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remember to shop indie using the internet because then you can write that you do that in your okcupid profile and ladies dig u Dont' know what to buy uncle clay? i got u http://www.storenvy.com/stores/440418-clay-county Don't know what to get your fav poster? get boffed it's easy http://www.storenvy.com/products/4031926-boffer-dagger And what if you meet a girl between now and next week? lol but here's wishful thinking http://www.storenvy.com/products/255278-one-s-in-disapointed If you have any more ideas for neat gifts and good times from your local ma and pa indie shopshifters please share!
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 is this some minecraft bull poo poo?
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Dec 17, 2014 20:54
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uh no it's a boffer dagger and scott pilgrim would think it's a cool gift idea
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Dec 17, 2014 20:55
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that poo poo is loving trash, i wouldnt give it to an orphan
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Dec 17, 2014 20:56
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keep your duct tape dildo, weirdo
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Dec 17, 2014 20:56
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Where do you find flame duct tape?
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Anorexic Robot posted:Where do you find flame duct tape? i bet guy fieri's wallet is made of it
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Dec 17, 2014 21:00
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a creepy colon posted:keep your duct tape dildo, weirdo please come back i have so much of this mint green clay
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Dec 17, 2014 21:03
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a creepy colon posted:keep your duct tape dildo, weirdo
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Dec 17, 2014 21:04
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Someone bought me this last year....hahahah....it didn't loving work. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EPJ57NM/ "Oh no, my 4000 calorie cake smells of chocolate and piss" *Eats the entire thing anyway*
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Dec 17, 2014 22:45
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spud posted:Someone bought me this last year....hahahah....it didn't loving work. was it a gag gift or were they an rear end in a top hat. I could make that smell worse if you'd like
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Dec 18, 2014 01:26
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a gun. to kill yourself and your family
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Dec 18, 2014 01:28
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Amazon had "Quicken Will Creator Pro" on sale for $27 today. Thought about giving it to my parents.
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Dec 18, 2014 01:46
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A something awful forums dot com account with platinum upgrade features
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Dec 18, 2014 01:55
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sodomy
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Dec 18, 2014 02:12
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Wait is it already last minute? That's when it's my time to shine.
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Dec 18, 2014 02:16
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People like food so maybe something classic, like a 5lb sack of potatoes. OR Some butter. Really think about the person you're gifting and imagine them eating something in slow motion. Chewing and messily gurgling as they struggle to get enough of the food into their mouths. Perhaps they are crying, it's your day dream, you can make it what you want! Now...what are they eating?! THATS YOUR GIFT! GET THEM THAT!
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Dec 18, 2014 02:22
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pallet of old english stolen from a warehouse
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Dec 18, 2014 02:31
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bloody adult diaper
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Dec 18, 2014 03:00
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- Buy a gift bag - Buy candy - Buy coffee/tea sampler - Make a card that is cute and means something to the person receiving the gift Fill gift bag with items. Give entire bag to person. Youre welcome you f'ing retard. Jeez.
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Dec 18, 2014 03:03
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jar of bandaids
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big splinter
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what if i'm getting a gift for susan that dumb loving rear end in a top hat who empties the coffee pot without every refilling god susan i loving hate you gently caress also she candy eat candy because her intestines are as much of a dick as her
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