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I am circumcised, but never had a bris will be sending out invitations this week, please RSVP
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am i still jewish if i never had a bat mitzvah
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or does that mean im eternally a jewish child
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Dec 17, 2014 07:38
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oy vey one thing at a time Tsinava we can schedule your bat mitzvah for sometime in January
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Dec 17, 2014 07:39
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we are gonna need you to do your best awkward cracking 13 year old voice while you mangle a torah passage, tsinava
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Dec 17, 2014 07:41
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barukh atah adonai meeleeeech ha'olam
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Dec 17, 2014 07:43
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we let the kids have their time, it's good
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Dec 17, 2014 07:46
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Dec 17, 2014 07:47
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Tsinava posted:sometimes when I'm nearby it, I like to walk down the always dry riverwalk Austin built to imitate San Antonio's riverwalk and i smoke some weed and think about how stupid the world is and reminisce about simpler times. when you get hungry enjoy their food culture and literal dozen carts they got 5 years after portland
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Dec 17, 2014 07:52
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:when you get hungry enjoy their food culture and literal dozen carts they got 5 years after portland lol did you crash land in here from another thread if so, please come to my bris next week
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Dec 17, 2014 07:55
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asher kid’shanu b’- *burps a little and vomits up some water due to acid reflux* mitzvotav v’ratzah vanu
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Dec 17, 2014 07:56
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paranoid randroid posted:lmao do u think we are somehow short on jews in cali theres a man named zev yaroslovsky who was p much the top dog in la for about a million years
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Dec 17, 2014 07:56
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so now that Austin is the holy land I'm thinking we should start trying to annex San Antonio
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Dec 17, 2014 07:57
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:yes austin is bad and dumb and gay do not move here from orange county or pittsburg or wherever youre from you iwll not enjoy it
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Dec 17, 2014 08:14
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gnarlyhotep posted:lol did you crash land in here from another thread 
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Dec 17, 2014 08:20
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hi jigglemaster what seems to be agitating your mental illness today
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Dec 17, 2014 08:28
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I'm foreskin man, I collect foreskins for beef jerky
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Dec 17, 2014 08:35
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i prefer circumcised wieners and all but sometimes i wonder who the first dude was who looked at a baby and decided he was gonna try to cut its dick up because thats a messed up idea to just spontaneously have
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Dec 17, 2014 08:37
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In This Issue: The Mohel Stalks at Midnight Somone Will Get Snipped
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Dec 17, 2014 08:37
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foreskin man is appropriately aryan enough to defeat circumcision
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Dec 17, 2014 08:43
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well I wasn't notified that Austin was going to be Israel, but I guess we hate Palestine now personally I don't care about it I say we just drop it
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Dec 17, 2014 08:43
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oklahoma: the palestine of texas? end apartheid now? update: we now have an iron dome system to prevent oklahoman rockets or footballs from violating soverign airspace
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Dec 17, 2014 08:44
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look, as long as you observe the Shacharit we're good I know we;re all busy here in this tech capital
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Dec 17, 2014 08:48
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as president of texas governor abbot is authorizing some limited airstrikes on oklahoman tornados. We're going to strike at their one industry
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Dec 17, 2014 08:49
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I.C. posted:Pittsburgh, PA has an 'H' -- there is a Pittsburg, TX and an Orange, TX -- but, please; they went to court over that H. Pittsburg TX and Palestine TX are both terrible places. Louie Gohmert is originally from Pittsburg, and Palestine was home to the Branch Davidians before they moved over to Waco. Can't really speak for Orange TX.
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Dec 17, 2014 09:29
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:yes austin is bad and dumb and gay do not move here from orange county or pittsburg or wherever youre from you iwll not enjoy it Also this.
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Dec 17, 2014 09:30
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keep Austin
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Dec 17, 2014 09:37
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gnarlyhotep posted:so now that Austin is the holy land I'm thinking we should start trying to annex San Antonio Why? Why the gently caress would anyone want to annex San Antonio? Why the gently caress would anyone want to VOLUNTARILY SPEND TIME IN San Antonio (for longer than, like, a day)? San Antonio is loving boring as poo poo. They have the Alamo and the Riverwalk, and NOTHING ELSE.
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Dec 17, 2014 09:39
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There's going to be trouble when someone gets a plate of Jewish brisket instead of barbecue, mark my words
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Dec 17, 2014 09:51
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this is the new mayor of austin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP_WiN9PufY trigger warnings: west-side liberals. twee aesthetics. vacuous rhetoric. indie-rock soundtrack.
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Dec 17, 2014 10:04
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Omi-Polari posted:this is the new mayor of austin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0QYVAXyYvM
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Dec 17, 2014 10:14
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jigglemaster7 posted:their new mayor is loving jewish ahahahaha. can you believe this? texas sucks rear end. they elected kinky friedman mayor?
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Dec 17, 2014 10:57
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plumper fuckbus posted:There's going to be trouble when someone gets a plate of Jewish brisket instead of barbecue, mark my words texas bbq is a load of horseshit who cares
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Dec 17, 2014 10:59
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idk why kinky went for governor he probably could have actually won austin mayoral elections
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Dec 17, 2014 11:14
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Whoever wins, s'all good
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Dec 17, 2014 11:15
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durf dont move to austin durf durf, hurf
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Dec 17, 2014 12:02
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Austin has good drugs
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Dec 17, 2014 12:17
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austin has good coke but so does every other city in the south the weed is poo poo, mostly, it's just the garbage nugs that weren't good enough to sell to dispensaries shipped in from cali. people in austin are loving retarded so weird dangerous designer drugs get passed off as safer funner stuff beer is overpriced yeah no drugs in austin are terrible unless you do a lot of coke
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Dec 17, 2014 12:30
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the holocaust was bad but 911 was worse and thats why we should get a break on the whole committing war crimes thing -dick cheney
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Actually we had a pro-palestine rally here a few months ago. I drove by them holding a peace sign out the window and they all cheered. It was p cool, I felt like I was leading an army or something lol
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