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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! A whole bunch of sub-200 yard quarterbacks resulted in a lot of really awful scores this week. If you didn't take Brees on Monday night you probably ended up below 700. Don't forget when making lists that there are Saturday games this week. Week 15 Results Top Ten: Bachtere: 989 (1032-43) - 43 pts. Grozz Nuy: 958 - 42 + 25 hair bonus = 67 pts. Felter Chesthard: 944 - 41 pts. solauran: 938 - 40 pts. Grittybeard: 929 - 39 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 927 - 38 + 25 hair bonus = 63 pts. Bjay9: 923 - 37 pts. Gandalf21: 922 - 36 pts. skaboomizzy: 898 - 35 pts. rebel1608: 878 - 34 pts. The Field: Akbar: 873 - 33 pts. JGKing: 863 - 32 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 842 - 30 pts. marioinblack: 842 - 30 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 815 - 29 pts. WaffleZombie: 811 - 28 pts. Chichevache: 806 - 27 pts. Deceptive: 798 - 26 pts. Apples McGrind: 795 - 24 pts. OrangeKing: 795 - 24 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 768 - 23 pts. Nystral: 735 - 22 pts. Mughe: 726 - 21 pts. pixelbot2000: 710 - 20 pts. aBagorn: 709 - 19 pts. kalensc: 698 - 18 pts. No Butt Stuff: 670 - 17 pts. Jaysus: 666 (Hail Satan) - 16 pts. ChuckHead: 661 - 14 pts. Lt. Chips: 661 - 14 pts. Fenrir: 653 - 13 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 651 - 12 pts. Phiggle: 644 - 11 pts. Tavarin: 639 - 10 pts. von Metternich: 628 - 9 pts. Arnold Layne: 625 - 8 pts. Okibi: 618 - 7 pts. Metapod: 596 - 6 pts. Ron Roenicke: 506 - 5 pts. axeil: 469 - 4 pts. Dubar: 375 - 3 pts. Hockles: 341 (uff da) - 2 pts. Busts: Thaddius the Large: 792 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Gandalf21 Apples McGrind Z.S. Ghost Bjay9 Thaddius the Large Week 16 Schedule Thursday Night: TEN@JAX Saturday 1PM: PHI@WAS Saturday Night: SD@SF Sunday 10AM: MIN@MIA BAL@HOU DET@CHI CLE@CAR ATL@NO GB@TB KC@PIT NE@NYJ Sunday 1PM: NYG@STL BUF@OAK IND@DAL Sunday Night: SEA@ARI  Monday Night!DEN@CIN
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Season Standings through Week 15 JGKing: 610 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 608 pts. Grozz Nuy: 602 pts. marioinblack: 567 pts. ---------------------------------------------------- 3 Token Line Felter Chesthard: 547 pts. Phiggle: 545 pts. Fenrir: 540 pts. ---------------------------------------------------- 2 Token Line aBagorn: 531 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 531 pts. skaboomizzy: 531 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 506 pts. ---------------------------------------------------- 1 Token Line Grittybeard: 493 pts. Gandalf21: 490 pts. Akbar: 481 pts. Mughe: 480 pts. Arnold Layne: 474 pts. solauran: 474 pts. Phyein: 472 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 469 pts. Apples McGrind: 462 pts. Ron Roenicke: 458 pts. kalensc: 448 pts. Okibi: 444 pts. axeil: 440 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 436 pts. pixelbot2000: 435 pts. Dubar: 429 pts. ----------------------------------------------------- PLAYOFF LINE Tavarin: 428 pts. von Metternich: 418 pts. Bjay9: 416 pts. OrangeKing: 416 pts. Jaysus: 413 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 408 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 407 pts. Lt. Chips: 406 pts. WaffleZombie: 403 pts. rebel1608: 401 pts. Bachtere: 395 pts. ChuckHead: 379 pts. Chichevache: 376 pts. Butthead: 375 pts. Thaddius the Large: 373 pts. Metapod: 369 pts. No Butt Stuff: 350 pts. Nystral: 347 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 340 pts. Mind_Taker: 339 pts. bushisms.txt: 329 pts. Hockles: 321 pts. Deceptive: 311 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 304 pts. 13 year old girls: 299 pts. DupaDupa: 283 pts. ffoecaf: 214 pts. A Pale Horse: 210 pts. embarrasing tank: 210 pts. Roumba: 204 pts. waah: 204 pts. OBR: 186 pts. Miko: 185 pts. OxySnake: 133 pts. Foranzan: 114 pts. grah: 104 pts. Benne: 82 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. Terror SharL 25 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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I think that might be the first week I've ever seen where nobody broke 1,000.
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e: nevermind, playoffs are simultaneous with NFL playoffs Andrew Luck - Passing Drew Brees - Passing Lesean McCoy - Rushing Le'Veon Bell - Rushing TY Hilton - Receiving Tucker Number : Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving also gently caress it, going deep-
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Joe Flacco - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Julius Thomas - Receiving Yards
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Dec 18, 2014 17:24
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Calvin Johnson - Receiving Drew Brees - Passing Matt Ryan - Passing Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Tucker #: Demaryius Thomas - Receiving
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Drew Brees - Passing Alex Smith - Passing Tony Romo - Passing Randall Cobb - Receiving Tucker Number Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving
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Dec 18, 2014 19:26
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 One point below the playoff line.Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Joe Flacco - Passing Yards Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards Matt Forte - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving Yards
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Dec 18, 2014 23:08
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Matt Ryan - Passing Matt Forte - Rushing Matt Forte - Receiving Jordan Matthews - Receiving Tucker #: C.J. Anderson - Rushing No time like the present.
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Dec 19, 2014 06:09
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Matthew Stafford - passing Matt Ryan - passing Tom Brady - passing AJ Green - receiving
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Holy gently caress, so you're saying there's a chance. Hail satan. Russell Wilson - Passing Russell Wilson - Rushing Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Aaron Rodgers - Passing Dez Bryant - Receiving Tucker Number - Peyton Manning - Passing
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards AJ Green - Receiving Yards Revis Token
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Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards Philadelphia Eagles - Receiving Yards Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Julius Thomas - Receiving Yards Token: Willis
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Joe Flacco - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards Willis Token
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Drew Brees - passing Derek Carr - passing Tony Romo - passing Antonio Brown - receiving Tucker # - AJ Green - receiving
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Philip rivers - Passing Yards Alex Smith - Passing Yards Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards Jamaal Charles - Receiving Yards Tucker : Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
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Tony Romo - passing yards Andrew Luck - passing yards Eddy Lacy - rushing yards Leveon Bell - rushing yards Golden Tate - receiving yards tucker Demaryius Thomas - receiving yards
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Andre Williams - Rushing Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Andre Johnson - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
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Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Revis Token
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Drew Brees: passing yards Matt Ryan: passing yards Andrew Luck:Passing Yards Tucker:Emmanuel Sanders: Receiving yards
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Eli Manning - Passing Yards Derek Carr - Passing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards Tucker Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards
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Geno Smith - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Ryan Tannehill - Passing Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Justin Forsett - Rushing Tucker - A.J. Green - Receiving
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Tom Brady - Passing Aaron Rodgers - Passing Andrew Luck - Passing Tucker Number - CJ Anderson - Rushing
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Drew Brees - passing yards Tom Brady - passing yards Ryan Tannehill - passing yards Tucker Number - A.J. Green - receiving
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Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Tucker Number: Gio Bernard - Rushing Yards
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Antonio Brown - Receiving Tucker #: Andy Dalton - Passing Suh Token
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Drew Brees - passing Tom Brady - passing Andrew Luck - passing Tucker Number - Emmanuel Sanders *Revis Token in play*
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Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Julius Thomas - Receiving Yards
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Eli Manning - Passing Derek Carr - Passing Kyle Orton - Passing Tucker - Andy Dalton - Passing
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pre:Seattle - Rushing N.Y. Jets - Rushing Dallas - Rushing Carolina - Rushing St. Louis - Rushing Pittsburgh - Rushing Baltimore - Rushing C.J. Anderson - Den - Rushing -Tucker #
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Matthew Stafford - passing Andrew Luck - passing Marshawn Lynch - rushing Julio Jones - receiving Dwayne Bowe - receiving Tucker #: Demaryius Thomas - receiving
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Aaron Rodgers - Passing Andrew Luck - Passing Tucker: Gio Bernard willis token
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Derek Carr - Passing Yards Ryan Lindley - Passing Yards Geno Smith - Passing Yards Jimmy Clausen - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Peyton Manning - Rushing Yards - Gotta unleash the dragon
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Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Le'veon Bell - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - AJ Green - Receiving Yards USING REVIS TOKEN
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Kyle Orton - Passing Austin Davis - Passing Ryan Lindley - Passing Eddie Lacy - Rushing DeMarco Murray - Rushing Mike Evans - Receiving AJ Green - Receiving
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Eli Manning - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Fred Jackson - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
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Tony Romo - Passing Dez Bryant - Receiving Andrew Luck - Passing Tucker - Andy Dalton - Passing Polamalu Token
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Russell Wilson: passing Marshawn Lynch: rushing Lindley: passing Baldwin: receiving Fitzgerald: passing tucker manning: passing This was the worst week to forget to post.
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