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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I held my childhood dog down as he was put to death via lethal injection he barked and looked me in the eye like you should just wreck the hot vet tech and she kinda hosed me I think.

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JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -

burritolingus posted:

Galaxy's biggest shitlord



Don't you mean the Mouse that now owns him?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I heard once some guys wanted to be mixed with a 50 storey building when they died.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

semon demon posted:

and i looked like a grown rear end adult baby weeping rear end bitch in front of the hot vet tech

If you don't cry when your childhood pet dog/cat dies I'd argue there's something broken in ur soul

Shoulda asked for her number to help her console u, that's the only thing u did wrong

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer

JazzPaws posted:

Don't you mean the Mouse that now owns him?

Imagine Mickey Mouse kicking the emperor around the way he did that boy-band in South Park.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Claven666 posted:

lol at all the soul-less puddles of rotten bile masquerading as humans posting in this thread

I dont think dogs can post

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

soy posted:

who cares

people need to stop treating dogs and cats like humans, have kids if you want kids you loving pussies

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Mange Mite posted:

I dont think dogs can post

Only registered members can see post attachments!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
another worthless dog is removed from this planet so im glad of this op

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH
Reagan was still worse

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

soy posted:

who cares

people need to stop treating dogs and cats like humans, have kids if you want kids you loving pussies

I have the same stipulation in my will for my children.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

I lust for dog diggity death. 🌞

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
my dog loves me

*dog will literally love anyone who gives him beggin strips and not beat him*

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
Hotshot Lawyer Reese Witherspoon will save this dog in time for Christmas.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Daedra posted:

my dog loves me

*dog will literally love anyone who gives him beggin strips and not beat him*

Still better then the love your parents gave you.

As in none, you've been nothing but a disappointment to your mother and I.

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

semon demon posted:

and i looked like a grown rear end adult baby weeping rear end bitch in front of the hot vet tech

Small animal vets and their staff are usually animal crazies, so s/he probably found it touching. At a guess, the reason you didn't score might be something to do with being an obese, cheeto-stained goon (?).

Mange Mite posted:

I dont think dogs can post

This question was answered early in the popular history of the internet.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Daedra posted:

my dog loves me

*dog will literally love anyone who gives him beggin strips and not beat him*

Seriously, it's so easy to get an animal to like you. Just pay attention to them and pet them, also try not to yell at them or hit them. Good job, you're now one with Mother Nature

Also I don't think any contract can mandate the death of another healthy living being, no matter what. Can we get a lawyer in here to work this poo poo out?

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
There is no way that attorney does not secretly hate dogs.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

timp posted:

Seriously, it's so easy to get an animal to like you. Just pay attention to them and pet them, also try not to yell at them or hit them. Good job, you're now one with Mother Nature

Also I don't think any contract can mandate the death of another healthy living being, no matter what. Can we get a lawyer in here to work this poo poo out?

Pretty sure there's contracts for killing animals for meat and hides all the time. Animals aren't people just in case you forgot

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tonsured posted:

The obvious answer is to split the dog in two, re home the butt and cremate the head

congrats son, you inherited the dog butt

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
In addition to my pets I would also like the cleaning lady interred with me

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Mange Mite posted:

Pretty sure there's contracts for killing animals for meat and hides all the time. Animals aren't people just in case you forgot

Mange Mite posted:

for meat and hides

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Dogs deserve love and affection. It's the cosmic partnership, my nigga.

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
Which is it Timp? Can they not be killed no matter what, or only if it's for meat and hides?

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Rapman the Cook posted:

I hate this person, and I wish they were alive just so they could die again in a slow woodchipper accident or something.


http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/12/18/dog-be-put-down-fulfill-owners-instructions-will

That's... all it takes to be the world's biggest shitlord?

Worse has been done to actual human beings, routinely. A dog isn't even a person.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

only hateful cishet male chauvanist pigs can be shitlords, op

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
that dog is in valhalla now, what a good dog

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

greg sexyvibes posted:

Which is it Timp? Can they not be killed no matter what, or only if it's for meat and hides?

The latter, in my humble opinion. Killing animals for the betterment of humans is one thing, but killing animals for no gain whatsoever the wishes of a dead woman no gain whatsoever seems illegal, or just plain hosed up at the very least.

And preemptively: I know killing for sport is a thing; this is not the same thing as hunting.

If it were up to me I'd be like "Oh yeah we're toooootally going to cremate your dog and mix your ashes when you die" but I'd be crossing my fingers behind my back and I might even wink to a nearby nurse if I knew I could trust her EDIT: or him

timp fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Dec 18, 2014

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Here's a hint, just dont do it. like she'll know or give a gently caress

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

1gnoirents posted:

Here's a hint, just dont do it. like she'll know or give a gently caress

Yeah

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

It's not like they'll be together again in the afterlife anyway, because all dogs go to heaven while that lady has clearly gone to hell :colbert:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

error1 posted:

It's not like they'll be together again in the afterlife anyway, because all dogs go to heaven while that lady has clearly gone to hell :colbert:

That was a very dark movie

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

Nutsngum posted:

Still better then the love your parents gave you.

As in none, you've been nothing but a disappointment to your mother and I.

gently caress you Todd, ur not my real dad!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



This wouldn't happen if the dog had a gun

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




What's the upper limit on how many dogs can be immolated so my corpsepile can be legally satisfied under the law? I may need to start collecting now.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Nutsngum posted:

Still better then the love your parents gave you.

As in none, you've been nothing but a disappointment to your mother and I.

poo poo i thought you were dead

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i hop the dog suffers

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

happyhippy posted:

I heard once some guys wanted to be mixed with a 50 storey building when they died.

that's p cool

my current plan is to have my ashes put in a sand trap so someone has to hit a golf ball out of me but I might like this better

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im not a dog person but i think it is wrong to kill this dog

would anyone like to have an argument about this

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Barbaric as throwing widows on their husband's funeral pyres

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