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I went looking for weed.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:17
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 24, 2024 12:56
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- saboten
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did you find it
 thank u bacalou
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Dec 19, 2014 01:19
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- Slybo
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yeah
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Dec 19, 2014 01:21
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- saboten
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did anything cool happen on your journey ?
thank u bacalou
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Dec 19, 2014 01:44
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- Slybo
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I bought a house..
Starred in 2 movies.
Rolled my car 3 & a half times.
Caught 2 bad guys.
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Dec 19, 2014 01:52
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- LP0 ON FIRE
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beep boop
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oh yeah i remember your avatar
hey
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Dec 19, 2014 02:02
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- Afro Doug
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welcome back
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Dec 19, 2014 02:23
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- FluffieDuckie
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hi slybo 
we're glad you made it back safely
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Dec 19, 2014 03:19
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- tao of lmao
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I bought a house..
Starred in 2 movies.
Rolled my car 3 & a half times.
Caught 2 bad guys.
sick
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Dec 19, 2014 03:27
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- cute anime girl
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I bought a house..
Starred in 2 movies.
Rolled my car 3 & a half times.
Caught 2 bad guys.
lived your life more than I have in my lifetime, congrats
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Dec 19, 2014 03:35
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- cat_herder
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BE GAY
DO CRIME
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welcome back, slybo!
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Dec 19, 2014 03:55
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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do another DnD session some time, that was fun
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Dec 19, 2014 09:52
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- Harime Nui
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The New Insincerity
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What's up man glad you're back
this is Piedmon Sama idk if I changed my name before or after you left
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Dec 19, 2014 10:38
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- Slybo
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i wanna know more about this
Which one?
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Dec 19, 2014 13:34
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Hello friend, I'm a big deal around here fyi.
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Dec 19, 2014 13:42
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- BERGfu
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Hey man what's going on?
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Dec 19, 2014 13:53
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- Slybo
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the movies and the bad guys
I beat up Mark Metcalf with a stick in a movie called 'Billy Club'. I bullshitted my way into the audition by listing a Flashtub I did once as a voice over credit.
I also played a zombie extra in an upcoming pile of schlock called 'Zombie Frat House'. I got to eat a guy.
Going back a few years, I was staying with some folks and was awaken around 3am to speak with a police officer because someone had stolen a bunch of stuff from several of the cars parked outside.
They took MP3 Players, GPS units, Digital Cameras, Briefcases, a gas can from the back of a truck, pretty much anything not tied down. I personally lost a GPS and (what was at the time) a brand new model iPod.
I still had the package for the iPod and my GPS was registered so I was able to give the serial numbers to the cops.
I immediately began stalking Craigslist. One week later an ipod was posted. A brand new model, my color, and with the usb cable dangling from the bottom just like it was taken from my car.
So I text the person that I want that iPod. He said he wanted to meet in a mall parking lot. My plan was to verify my serial number and call the cops while I follow the guy in my car.
Now with this mall, it goes uphill to the 2nd level when you drive around to the back. I got there early and could see a mall cop parked at the top of the hill leading to the rear of the mall. He was looking down at the parking lot below (the meeting place).
I drove up the hill and told him the situation. I could tell his plan was to sit in his car for several hours and not do a whole lot. He didn't seem too interested in helping.
I could see the car I was waiting for show up so I forgot all about the cop and drove back down to the first level parking lot. I got out of my car with nothing but adrenaline, a memorized serial number playing on a loop in my head, and my mitts.
There was someone sitting in the passenger seat of the car I was waiting for, the driver got out and handed me an iPod, I look along the edge of the clip for the serial number. Its mine alright.
I hand it back with a "No thanks" (I just want to get back to my car and call 911)
He asks for less money. "No thanks".
He asks for $20. "No thanks" (And gently caress you BTW. That's a brand new iPod, shithead)
After I got out of that awkward exchange I somehow ended up back in my car and began fumbling with my phone and maneuvering behind the thief's car when, like an Arch Angel the mall cop came tearing rear end up next to me. I aggressively pointed to the car I was trying to follow and that was that.
There were 4 cop cars on him less than a block away from the mall. We got all our stuff back and so did a lot of other people. The cops pulled out stuff by the armful and made a huge pile of loot on the curb.
These guys drive around to different neighborhoods at night looking for unlocked cars.
Slybo fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Dec 19, 2014
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Dec 19, 2014 15:29
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I beat up Mark Metcalf with a stick in a movie called 'Billy Club'. I bullshitted my way into the audition by listing a Flashtub I did once as a voice over credit.
I also played a zombie extra in an upcoming pile of schlock called 'Zombie Frat House'. I got to eat a guy.
Going back a few years, I was staying with some folks and was awaken around 3am to speak with a police officer because someone had stolen a bunch of stuff from several of the cars parked outside.
They took MP3 Players, GPS units, Digital Cameras, Briefcases, a gas can from the back of a truck, pretty much anything not tied down. I personally lost a GPS and (what was at the time) a brand new model iPod.
I still had the package for the iPod and my GPS was registered so I was able to give the serial numbers to the cops.
I immediately began stalking Craigslist. One week later an ipod was posted. A brand new model, my color, and with the usb cable dangling from the bottom just like it was taken from my car.
So I text the person that I want that iPod. He said he wanted to meet in a mall parking lot. My plan was to verify my serial number and call the cops while I follow the guy in my car.
Now with this mall, it goes uphill to the 2nd level when you drive around to the back. I got there early and could see a mall cop parked at the top of the hill leading to the rear of the mall. He was looking down at the parking lot below (the meeting place).
I drove up the hill and told him the situation. I could tell his plan was to sit in his car for several hours and not do a whole lot. He didn't seem too interested in helping.
I could see the car I was waiting for show up so I forgot all about the cop and drove back down to the first level parking lot. I got out of my car with nothing but adrenaline, a memorized serial number playing on a loop in my head, and my mitts.
There was someone sitting in the passenger seat of the car I was waiting for, the driver got out and handed me an iPod, I look along the edge of the clip for the serial number. Its mine alright.
I hand it back with a "No thanks" (I just want to get back to my car and call 911)
He asks for less money. "No thanks".
He asks for $20. "No thanks" (And gently caress you BTW. That's a brand new iPod, shithead)
After I got out of that awkward exchange I& somehow ended up back in my car and began fumbling with my phone and maneuvering behind the thief's car when, like an Arch Angel the mall cop came tearing rear end up next to me. I aggressively pointed to the car I was trying to follow and that was that.
There were 4 cop cars on him less than a block away from the mall. We got all our stuff back and so did a lot of other people. The cops pulled out stuff by the armful and made a huge pile of loot on the curb.
These guys drive around to different neighborhoods at night looking for unlocked cars.
another byob success story!
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Dec 19, 2014 15:37
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- Salmiakki
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I beat up Mark Metcalf with a stick in a movie called 'Billy Club'. I bullshitted my way into the audition by listing a Flashtub I did once as a voice over credit.
I also played a zombie extra in an upcoming pile of schlock called 'Zombie Frat House'. I got to eat a guy.
Going back a few years, I was staying with some folks and was awaken around 3am to speak with a police officer because someone had stolen a bunch of stuff from several of the cars parked outside.
They took MP3 Players, GPS units, Digital Cameras, Briefcases, a gas can from the back of a truck, pretty much anything not tied down. I personally lost a GPS and (what was at the time) a brand new model iPod.
I still had the package for the iPod and my GPS was registered so I was able to give the serial numbers to the cops.
I immediately began stalking Craigslist. One week later an ipod was posted. A brand new model, my color, and with the usb cable dangling from the bottom just like it was taken from my car.
So I text the person that I want that iPod. He said he wanted to meet in a mall parking lot. My plan was to verify my serial number and call the cops while I follow the guy in my car.
Now with this mall, it goes uphill to the 2nd level when you drive around to the back. I got there early and could see a mall cop parked at the top of the hill leading to the rear of the mall. He was looking down at the parking lot below (the meeting place).
I drove up the hill and told him the situation. I could tell his plan was to sit in his car for several hours and not do a whole lot. He didn't seem too interested in helping.
I could see the car I was waiting for show up so I forgot all about the cop and drove back down to the first level parking lot. I got out of my car with nothing but adrenaline, a memorized serial number playing on a loop in my head, and my mitts.
There was someone sitting in the passenger seat of the car I was waiting for, the driver got out and handed me an iPod, I look along the edge of the clip for the serial number. Its mine alright.
I hand it back with a "No thanks" (I just want to get back to my car and call 911)
He asks for less money. "No thanks".
He asks for $20. "No thanks" (And gently caress you BTW. That's a brand new iPod, shithead)
After I got out of that awkward exchange I somehow ended up back in my car and began fumbling with my phone and maneuvering behind the thief's car when, like an Arch Angel the mall cop came tearing rear end up next to me. I aggressively pointed to the car I was trying to follow and that was that.
There were 4 cop cars on him less than a block away from the mall. We got all our stuff back and so did a lot of other people. The cops pulled out stuff by the armful and made a huge pile of loot on the curb.
These guys drive around to different neighborhoods at night looking for unlocked cars.
holy poo poo! thats wild 
 https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite
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Dec 19, 2014 15:45
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- Slybo
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So whats the score here?
Are there any BYOB irc or voice chat channels? I get chatty when I'm high.
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Dec 19, 2014 15:55
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I beat up Mark Metcalf with a stick in a movie called 'Billy Club'. I bullshitted my way into the audition by listing a Flashtub I did once as a voice over credit.
I also played a zombie extra in an upcoming pile of schlock called 'Zombie Frat House'. I got to eat a guy.
Going back a few years, I was staying with some folks and was awaken around 3am to speak with a police officer because someone had stolen a bunch of stuff from several of the cars parked outside.
They took MP3 Players, GPS units, Digital Cameras, Briefcases, a gas can from the back of a truck, pretty much anything not tied down. I personally lost a GPS and (what was at the time) a brand new model iPod.
I still had the package for the iPod and my GPS was registered so I was able to give the serial numbers to the cops.
I immediately began stalking Craigslist. One week later an ipod was posted. A brand new model, my color, and with the usb cable dangling from the bottom just like it was taken from my car.
So I text the person that I want that iPod. He said he wanted to meet in a mall parking lot. My plan was to verify my serial number and call the cops while I follow the guy in my car.
Now with this mall, it goes uphill to the 2nd level when you drive around to the back. I got there early and could see a mall cop parked at the top of the hill leading to the rear of the mall. He was looking down at the parking lot below (the meeting place).
I drove up the hill and told him the situation. I could tell his plan was to sit in his car for several hours and not do a whole lot. He didn't seem too interested in helping.
I could see the car I was waiting for show up so I forgot all about the cop and drove back down to the first level parking lot. I got out of my car with nothing but adrenaline, a memorized serial number playing on a loop in my head, and my mitts.
There was someone sitting in the passenger seat of the car I was waiting for, the driver got out and handed me an iPod, I look along the edge of the clip for the serial number. Its mine alright.
I hand it back with a "No thanks" (I just want to get back to my car and call 911)
He asks for less money. "No thanks".
He asks for $20. "No thanks" (And gently caress you BTW. That's a brand new iPod, shithead)
After I got out of that awkward exchange I somehow ended up back in my car and began fumbling with my phone and maneuvering behind the thief's car when, like an Arch Angel the mall cop came tearing rear end up next to me. I aggressively pointed to the car I was trying to follow and that was that.
There were 4 cop cars on him less than a block away from the mall. We got all our stuff back and so did a lot of other people. The cops pulled out stuff by the armful and made a huge pile of loot on the curb.
These guys drive around to different neighborhoods at night looking for unlocked cars.
That's an amazingly good story, thanks for sharing.
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