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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
when ur at the bottom of the thread try scrolling up and down by small amounts rapidly. the little arrow will bounce and spin around in a circle and u will have fun for hours

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

man what an awful app

rio
Mar 20, 2008

What an awful thread.

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
Nice tip!

My tip is to constantly have a finger on the screen, and keep swiping your fingers down to hide all the stuff people say, using both index fingers is easiest for me.

E: A prime candidate for my technique, thanks!

Minimum Syntaxing fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Dec 18, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
a good trick in awful app is to tap ur finger on the avatar of a poster who owned u and pretend ur hitting his face with a giant finger in real life. cant do this on the comp b/c u will smudge it up and he will have the last laugh

u can holler and hoot while u do this

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
wipe (your B-hole) before you swipe (your phone's screen with your finger)

This tip has worked out p. well for me so far. I highly suggest it.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

phobo posted:

wipe (your B-hole) before you swipe (your phone's screen with your finger)

This tip has worked out p. well for me so far. I highly suggest it.

this gives ur finger a subtle lubricant to check posts more efficiently w/o sacrificing traction when ur calling another goon a nerd and saying they must be fun at parties

phobo
Aug 7, 2008

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

this gives ur finger a subtle lubricant to check posts more efficiently w/o sacrificing traction when ur calling another goon a nerd and saying they must be fun at parties

but you'll get stank finger!!! and stank phone!!!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

phobo posted:

but you'll get stank finger!!! and stank phone!!!

itt nerds being angry nerds :rolleyes:

u must be fun at parties!!!!

e: :allears:

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
idgi. following the instructions in the op does nothing :smith:

phobo
Aug 7, 2008

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

itt nerds being angry nerds :rolleyes:

u must be fun at parties!!!!

e: :allears:

that was so funny I forgot to laugh!!!!! :twisted:

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
They should make a button that just automatically posts "im gay"

It'd optimize my posting rate by quite a fair amount

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