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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
were getting three eggs a day right now and their piling up in the fridge. what can i make that's dinner-y with eggs?

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OrangéJéllo
Aug 31, 2001
quiche

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
where are you getting all these eggs

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
kill a chicken

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
A good fried egg can go with pretty much anything dude: burgers, grilled cheese, steak, etc.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
there is an eggcellent stickied thread about egg recipes

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

gnarlyhotep posted:

where are you getting all these eggs

he cummed them

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

make a meatloaf but with more eggs than meat

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Fritata

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
cook the eggs then eat those dang eggs. why u need internet advice about f*ckong eggs. jfc

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

one egg is un ouef

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

gnarlyhotep posted:

where are you getting all these eggs

mmy wife and i have a duck and three chickens. one of the chickens and the duck had stopped laying for around 6 to 9 months, so we got two more chickens. one who had just started laying and one who hadn't started laying yet. once we brought them home the duck started laying again because ? ? ? and now the other chicken has started laying too

its alot of eggs! ! ! ! !

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

ilikedirt posted:

cook the eggs then eat those dang eggs. why u need internet advice about f*ckong eggs. jfc

yeah no poo poo ilikedirt. i wanted new and adventurous (and possibly gay) things to do with the eggs. jfc

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

try a frittata

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
hi im a retarded adult. im mentally handicapped and have these eggs how should i cook them. note: smushing em into my mouth doesnt seem to cook these eggs

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

mmy wife and i have a duck and three chickens. one of the chickens and the duck had stopped laying for around 6 to 9 months, so we got two more chickens. one who had just started laying and one who hadn't started laying yet. once we brought them home the duck started laying again because ? ? ? and now the other chicken has started laying too

its alot of eggs! ! ! ! !

mo chickins mo problems

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
just throw them at a house

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
dice some pork, mushrooms, tomatoes and peppers and scramble your eggs into a solid waffle and wrap that baby up like an egg burrito

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
oh god bad Szechuan food I lurv it so much

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

crack them into your open mouth

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Harime Nui posted:

dice some pork, mushrooms, tomatoes and peppers and scramble your eggs into a solid waffle and wrap that baby up like an egg burrito

i made literal egg burritos the other day with some fresh salsa and ancho-guajillo sauce i made

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

make a classic french omelette like the second one (starts at 3:00) in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57afEWn-QDg

Yo, imma blob
Apr 29, 2007

have you any wool
throw them away

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
just throw them

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hardboil them but cook them too long until theyre gray and rubbery inside and then refrigerate them and eat them cold and unseasoned

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
eat the eggs

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

a hole-y ghost posted:

hardboil them but cook them too long until theyre gray and rubbery inside and then refrigerate them and eat them cold and unseasoned

that's called Life of the Russian Peasant style

Aineris
Oct 10, 2005
How dare these black people not want to get murdered!? Don't they know it could expose me to COVID!?
benedict the poo poo out of them

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
you can make pasta and then store it its actually delicious

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
Op I once made and consumed a 10 Egg Omelette, I expect you to do better.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Sweet Tea posted:

make a classic french omelette like the second one (starts at 3:00) in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57afEWn-QDg

looks good. i had no idea french omelettes were so violent tho

gnarlyhotep posted:

just throw them

maybe but the egg will be on yr hands, mr gnarles hotep

a hole-y ghost posted:

hardboil them but cook them too long until theyre gray and rubbery inside and then refrigerate them and eat them cold and unseasoned

yr frittata idea was better

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
The Rock used to eat a 20 egg omelette every morning for breakfast

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Sell them, become Egg King.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

looks good. i had no idea french omelettes were so violent tho

best way to make an omelette, once you learn you won't have too many eggs cause you'll be eating them constantly.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
make yourself a bomb rear end quiche yo

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
hangtown fry if omelette

otherwise hide a poo poo ton of boiled, colored eggs all over the neighbors yard

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Seriously, frittatta.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Just eat the eggs dummy it's simple

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Ad an egg to your morning beer you idiot

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jeez just hardboil them and take them to a hockey game it's not that hard

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