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What was your worse Christmas Ever? My Granny died on last New Years eve but before that happened we had a Christmas with her dying in the other bedroom while we all ate and tried to keep happy.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:27 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:40 |
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it will be this one
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:28 |
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my dad died p near to christmas when i was a kid we didnt get a tree and my mom drank a lot
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:28 |
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:29 |
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I was on a road trip from North Carolina to California. We were in Oklahoma in some poo poo Oklahoma town. Nothing was open except a Denny's. The Denny's was surprisingly packed to the rafters and I marveled at how many people spent loving Christmas eve dinner at a Denny's. They were out of desserts. My boyfriend and I both got ill from the food and spent our evening fighting over the bathroom at our Motel 6.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:29 |
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my dad decided that christmas day was the perfect time to tell all us kids he was leaving our mother
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:33 |
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Outpost22 posted:my dad decided that christmas day was the perfect time to tell all us kids he was leaving our mother what the hell thats terrible
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:34 |
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Outpost22 posted:my dad decided that christmas day was the perfect time to tell all us kids he was leaving our mother Balances out the disappointment because you had loads of presents. Seems like a smart dad to me.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:47 |
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December 25th, 2005 I was in the icu after a bone marrow transplant and just coming off morphine. Withdrawls made me an rear end in a top hat, yelled at my dad who came to visit, didn't want anymore visitors and spent the day alone writhing in agony and pleading for more morphine. Got a knock on the door that night, nurse brought in a present from some girl scouts who said Merry Christmas from the hallway. Gave away the little CD player they gave me but still have the Patriots scarf that it was wrapped in.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:54 |
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Luvcow posted:December 25th, 2005 I was in the icu after a bone marrow transplant and just coming off morphine. Withdrawls made me an rear end in a top hat, yelled at my dad who came to visit, didn't want anymore visitors and spent the day alone writhing in agony and pleading for more morphine. Got a knock on the door that night, nurse brought in a present from some girl scouts who said Merry Christmas from the hallway. Gave away the little CD player they gave me but still have the Patriots scarf that it was wrapped in. what kind of horrible fucker gives a patriots scarf to a suffering person
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 22:58 |
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Last year the shitter was full
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:07 |
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I ate Chinese food and watched firefly with an old autistic woman. Actually it was pretty good.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:10 |
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It's gonna be this one
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:13 |
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Outpost22 posted:my dad decided that christmas day was the perfect time to tell all us kids he was leaving our mother My mom pulled this a few years ago. My dads went into hospice last tuesday so pretty good chance its gonna be this one.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:14 |
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So far it's a tie between the time grandpa died on Christmas day or the year the family went to Disney world, we all got a horrible flu the first day, and spent the rest of our vacation puking our guts out and having fever dreams.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:26 |
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Gay santa raped my butt
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:33 |
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Big Beef City posted:Gay santa raped my butt sorry he must have mixed up our letters
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:36 |
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that time when me and my bro actually got presents cuz. we both got iphone 4s. then he also got a nice laptop and i was like "man im getting something cool aswell" but nope i got nothing more lol equality
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:36 |
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I once spent Christmas Day stuck in an airport 500 miles from home because of a sudden storm that grounded all the planes.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:38 |
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Octy posted:I once spent Christmas Day stuck in an airport 500 miles from home because of a sudden storm that grounded all the planes. A real man would have met some girl there, hosed her, and started a new family. Why didn't you do this?
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:42 |
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Skilleddk posted:that time when me and my bro actually got presents cuz. we both got iphone 4s. then he also got a nice laptop and i was like "man im getting something cool aswell" but nope i got nothing more lol was this seriously ur worst christmas b/c u must lead a charmed life dude
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:48 |
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Every Christmas. There is a reason why it is the period which the most suicides during the year. Everyone around you is happy and thankful and surrounded by people who care, and you are alone, rotting on the inside(and in the case of goons: on the outside aswell), maybe drinking yourself to an uncaring stupor. What I am saying is, Merry Christmas to you assholes, enjoy it if you are lucky to not be like described.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:57 |
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I got ocarina of time but the power was out for like 2 weeks because of a bad storm so I didn't get to play until school started again. It was loving bullshit.
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# ? Dec 17, 2014 23:59 |
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life is suffering i found out santa is not real and that jesus was a jew
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:05 |
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It's going to be this Christmas for me because my terminally ill stepfather is dying. He could pass any time and has reached the point of hallucinating and not knowing who people are or what's going on around him. He has been bedbound since I flew in a week ago and has barely eaten anything.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:05 |
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that time i got hammered in ny and me and my retard friend took 2 hookers home. then they got pissed and knocked me out of my wheelchair and the tard just stood there like a henge
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:07 |
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Blue Raider posted:that time i got hammered in ny and me and my retard friend took 2 hookers home. then they got pissed and knocked me out of my wheelchair and the tard just stood there like a henge nice
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:08 |
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Blue Raider posted:that time i got hammered in ny and me and my retard friend took 2 hookers home. then they got pissed and knocked me out of my wheelchair and the tard just stood there like a henge what wheelchair you rocking?
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:09 |
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My mom got me a wallet for Christmas with a hundred dollar bill in it. I opened the wallet and said, "Great, velcro." She ripped it out of my hand, gave me the $100. She started crying and calling me a piece of poo poo ungrateful bastard and cut the wallet in half with a pair of scissors. It was a good thing, because I was never going to use that wallet. It was velcro. Honestly, this is my favorite Christmas memory, don't know why I'm posting it here.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:11 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:what wheelchair you rocking? a lovely gi insurance one
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:11 |
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buy a hotdog! posted:It's going to be this Christmas for me because my terminally ill stepfather is dying. He could pass any time and has reached the point of hallucinating and not knowing who people are or what's going on around him. He has been bedbound since I flew in a week ago and has barely eaten anything. Suffocate him with a pillow now so he doesn't ruin Christmas by dying on that day.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:12 |
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was it worth it?
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:12 |
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2007. My mom was dying in the ICU and was in and out of a coma the whole week. She croaked on the 27th. My dad spent the whole time super drunk and tried to kill himself on xmas at the big family gathering my mom's side of the family was having. I only kept myself sane by watching the rest of my family snipe at each other and by making terrible jokes about the whole situation.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:12 |
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getting your legs blown off i mean
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:13 |
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i told those goddamn bitches to leave like the dickens
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:13 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:life is suffering i found out santa is not real and that jesus was a jew Any Hebrew that can turn water into wine is one righteous Jew. Happy Hanukkah!
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:15 |
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Any Hebrew that can turn water into wine is one righteous Jew. Happy Hanukkah! it actually says he watered down the wine and sold it at marked up prices
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:16 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:it actually says he watered down the wine and sold it at marked up prices i heard he and his thugs went around loving up the other usurers tables so he could have a stranglehold on moneylending
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:18 |
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probably when i was like 20 and my parents stopped giving me gifts, i was like wtf man. then i had dinner and it was p good, so no complaints really.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:27 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:40 |
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2011. I was in the middle of losing my job due to depression and performance issues at work. I had tried committing suicide a couple of days before. My mother didn't notice anything or didn't want to notice anything because she was busy complaining to me about her dysfunctional marriage. My father was a drunken mess, as usual. It was absolutely terrible.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 00:32 |