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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep....he waits!!!! 
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Dec 17, 2014 12:04
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Chuck Norris doesn't act, he reacts.
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Dec 17, 2014 12:08
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Walker says I have aids
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Dec 17, 2014 12:08
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Chuck NOrris doesn't go to a clinic for abortions, he holds very strong pro-life views.
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Dec 17, 2014 12:14
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Dec 17, 2014 12:22
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Delta Force put an end to the cold war
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Dec 17, 2014 12:28
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He's not acting.
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Dec 17, 2014 12:29
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Chuck Norris doesnt believe in evolution. This is not a joke. On the other hand, not believing in evolution is a joke, so...
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Dec 17, 2014 12:38
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He seems like a great guy.
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Dec 17, 2014 13:42
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Chuck Norris doesn't act, he reacts. so he's a student of the meisner technique
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Dec 17, 2014 13:57
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comes along bort posted:so he's a student of the meisner technique He is a creationist.
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Dec 17, 2014 14:12
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I wish Chuck Norris was my dad.
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Dec 17, 2014 14:13
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spud posted:Walker says I have aids
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Dec 17, 2014 14:31
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Chuck Norris is a confused, scared, feeble, aging, man. lol
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Dec 17, 2014 14:31
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i cant believe he pissed away all the goodwill from the conan bits and chuck norris jokes just to make some wacky anti obama video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ud3pK5Wa90
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Dec 17, 2014 15:00
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the movi e sidekicks was so bad that jonathan brandis couldnt take the ridicule an dkilled himself
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Dec 17, 2014 15:02
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young man walks into western saloon filled with seedy cowboy types, his eyes in shadow from his hat all conversation ceases as the bar patrons turn to look at the interloper, who sits down at the bar without a word the bartender, nervous, "uhh, what will it be?" "MILK!" the bar patrons laugh and the bartender pours a glass of milk, which the young man begins to drink chuck norris enters the bar and chuck and the young man kick the poo poo out of the mean looking cowboys "It's always going to be you and me, chuck" the you ng man says as the scene changes and he is shown to have been daydreaming during class about chuck norris and himself kicking the poo poo out of surly cowboys everyone in the class laughs at the young man, and as he longingly looks to the door, chuck norris fails to appear
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Dec 17, 2014 15:06
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and orders milk. The bartender calls him gay. fin
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Dec 17, 2014 15:10
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Chuck Norris is Jack Bauer's bitch.
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Dec 17, 2014 15:16
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Dec 17, 2014 18:04
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I recall watching delta force 2 a lot of times as a child, and had a well worn vhs copy. Yet I can't recall any details of the movie without looking it up.
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Dec 17, 2014 22:29
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there was a movie where he was running around green trucks and snapping necks like nobodioes business.
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Dec 17, 2014 22:38
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Budget Dracula posted:i cant believe he pissed away all the goodwill from the conan bits and chuck norris jokes just to make some wacky anti obama video It did at least lead to one of the all-time great Onion articles. http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/ 
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Dec 17, 2014 22:42
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Budget Dracula posted:i cant believe he pissed away all the goodwill from the conan bits and chuck norris jokes just to make some wacky anti obama video
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Dec 18, 2014 00:53
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Budget Dracula posted:i cant believe he pissed away all the goodwill from the conan bits and chuck norris jokes just to make some wacky anti obama video socialism or something much worse... UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE
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Dec 18, 2014 01:09
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gently caress you chuck norris we can't all be millionaires
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Dec 18, 2014 01:09
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The only thing deadlier than Chuck Norris is two Chuck Norrises
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Dec 18, 2014 01:42
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Chuck Norris the the master of the long game. You only THINK he is a poor actor because he wants you to think this.
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Dec 18, 2014 04:25
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more like Chuck, No
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Dec 18, 2014 04:30
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a friend of mine once told a chuck norris joke and I was drunk and stupid enough to tell him that those were for the most part just a bastardization of the vin diesel jokes started on the somethingawful.com forums years prior. no one was really laughing at the chuck norris joke to begin with but they sure were laughing after I tried that poo poo let me tell you
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Dec 18, 2014 04:39
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Thingyman posted:Chuck NOrris doesn't go to a clinic for abortions, he holds very strong pro-life views. he actually karate chops the fetus right out of the woman's body
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Dec 18, 2014 04:48
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gnarlyhotep posted:more like Chuck, No 
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Dec 18, 2014 05:02
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Wasn't delta force the one about invading some middle eastern country with the aid of our brave and noble israeli allies to free hostages from the evil muslim terrorists?
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Dec 18, 2014 12:27
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Chuck Norris was right about Obama though. He tried to warn us. He knew.
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Dec 18, 2014 12:31
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Thanks Chuck for trying to save us all, and thanks Obama for ruining everything (the first thanks is genuine but the second one is ironic).
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Dec 18, 2014 12:33
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Chuck is an outspoken opponent of child literacy because you do not need to read to hear the word of God on Bible the audiobook.
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Dec 18, 2014 17:04
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chuck was an alcoholic who frequently drank and drove https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQkyi1_l6po
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Dec 18, 2014 17:10
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Maybe you're not that great of a movie critic, OP
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Dec 18, 2014 17:11
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Chuck Norris rules.
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