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Who would you sue?
Bushmaster
Sandy Hook
Adam Lanza
Goku
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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
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At this point we'll probably see it happen. Everyone's gotta blame someone else instead of the retarded kid who decided to shoot up an elementary school.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
:colbert:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I am a gunkin. Respect me.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Biting social commentary "Hitlers Gay Secret". Keep up the good work.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Demonachizer posted:

Biting social commentary "Hitlers Gay Secret". Keep up the good work.

I didn't know who the gently caress you were before this, but I love you now, and if I see one of ur posts unquoted, you have my sword....by sword I mean I will quote ur post, this has nothing to do with my actual sword.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

spud posted:

I didn't know who the gently caress you were before this, but I love you now, and if I see one of ur posts unquoted, you have my sword....by sword I mean I will quote ur post, this has nothing to do with my actual sword.

Thank you for quoting his post for me.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
sorry op but i would rate this as the least creative of the parody threads. voted 2

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
you didn't go for the sandy bush angle

you think you're too good for pussy jokes, huh


prick

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Adam lanza was right guns shold be banned. And since they wont ill show them the error of there ways. *prepares for battle*

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

can we sue autism instead

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Whorelord posted:

can we sue autism instead

i know a lawyer who accepts pristinely painted orcs as payment

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Goku better lawyer up.

Thats all im sayin'

:colbert:

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

Goku better lawyer up.

Thats all im sayin'

:colbert:

Yeah well so should you, I'm gonna sue your big tranni butt!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Irrational Bees posted:

Yeah well so should you, I'm gonna sue your big tranni butt!

Bring it bitch.

I know what Actus Reus and Mens Rea means.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
You don't get it. You don't sure Goku.
You sue the people that made Goku's pants.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

Bring it bitch.

I know what Actus Reus and Mens Rea means.

Wow that's pretty good, I'm not gonna mess with you!

Also why don't the parents just sue the government instead?

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I'm suing god for making this retarded universe.

Glow Sticks
Feb 26, 2009
bush > shaven

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
“The number of lives lost in those 264 seconds was made possible” by the rifle that was “engineered to deliver maximum carnage with extreme efficiency,” according to the lawsuit against AR-15 manufacturer Bushmaster.

:gizz:

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Those Sandy Crooks will never stop the Bush Master

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Those Sandy Crooks will never stop the Bush Master

sandy dook

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

whoflungpoop posted:

you didn't go for the sandy bush angle

you think you're too good for pussy jokes, huh


prick

I was thinking about going the 'sue Capt. Hook for Peter Pan trauma' angle...

..but then realised I'm too good for any jokes on GBS level...

..and now I just can't be bothered.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Gunky Junket posted:

I was thinking about going the 'sue Capt. Hook for Peter Pan trauma' angle...

..but then realised I'm too good for any jokes on GBS level...

..and now I just can't be bothered.

its supremely sad that u got owned by franco

seriously who gets owned by franco dude

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its supremely sad that u got owned by franco

seriously who gets owned by franco dude

Lmao! Uhhhh. don't you think you've got that a bit backwards there?

Homo can't tell the difference between feet and a vagina, his month probie on me got promptly removed; and he has neverending ridicule about his anatomy identification issues.

Who actually owned who in that scenario? *scratches chin* =)

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Gunky Junket posted:

Lmao! Uhhhh. don't you think you've got that a bit backwards there?

Homo can't tell the difference between feet and a vagina, his month probie on me got promptly removed; and he has neverending ridicule about his anatomy identification issues.

Who actually owned who in that scenario? *scratches chin* =)

same :mrgw:

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
is it owning a person to reveal that they think a vagina has toes in front of the world

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its supremely sad that u got owned by franco

seriously who gets owned by franco dude

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sandy Hook didn't actually happen in the first place OP.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien



ps I'm a girl btw

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
honestly, they'd have better groudns to stand on than the real lawsuit. now bushmaster has a child murdering stigma when 99.9999999999999999999% of them ever made make holes in paper or shoot bottles

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

1gnoirents posted:

honestly, they'd have better groudns to stand on than the real lawsuit. now bushmaster has a child murdering stigma when 99.9999999999999999999% of them ever made make holes in paper or shoot bottles

and everyone who actually does operator poo poo buys their AR-15s from manufacturers that aren't poo poo

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Demonachizer posted:

Biting social commentary "Hitlers Gay Secret". Keep up the good work.

So do your posts look normal to you?

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I once shot a gun. Now I have an enormous penis.

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