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bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

afternoon team,

Here is a lovely userscript i wrote yesterday / today instead of doing work.

https://github.com/bobbilljim/yuspos/raw/master/yuspos.user.js

features:
*synpe form teh 'pos
*text in reply box
*green grenade
*twitter embeds
*vine embeds
* quote highlights to work correctly in the pos

*the ethical userscript: no valeyards

planned features:
*fix the fotns in newthread.php that i just noticed
*do somethign different with cozpops
*lol, amberpos

~~I am using chrome on lunix so who knows what will happen if u dont.~~ I use it on chrome on linux and windows.

I use TamperMonkey to install it. NOTE some of it won't work without using greasemonkey / tampermonkey so if you must install it in a sperg way i can fix it but otherwise aint bovvered

feel free to berate me itt.

_{_{_{i am not responsible for anythign bad happening when you use this userscript}}}

edit:features, windows

bobbilljim fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Dec 17, 2014

# ? Dec 17, 2014 02:41

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:58

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i use YOSPLUS aka SA Needful for my YOSAUGs until the maintainer, and my friened VALEYARD decide to HIJACK MY ACCOUNT and leave me FOR DEAD on the CURB

# ? Dec 17, 2014 02:47

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

i should note that forums poser valeyard was not involved in this userscript

# ? Dec 17, 2014 02:49

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Smythe posted:

i use YOSPLUS aka SA Needful for my YOSAUGs until the maintainer, and my friened VALEYARD decide to HIJACK MY ACCOUNT and leave me FOR DEAD on the CURB

lol you mean the poster with an apparent legit mental illness lashed out in the only way he could?

no loving way

# ? Dec 17, 2014 02:51

pram: Jun 10, 2001

bobbilljim posted:

i should note that forums poser valeyard was not involved in this userscript

compelling

# ? Dec 17, 2014 03:03

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

i use YOSPLUS aka SA Needful for my YOSAUGs until the maintainer, and my friened VALEYARD decide to HIJACK MY ACCOUNT and leave me FOR DEAD on the CURB

wait what, i did no such thing my man

# ? Dec 17, 2014 03:33

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

smythe is well known for his completely serious posting.

# ? Dec 17, 2014 03:41

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

bobbilljim posted:

smythe is well known for his completely serious posting.

the 'pos is serious business

good poo poo though bobbilljim

# ? Dec 17, 2014 03:42

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

bobbilljim posted:

afternoon team,

Here is a lovely userscript i wrote yesterday / today instead of doing work.

https://github.com/bobbilljim/yuspos/raw/master/yuspos.user.js

features:
*synpe form teh 'pos
*text in reply box
*green grenade
*twitter embeds
*vine embeds

*the ethical userscript: no valeyards

planned features:
*fix the fotns in newthread.php that i just noticed
*do somethign different with cozpops
*lol, amberpos
* quote highlights to work correctly in the pos

I am using chrome on lunix so who knows what will happen if u dont. I use TamperMonkey to install it.

feel free to berate me itt.

_{_{_{i am not responsible for anythign bad happening when you use this userscript}}}

I use chrome on Linux too!! I will try this soon I guess

# ? Dec 17, 2014 03:58

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

using this thread as source control so i dont have to log into git. this *should* stop the random cospop. ~~but you have to janitor a setting.~~ nvm fixed that

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Cospop remover
// @namespace    [url]http://bobbilljim.com[/url]
// @version      0.1
// @description  stop the random cospop
// @author       You
// @match        [url]http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php*[/url]
// @grant        none
// @run-at 	 document-start
// ==/UserScript==

window.originalSetTimeout=window.setTimeout;

window.setTimeout=function(func,delay)
{
    if(func.toString().indexOf('http://fi.somethingawful.com/219/cosby/') > -1){
    	console.log("no cospop plz");
        return -1;    
    }
    return window.originalSetTimeout(func,delay);
};

bobbilljim fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Dec 17, 2014

# ? Dec 17, 2014 12:09

Mr SuperAwesome: Apr 6, 2011; im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

bobbilljim posted:

using this thread as source control so i dont have to log into git.

if you're using git in a way that means you gotta log in you probablyfucked up

# ? Dec 17, 2014 12:57

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

help

using firefox on win 8.1 because im not a complete idiot

# ? Dec 17, 2014 16:39

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

for some reason it doesn't work in ninjakit for me, just like 90% of other things.

# ? Dec 17, 2014 17:53

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:

wait what, i did no such thing my man

No no, like, until you DO. It's only a matter of time

# ? Dec 17, 2014 18:35

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

Widdiful posted:

help

using firefox on win 8.1 because im not a complete idiot

uh... ill look into it

PleasureKevin posted:

for some reason it doesn't work in ninjakit for me, just like 90% of other things.

since that doesn;t have monkey in the name im thinking the css stuff may not work

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

if you're using git in a way that means you gotta log in you probablyfucked up

lol, by which i meant i couldnt be arsed downloading git to my winblows pc or opening a vm and then setting up private keys etc

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:13

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

bobbilljim posted:

uh... ill look into it

since that doesn;t have monkey in the name im thinking the css stuff may not work

lol, by which i meant i couldnt be arsed downloading git to my winblows pc or opening a vm and then setting up private keys etc

if you are on windows jist download the Github gui application and you dont need to gently caress around with ssh keys and It Just Works with a nice metro interface

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:21

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

Widdiful posted:

help

using firefox on win 8.1 because im not a complete idiot

it should work for you now. or at least, you can install it

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:23

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

Valeyard posted:

if you are on windows jist download the Github gui application and you dont need to gently caress around with ssh keys and It Just Works with a nice metro interface

thankyou for tje advice but i use my pc for videogames and porn, i will not be needing git on it

# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:25

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

bobbilljim posted:

it should work for you now. or at least, you can install it

ye it installs but the features arent working. think you have to do !important on every line or something

# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:39

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

reading this thread is like watching a couple of chubby teenagers covertly try to smoke banana peels in back of the shop class building

# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:14

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

thanks op,

# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:43

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

testing

https://twitter.com/marissamayer/status/542408904995377152

# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:44

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

i optimized your garbage code

code:

var twitLoaded = function() {
..
-- var links = document.getElementsByTagName("a");
++ var links = jQuery('.postbody > a');
..

#l58
-- var links = document.getElementsByTagName("a");
++ var links = jQuery('.postbody > a');

# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:58

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

added some functionality just stick this anywhere

code:

jQuery('.userinfo.userid-43235').parent().attr('style', "background-color: purple !important;background-image:none !important;");
if (jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872').size() > 0) { 
	var warn = confirm('Warning! ' + jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872 .author').first().html() + ' Post Detected. Proceed?'); 
	if(warn == false){ window.location.href = 'http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219' };
};

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Dec 18, 2014

# ? Dec 18, 2014 01:24

pram: Jun 10, 2001

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

added some functionality just stick this anywhere

code:

jQuery('.userinfo.userid-43235').parent().attr('style', "background-color: purple !important;background-image:none !important;");
if (jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872').size() > 0) { 
	var warn = confirm('Warning! ' + jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872 .author').first().html() + ' Post Detected. Proceed?'); 
	if(warn == false){ window.location.href = 'http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219' };
};

lol

# ? Dec 18, 2014 01:53

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

added some functionality just stick this anywhere

code:

jQuery('.userinfo.userid-43235').parent().attr('style', "background-color: purple !important;background-image:none !important;");
if (jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872').size() > 0) { 
	var warn = confirm('Warning! ' + jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872 .author').first().html() + ' Post Detected. Proceed?'); 
	if(warn == false){ window.location.href = 'http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219' };
};

# ? Dec 18, 2014 01:56

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

added some functionality just stick this anywhere

code:

jQuery('.userinfo.userid-43235').parent().attr('style', "background-color: purple !important;background-image:none !important;");
if (jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872').size() > 0) { 
	var warn = confirm('Warning! ' + jQuery('.userinfo.userid-185872 .author').first().html() + ' Post Detected. Proceed?'); 
	if(warn == false){ window.location.href = 'http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219' };
};

stick it up your rear end :argh:

# ? Dec 18, 2014 01:57

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

here's some more functionality

code:

if (jQuery('.userinfo.userid-30835#lastpost').size() > 0){
    jQuery('.userinfo.userid-30835#lastpost').parent().parent().find('ul.postbuttons a')[1].click();
}
if (jQuery('.post-wrapper textarea').size() > 0 && jQuery('.post-wrapper textarea').html().indexOf('[quote="MALE SHOEGAZE"') > -1){
	jQuery("input[value='Submit Reply']").click();
};

# ? Dec 18, 2014 02:06

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

# ? Dec 18, 2014 02:10

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

this is kinda helpful

code:

var max_width = Math.min.apply(Math, jQuery('.postbody').not(jQuery('.postbody > img').parent()).map(function(){ return jQuery(this).width(); }).get());
jQuery('.postbody img.img').each(function(){
    var e = jQuery(this);
    if(e.width() > max_width){
        e.attr('style',"width:" + max_width + "px;")
    }
});

# ? Dec 18, 2014 02:48

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

yhanjs all

i found out about jquery like halfway through lol

# ? Dec 18, 2014 02:51

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

go post in the lockmart thrad

# ? Dec 18, 2014 02:53

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

this is kinda helpful

code:

var max_width = Math.min.apply(Math, jQuery('.postbody').not(jQuery('.postbody > img').parent()).map(function(){ return jQuery(this).width(); }).get());
jQuery('.postbody img.img').each(function(){
    var e = jQuery(this);
    if(e.width() > max_width){
        e.attr('style',"width:" + max_width + "px;")
    }
});

i just read this, fuckin good idea

# ? Dec 18, 2014 03:05