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I'd guess it depends on the character of the girl in the picture The mermaid in the prefect's bathroom probably likes the attention and poses for people to masturbate A picture of a nice girl like Hermione would shy away and leave the picture and never return if you defiled her image like that
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what are magical pictures in the hp world
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Dec 17, 2014 07:24
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i would get freaky with moaning myrtle
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Dec 17, 2014 07:25
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I don't think all of the magical pictures in Harry Potter have a consciousness. I think it's only some of them.
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Dec 17, 2014 07:26
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hewlett-packard??? ive printed out a picture and jacked off to it at least once
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Dec 17, 2014 07:26
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oh harry potter. it depends on the circumstances op
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Dec 17, 2014 07:26
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is there magical porn
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Dec 17, 2014 07:27
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theres tons of harry potter porn. are you kidding me.
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Dec 17, 2014 07:27
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I learned the term "Twincest" from harry potter people
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Dec 17, 2014 07:28
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hp lovecraft? probs not cuz u about to go crazy motherfuccker
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Dec 17, 2014 07:29
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burritolingus posted:I don't think all of the magical pictures in Harry Potter have a consciousness. I think it's only some of them. The portraits definitely have a consciousness and retain the memories and characteristics of their subject. Like the fat lady and sir cadogan and dumbledore but they never really explained if the photographs are the same Percy's photograph of his girlfriend Penelope, the girl kept hiding out of the frame because he spilled tea on the photo and made her look bad. So they must have some sort of consciousness
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Dec 17, 2014 07:32
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Just another moronic plot device JK Rowling created to force something to work a certain way and then completely ignored the actual implications of it, like everything else in her books. So the magic world has pictures that can more and talk and hold conversations yet for some reason magical boy Jesus' parents never ever had a portrait made that he could talk to them. Also, could a portrait act as a witness in a court? They can clearly see and respond to outside events. It's probably the equivalent of porn in the 1910s, rich men would just gather around a silent film reel player and watch a fat woman in a nun outfit get plowed by a chubby dude, so the rich men of the magic world have a locked room with a bunch of woman and men in magical portraits who have sex on command. Wait, I forgot about mind control and memory wipes. They probably just pick up a hooker and then make them forget they had sex.
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Dec 17, 2014 07:40
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were there lots of magic penis spells
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Dec 17, 2014 07:44
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Inevitable posted:were there lots of magic penis spells not in canon but I read a fanfic where Harry got cursed by a spell that made his penis grow larger and larger until Ginny and Luna sucked his cock and made it go down
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Dec 17, 2014 07:50
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doesnt sound like such a curse to me, op.
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Dec 17, 2014 08:02
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Do you think Draco jerked off onto a picture of Harry just to get back at him? Krab and Goyle just stand next to him like "This is kinda gay," and Draco's like "No it's not! We're defacing Potter! Now get jerking!"
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Dec 17, 2014 08:08
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Ein cooler Typ posted:not in canon but I read a fanfic where Harry got cursed by a spell that made his penis grow larger and larger until Ginny and Luna sucked his cock and made it go down gently caress you that material is my intellectual property you cant just go around telling everyone the major plot hook of my thrilling eleven part series you signed an NDA, fucker, get ready to hear from my lawyers
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Dec 17, 2014 08:09
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Ein cooler Typ posted:The portraits definitely have a consciousness and retain the memories and characteristics of their subject. Like the fat lady and sir cadogan and dumbledore gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Dec 17, 2014 08:15
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Tsinava posted:i would get freaky with moaning myrtle You couldn't feel her though, is the problem, your boner would pass right through her. It'd be like humping air. Peeves, on the other hand. Peeves is a poltergeist, and thus can interact with the physical world. He could definitely give you a handy.
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Dec 17, 2014 08:19
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spooky girlfriend posted:You couldn't feel her though, is the problem, your boner would pass right through her. It'd be like humping air.
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Dec 17, 2014 08:21
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Do you think Draco jerked off onto a picture of Harry just to get back at him? Krab and Goyle just stand next to him like "This is kinda gay," and Draco's like "No it's not! We're defacing Potter! Now get jerking!" Yes and it was a picture of him in his first year.
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spooky girlfriend posted:You couldn't feel her though, is the problem, your boner would pass right through her. It'd be like humping air. i would have poltergeist sex with peeves and roll around on the ceiling like that lady in the Poltergeist movie while myrtle watches.
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Do you think Draco jerked off onto a picture of Harry just to get back at him? Krab and Goyle just stand next to him like "This is kinda gay," and Draco's like "No it's not! We're defacing Potter! Now get jerking!" "Hey, I don't rub wands" is probably what wizard-bros say to affirm their straightness.
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a hole-y ghost posted:nah even better, he'll take ur prostate for a hell of a ride "Peeves!" ejaculated Ron. If you ever read those books again, notice how many times Rowling writes 'ejaculated Ron' at the end of his dialog, btw. It's a lot. Tsinava posted:i would have poltergeist sex with peeves and roll around on the ceiling like that lady in the Poltergeist movie while myrtle watches.  I like the way you think
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Dec 17, 2014 08:28
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A pet Peeves... spooky and potentially sexy idea
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is it gay to bang a ghost. technically they arent boys or girls anymore. was god/jesus a wizard that made himself known to muggles does the wizarding world have legal implications for banging people with polyjuice? what if you gently caress someone and they know youre into that polyjuice life and theyre like 'be black tonight' or something do they have wands that are shaped like penises for novelty does the new phoenix know memories from the old, dead phoenix do wizards understand chemistry and stuff why dont wizards do anything about global warming. like, it affects them too. they could get like 10 wizards to just heat up water all day to provide power and we wouldnt have to deal with burning coal and stuff do wizards go to the beach while being wizards and not pretending to be muggles? if so, are there beaches that are clearly for wizards only? if so, how do they keep muggles out. a beach is a beach. voldemort lost his nose did he lose his dick? did he take a lover? were the wizards aware of what was going on in the holocaust or did they just not give a poo poo. like, they could have easily saved millions of jews but i guess they felt their secret lives were too important? thats pretty messed up #messedup are there gay wizards and if so, do they do things even MORE flamboyantly as a stereotype? because the glitter and hard pieces of wood is already pretty gay and i suck dicks for a living so i know what im talking about is there computers in the wizarding world? like itd be easier to send an e-mail or facebook message then to make your loving owl fly halfway across the world. or worse, have the letter fly itself over and speak it out. imagine sexting, that would be unreal can you reach into the portraits or does something stop your hand. are they naked underneath their clothes? like, could i coax the wizard mona lisa to show me her leondardo davagina? do they even have electricity and if so do they take muggle electricity? if so, wouldnt the utility company realize that theyre taking a city's worth of electricity? like, the electric company would investigate is there a wizard government and if so do people pay wizard taxes and if so does the government provide services like healthcare etc or are they constantly on the lookout for dark wizards that they just kinda laissez-faire the place up also, with the government, do wizards-who-act-as-muggles pay taxes in BOTH worlds? if so, there should be a tax incentive. also if the wizards produce food in a magical way its a dick move to not allow starving folks to have their excess. honestly wizards just come off as assholes if you think about it. like, the fact that voldemort watned to kill them wasnt too far off from the wizards' current policy of 'let them die instead of revealing yourself to them' jokes fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Dec 17, 2014 |
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Dec 17, 2014 08:42
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I had a pet caiman that I named Peeves Welp thats my HP story (i did not gently caress it)
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As a fan of audiobooks, someone went ahead and took the dialog and rearranged it into something called "Dirty Potter". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4lCnZ-WyA Enjoy.
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:is it gay to bang a ghost. technically they arent boys or girls anymore.
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a hole-y ghost posted:bad dog. too many words you can sum it up as 'are wizards gay and do they have sex and laws'
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:is it gay to bang a ghost. only if the ghost is of a person who was gay at least once during their life. otherwise its just as harmless and straight as crossdressing and flirting in biker bars and then jacking off at home.
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A Stupid Baby posted:only if the ghost is of a person who was gay at least once during their life. otherwise its just as harmless and straight as crossdressing and flirting in biker bars and then jacking off at home. i think its a little rough to force a gay dude to be a gay dude in a faggy painting for all of eternity just because he sucked a dick once or twice. i mean, weve all been there right right
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Dec 17, 2014 08:55
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like im not gay or anything but $20 is $20
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Dec 17, 2014 08:56
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:i think its a little rough to force a gay dude to be a gay dude in a faggy painting for all of eternity just because he sucked a dick once or twice. i mean, weve all been there right
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a hole-y ghost posted:yeah, youve got to suck dick at least 10 days in a row and then once at least every 2 weeks to maintain your right to be called gay do i get any credits fro going to camp to be cured of gay
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Dec 17, 2014 08:58
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:do i get any credits fro going to camp to be cured of gay
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Could Harry drink poly juice potion from hermoine or Luna and then have Ron gently caress him? Does the poly juice potion give you the correct genitalia from the opposite sex?
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They aren't real gently caress head - Sent from my Iphone
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Jizzmark asks the deep questions
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Could Harry drink poly juice potion from hermoine or Luna and then have Ron gently caress him? Does the poly juice potion give you the correct genitalia from the opposite sex? 
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