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Q: So what are you doing this weekend A: I'll tell you what I'm not doing, I'm not letting another 9/11 happen on my watch!
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Q: Did you suck his dick? A: I'd do it again in a minute.
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Q: Would you like fries with that? A: I'd like the people responsible for 9/11 taken down!
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Q: Sir do you know why I pulled you over. A: To share a quiet moment to remember the day those planes hit.
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Q: Hot enough for you? A: Hot enough to melt the beams of the towers where three thousand americans died.
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Q: What is your favorite book? A: *aims shotgun
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Q: Can I take your order? A: Uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies , foreign and domestic.
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Go gently caress Yourself.
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Q: Why are you the greatest presidential candidate in 10+ years
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so like any politician
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my definition of torture is being on the phone with your wife while the twin towers are collapsing "example?" no thats the definition of torture and its not something we made happen therefore no torture
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Q: im gay A: same
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krampster2 posted:so like any politician any politician who can shoot you in the face and get you to apologize for being in the way of his gun
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*Blinks lizard eyes and periodically ingest human blood to maintain my human appearance*
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Q: Will you be putting your brain into a robot body? A: Yes.
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Q: Is it true you had to get a new heart because yours had corroded away from pure evil? A: Harry Whittington asked me a question like that once. Once.
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Anorexic Robot posted:*Blinks lizard eyes and periodically ingest human blood to maintain my human appearance*
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:A: *aims shotgun*
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