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I suspect the neighbor's senile pooch. First noticed the smell this afternoon but I couldn't pinpoint the source, it wasn't until much later that I noticed a large barf stain on my doormat. I threw away the mat and washed everything but the whole stairwell still smells like barf. To add an insult to an injury, an enterprising neighbor apparently doused my door and mat with axe. How do I get rid of the smell? I washed the tiles with bleach several times but vomit seems to have soaked up into the wooden doorstep. gently caress the fuckity gently caress.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:43 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:28 |
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stick your finger down your throat and vomit on the doorstep with your own vomit. problem solved!
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:44 |
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Tha lyfe of a drug dealer...
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:46 |
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Makes you think about the big questions.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:46 |
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Also, the answer is bleach.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:47 |
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Probably need new doorstep as wood is very porous. I'd give white vinegar a go....leave it for a few hours, then hose it down. Also, go and take a poo poo on your neighbor's doorstep.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:52 |
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it was me. im your neighbor dog sorry
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:00 |
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That was a warning. Next I'm going to have my dog barf directly on you.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:01 |
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Did you sample the vomit OP? That's the only way to source it
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:33 |
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BASF posted:Also, the answer is bleach. Yes! I washed everything with diluted bleach (had to spring to the store to get some) and now the vomit smell is all but gone. Now it reeks like a swimming pool from hell. I'm 90% sure it was the dog. When humans barf, the impact zone is usually much higher up. Our mystery barfer deposited his gold evenly on the floor, the splattering only went up a foot or so.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:45 |
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Good detective work
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:46 |
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hav eyou considered being a private Eye or "dick" op?
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:49 |
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but to solve your problem this is what you need http://www.amazon.com/Electric-Pressure-Washer-40000-PSI/dp/B00530GDZS (minimum spec, btw, you could spend more of coursE) if you dont bacteria will feed on the remaining puke molecules and youll get ebola
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:50 |
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You probably came home drunk and don't remember
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:17 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:You probably came home drunk and don't remember This is a valid point. At one point I actually thought that it was me who threw up, so I inspected all of my shoes for traces of vomit, but they were all clean. There's no way you can throw up on the floor without getting at least some on your shoes, so this rules me out.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:27 |
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Pine and sol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds4FZmVG908
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:35 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:This is a valid point. At one point I actually thought that it was me who threw up, so I inspected all of my shoes for traces of vomit, but they were all clean. There's no way you can throw up on the floor without getting at least some on your shoes, so this rules me out. How do you know it was the dog then? Dogs don't wear shoes...check mate dog.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:53 |
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Urinate all over your doorstep while the police watch. Videotape this for my amusement. Please use VHS or encode the video to MPEG-3. Thanks.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:55 |
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Hmmm was your posting history taped to the door or something ahahah
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:55 |
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trisodium phosphate
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:57 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:How do I get rid of the smell? I washed the tiles with bleach several times but vomit seems to have soaked up into the wooden doorstep. gently caress the fuckity gently caress. You're imagining the smell. A hose and a couple of rainstorms and all will be well.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:02 |
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PHOTOS PLEASE.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:05 |
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Actually I did throw up two days ago but I was a good boy and did it in the toilet bowl. I find it rather unlikely that I opened the apartment door, staggered out and closed the doors behind me, got on all fours and barfed on my doorstep, then got up again and went to bed like nothing happened. Oh, and then leaving it there stewing for two days? (I only noticed the smell this afternoon) I suppose I shouldn't be buying booze from a gas station at three AM.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:08 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Actually I did throw up two days ago but I was a good boy and did it in the toilet bowl. I find it rather unlikely that I opened the apartment door, staggered out and closed the doors behind me, got on all fours and barfed on my doorstep, then got up again and went to bed like nothing happened. Oh, and then leaving it there stewing for two days? (I only noticed the smell this afternoon) if you ask me this is a very likely scenario. don't blame the old dog, blame yourself.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:10 |
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I worked at this one place and the bathroom was outside the secured area. So I had to go through quite a few sets of doors to get to the toilet. I was walking down the corridor, grabbed the door guards trash can from his area, puked in the trash can, and kept walking to the bathroom. It was a very fluid motion and im sure looked very surreal. The door guard didnt say a word. He already looked scared as it is. That poor Airman...
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:12 |
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Rambling Robot posted:PHOTOS PLEASE. Ehh too late, I spent 45 minutes scrubbing that poo poo with bleach. It was mostly stomach acid with no visible chunks of food, the liquid was slightly brownish with tiny brown specks of something mixed in, sorta reminded me of coffee grounds.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:14 |
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Rambling Robot posted:don't blame the old dog Oh if I had a penny every time the dog peed in the elevator....
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:16 |
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Have you tried making GBS threads over it, to kill the smell?
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:25 |
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my bad ddude
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:34 |
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MURDER YOURE NEIGHBO
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:52 |
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I once saw a long turd lying elegantly on a toilet rim. Quite impressive really, modern toilet art.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 20:59 |
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your doorstep has always smelt like vomit which is why the vomiter decided it wouldn't do any harm to vomit there
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:07 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Ehh too late, I spent 45 minutes scrubbing that poo poo with bleach. It was mostly stomach acid with no visible chunks of food, the liquid was slightly brownish with tiny brown specks of something mixed in, sorta reminded me of coffee grounds. Do you like or hate your neighbour? "Coffee grounds" vomit can be a sign of internal bleeding. Unless you really hate him, I'd let your neighbour know that his dogge should probably get checked out by a vet.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:09 |
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Lolie posted:Do you like or hate your neighbour? "Coffee grounds" vomit can be a sign of internal bleeding. Unless you really hate him, I'd let your neighbour know that his dogge should probably get checked out by a vet. Well my neighbors are a bit on the nutty side, you're bound to encounter these kind of people when you're living in the projects. The dog in question is a fifteen year old german shepherd which is so old and decrepit, he's literally one sneeze away from being put out of its misery. I'm trying to imagine myself telling my neighbors about this: "Uh, hello, uh, yesterday someone uh, threw up on my doors and I uh, thought it might have been Rex, but I saw these uh, little bits of brown stuff in the barf so if it really was Rex you might want to take him to the vet to have him checked out or something."
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:19 |
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oh poo poo!
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:31 |
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Oh if I had a penny every time the dog peed in the elevator.... that's not the dog but the neighbor.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:33 |
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it was me OP, lots to drink last night, too drunk to even smash and grab because I only grabbed a can of dog food, still ate it, thanks for letting me sleep in your bushes for a couple hours
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:35 |
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Slightly related incident to report. A few days ago, I'm lying on the couch, reading, and I hear a car come to a sudden stop outside. The dogs start barking, so I sit up to see what's going on. The car outside has stopped right outside and the passenger is heaving her guts up all over the curb. Lots of heaving and lots of puke. Eventually, she stop blowing chunk, quits laughing at the ground, and sits up. A few moments later, she wipes her chin on the back of her hand, closes the door and they drive away. The next day I am doing some yard work and come to the conclusion it was probably pizza. It's good to have a hose.
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:32 |
The feral cats like to mark the metal grate that protects my actual door from jehovas witnesses, and let me tell you: stale cat piss is a great thing to smell when you're hungover and going to work
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# ? Dec 18, 2014 22:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:28 |
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A new development: I noticed that the dog hurled a wooden chair down the stairwell and stole my moldy vest (it smelled like beer). I think the dog may be spreading rumors about me because now my neighbors are afraid of me. That drat dog! <>
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