava posted:OP, this morning I made a cheese omelette perfectly using a spatula and skillet. It was delicious. I'm really proud of myself. (I think it was because I remembered to add a little milk this time) How else are you supposed to make an omelet
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Dec 17, 2014 02:52
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Noyemi K posted:joke's on you, you still have to clean it joke's on you, i just toss it out the window when i'm done and buy another.
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Dec 17, 2014 02:52
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Noyemi K posted:How else are you supposed to make an omelet 
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Dec 17, 2014 02:53
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Noyemi K posted:How else are you supposed to make an omelet ooohh i just learned this in my cooking thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57afEWn-QDg
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Dec 17, 2014 02:55
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Robbie Fowler posted:joke's on you, i just toss it out the window when i'm done and buy another. oh, like I do with drinking glasses acceptable then hey one of those weird products made to solve a non-problem, like that egg genie thing. unless, like the watermark says, this is for camping... but you can bring a skillet camping too
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Dec 17, 2014 02:55
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okay i get it you're better at cooking than me. sheesh.
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Dec 17, 2014 02:57
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Tsinava posted:okay i get it you're better at cooking than me. sheesh. Are you really that bad at it?  I just have an aversion to weirdly narrow-use products because family members own a lot of them
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Dec 17, 2014 03:04
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Noyemi K posted:How else are you supposed to make an omelet
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Dec 17, 2014 03:09
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some people just cannot cook omelettes for the life of them lol
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Dec 17, 2014 03:10
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Eat poo poo raw and with your hands
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Dec 17, 2014 03:11
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Tsinava posted:some people just cannot cook omelettes for the life of them lol Have you tried stirring it with a used dildo used to be poo poo at cooking eggs until I learned that little trick. Perfect french omelettes every time
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Dec 17, 2014 03:13
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i have but i've found adding a splash of milk and whisking it with a fork works much better!
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Dec 17, 2014 03:16
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i dont think i have enough nuance in my cooking skill to master the used french dildo omelette technique
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Dec 17, 2014 03:16
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Anything that works with fire
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Dec 17, 2014 03:36
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Where I work we cooked grilled cheese and charged $7 for it. Buttered texas toast grilled on a flat top, with 3 cheeses. Done right it is amazing. Dickbag meth addict I work with puts bread in toaster, puts cheese on toasted bread and microwaves it for 1 minute. Lazy cooking
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Dec 17, 2014 03:52
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i was lazy today so i shoved a bunch of spices, rosemary and olive oil on some chicken breasts and baked it it was good
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Dec 17, 2014 03:54
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:Where I work we cooked grilled cheese and charged $7 for it. Buttered texas toast grilled on a flat top, with 3 cheeses. Done right it is amazing. I miss your old av. Also, this is a good story homie 
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