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Here is a thread to talk about the worst Christmas gift you've ever received. It's the thought that counts? I don't think so. Last year my brother bought me season one of 12 oz Mouse .... On iTunes! Thanks bro, now I have to let crapple gently caress me in the rear end with DRM to watch the show. And I have a roku, not an Apple TV!!
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Dec 18, 2014 16:03
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I got one of those loving POX games when I was 13.
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Dec 18, 2014 16:05
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My two front teeth
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Dec 18, 2014 16:07
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Pair of argyle socks and a stick of deodorant. I was 9. e: It was Secret. 
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Dec 18, 2014 16:08
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got a pair of finger nail clippers from my wife's rich aunt one year thanks
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Dec 18, 2014 16:08
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Spanish Manlove posted:My two front teeth Were they extracted in your sleep and presented to you in a velvet lined box
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Dec 18, 2014 17:14
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Salt. Yes, Salt. Not even Morton's, but a generic container of salt. It came from my grandmother. She was losing it pretty heavily by that point. She somehow made the connection that I was studying chemistry and that salt was a chemical...
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Dec 18, 2014 17:33
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one of my aunts was an arts and craftsy type and she bought sweatpant/sweatshirt combos for all of the kids and painted glittery dog glamor shots on them. All of my cousins were forced to change into them I politely refused lol. I did get a good laugh out of my dad when my mom said "Well it's the thought that counts" and I replied "If only more thought had been put into it." Because every 13 year old by wants a glitter dog matching sweatshirt/pants combo instead of something fun or cool, or hell even a sports team version. Edit: When my grandpa started getting senile he'd give me all sorts of skymall/airport gift shop quality weird poo poo. Combination nail clipper/flashlight/am radio? That's perfect! It all invariably went into the garbage when I got home because putting batteries in them constituted a fire hazard at worst and a complete waste of a battery at worse. The most useful gift he gave by that point was an alarm clock with a projector from the sharper image. It projected the time onto the ceiling, and was also too bright (I have blackout curtains I like poo poo dark). I taped over the projector part and used that as my primary alarm clock for years. Rhymenoserous fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Dec 18, 2014 |
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Dec 18, 2014 17:55
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Rhymenoserous posted:one of my aunts was an arts and craftsy type and she bought sweatpant/sweatshirt combos for all of the kids and painted glittery dog glamor shots on them. All of my cousins were forced to change into them I politely refused lol. I did get a good laugh out of my dad when my mom said "Well it's the thought that counts" and I replied "If only more thought had been put into it." gently caress you.
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Dec 18, 2014 17:58
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Spanish Manlove posted:My two front teeth your blowjobs have gotten worse
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Dec 18, 2014 17:58
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BASF posted:gently caress you. show us a picture of your artfair booth selling glitter dog t-shirts.
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Dec 18, 2014 18:00
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Every Christmas my dad tries to give me a bag of pot and Every Christmas I tell him I don't smoke. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't care about your "heady" bullshit. I really would prefer no gift at all to you shoving drugs in my face. Thanks.
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Dec 18, 2014 18:13
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Bacon Deodorant, Bacon Soap, and a Bacon t-shirt. I made the mistake of getting heavily into bacon after discovering Bacon Salt soon before "epic bacon" started and bacon novelty products started getting sold everywhere.
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Dec 18, 2014 18:56
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From my best friend of 3 years who I shared all my secrets with (we were 23-25 or so at the time), I received a desk set dictionary/thesaurus, a pair of ugly earrings, and a basket of scented bath stuff. 1. I bought the SAME SET through our work supply catalog FOR WORK... if I wanted a personal set I could have ordered one. SHE could have ordered it through work and gotten it free. WTF? 2. She knew the problems I had with my pierced ears and how they were unevenly aligned and I just gave up and let them close up. In addition, the type of closure would never, ever work with the misaligned holes I had even if they hadn't closed up. She knew this, she was with me when I was lusting over sapphire earrings and WHY I wouldn't buy them, because I couldn't get them in. WTF? 3. I get migraines from scents. I get migraines from scents. I GET MIGRAINES! FROM SCENTS!!!! It was the most depressing and disappointing Xmas. I'd gotten her chocolates made with her favorite wine, and some other personalized bullshit. I hate receiving presents because it's always so disappointing. Nothing horrifically hurtful like what she did there, but in general I get cheap, ugly things that have no bearing on my life or interests. I'm old enough to buy what I want, when I want it. I don't need "gifts."
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Dec 19, 2014 15:52
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oak meadows posted:Every Christmas my dad tries to give me a bag of pot and Every Christmas I tell him I don't smoke. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't care about your "heady" bullshit. I really would prefer no gift at all to you shoving drugs in my face. Thanks. How does it feel to be the most boring person on earth?
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Dec 19, 2014 15:55
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oak meadows posted:Every Christmas my dad tries to give me a bag of pot and Every Christmas I tell him I don't smoke. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't care about your "heady" bullshit. I really would prefer no gift at all to you shoving drugs in my face. Thanks.
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Dec 19, 2014 15:59
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Bunch of spoiled shits ITT
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Dec 19, 2014 16:34
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I'm always thankful that someone would go through the effort to spend money and time on my behalf.
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Dec 19, 2014 16:45
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A few years ago my dad threw in a bulk package of those peanut butter crackers with the other crap he got me. It was during that outbreak of salmonella in peanut butter. Thanks for the shits pop.
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Dec 19, 2014 17:09
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Rhymenoserous posted:
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Dec 19, 2014 17:24
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A bunch of matchbox + hot wheels cars. Cool enough right? Well, the paint was chipped on most of them, and some of them had bent wheels, a few of the axels were actually bent so badly that the friction between the wheel arch and the wheel was such that the wheels wouldn't turn at all. Still, fixing them all up and putting them on ebay made for a good project and I made a little bit out money out of it, so there's that I suppose.
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Dec 19, 2014 18:03
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Here is a thread to talk about the worst Christmas gift you've ever received. It's the thought that counts? I don't think so. Last year my brother bought me season one of 12 oz Mouse .... On iTunes! Thanks bro, now I have to let crapple gently caress me in the rear end with DRM to watch the show. And I have a roku, not an Apple TV!!
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Dec 19, 2014 18:06
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I.N.R.I posted:A bunch of matchbox + hot wheels cars. Cool enough right? Well, the paint was chipped on most of them, and some of them had bent wheels, a few of the axels were actually bent so badly that the friction between the wheel arch and the wheel was such that the wheels wouldn't turn at all. Still, fixing them all up and putting them on ebay made for a good project and I made a little bit out money out of it, so there's that I suppose. were you like 30 when you got them?
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Dec 19, 2014 18:08
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Dec 19, 2014 18:09
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 and a one month gym membership.
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Dec 19, 2014 18:12
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The 5th Foid posted:Id be happy to make a fyad/showerthoughts thread if there's any interst
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Dec 19, 2014 18:13
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Dec 19, 2014 18:13
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Dec 19, 2014 18:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:were you like 30 when you got them? Not even close. Try 23.
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Dec 19, 2014 18:38
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oak meadows posted:Every Christmas my dad tries to give me a bag of pot and Every Christmas I tell him I don't smoke. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't care about your "heady" bullshit. I really would prefer no gift at all to you shoving drugs in my face. Thanks. You suck.
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Dec 19, 2014 18:47
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A colon in a zip lock bag, and a Dr pops out of a wrapped box under the tree and says "Youre gonna need a new one very soon, or youre dead."
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Dec 19, 2014 18:49
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oak meadows posted:Every Christmas my dad tries to give me a bag of pot and Every Christmas I tell him I don't smoke. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't care about your "heady" bullshit. I really would prefer no gift at all to you shoving drugs in my face. Thanks. I'd be happy to take it off your hands for you. OT: nothing. I received literally nothing for Christmas last year.
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Dec 19, 2014 18:52
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oak meadows posted:Every Christmas my dad tries to give me a bag of pot and Every Christmas I tell him I don't smoke. I don't do drugs, I don't drink, I don't care about your "heady" bullshit. I really would prefer no gift at all to you shoving drugs in my face. Thanks. Sell the pot you idiot
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Dec 19, 2014 18:57
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BASF posted:gently caress you. What he said was mean but you really shouldn't talk to your nephew like that
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Dec 19, 2014 18:57
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Marmalade.
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Dec 20, 2014 07:53
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Actually it was pretty good marmalade 
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Dec 20, 2014 07:54
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double ended dildo when your family know youre single
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Dec 20, 2014 07:54
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I got a rock
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Dec 20, 2014 07:55
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Iron Prince posted:double ended dildo when your family know youre single If it's long enough you can stick one end in your butt and the other end in your dick hole. #lifehacks #navy
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welp looks like the family is getting good ol fashioned case oof the SHITS!!!! im gonna need to find the right toilet for this, but drat PTSD makes it a little harder (And I don't eman my drat continois boner!) haha gotta go,,,,,,,,
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