Let's all drink beer

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Dreadwroth posted:

If we get the last plane cleaned fast tonight, Ill be able to get me some beer before the cutoff time. Probably some stouts, darker the better.

Can you drink the beer in the flight attendant cart while you clean the plane?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:12

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# ? May 11, 2024 00:41

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

jackyl posted:

Can you drink the beer in the flight attendant cart while you clean the plane?

Lol for ten bucks a can? But I do love house cleaning with beer, so that sounds kinda great.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:17

NakedWithCandy: Sep 22, 2014

Milkauwee's best. It was $1.50 less than natty light.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:18

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

NakedWithCandy posted:

Milkauwee's best. It was $1.50 less than natty light.

My friends refer to it as Milwaukee Beast

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:21

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

NakedWithCandy posted:

Milkauwee's best. It was $1.50 less than natty light.

so they paid you to drink it?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:24

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

odincode posted:

Lol for ten bucks a can? But I do love house cleaning with beer, so that sounds kinda great.

Don't pay for it, it's free in first class and I've never see them marking down what they give out. Just take one and drink it

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:26

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My friends refer to it as Milwaukee Beast

it's been truncated to The Beast here

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:30

MullardEL34: Sep 30, 2008; Basking in the cathode glow

Got a case full o' these little guys in the fridge.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:40

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

jackyl posted:

Don't pay for it, it's free in first class and I've never see them marking down what they give out. Just take one and drink it

Yea, first class is fun, as many whiskeys as you can drink as long as you keep your poo poo together. Lol, I remember one time a guy across the aisle getting refused his third because he was an obnoxious idiot right after she'd brought me my fifth (long flight).

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:40

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im drinking now praise allah

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:45

Cosmic Charlie: Apr 6, 2009; How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

I'm drinking an icy cold coors light, op

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:51

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

to get beer i must leave the house

i am at a perilous crossroads

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:52

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Literal Carehaver posted:

to get beer i must leave the house

i am at a perilous crossroads

take a walk shithead

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:53

Spanish Matlock: Sep 6, 2004; If you want to play the I-didn't-know-this-was-a-hippo-bar game with me, that's fine.

台啤 for life. It is the best beer.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 03:59

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Spanish Matlock posted:

台啤

I've never had house spiderweb beer

E. That better not be anime in the beer drinking thread

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:02

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Spanish Matlock posted:

台啤 for life. It is the best beer.

skunkt

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:13

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

Literal Carehaver posted:

to get beer i must leave the house

i am at a perilous crossroads

Can't go worse than my expedition lol. Stay strong, we're all counting on you.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:17

yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

Enjoying a Buffalo Bayou 1836. It is a drat fine beer.

yoyodyne fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Dec 20, 2014

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:24

ANAmal.net: Mar 2, 2002; 100% digital native web developer

Professor Shark posted:

I tried to explain shower beer to my sisters in law once before and I think they believe I'm a super alcoholic now

ive explained the shower beer to like 40 people, and the only one who didnt think i was, at best, a functional alcoholic, was an australian

i mean, they were all right, but still

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:27

yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

ANAmal.net posted:

ive explained the shower beer to like 40 people, and the only one who didnt think i was, at best, a functional alcoholic, was an australian

i mean, they were all right, but still

No one who actually tries the shower beer will knock the shower beer.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:30

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

ANAmal.net posted:

ive explained the shower beer to like 40 people, and the only one who didnt think i was, at best, a functional alcoholic, was an australian

i mean, they were all right, but still

I stopped trying to share the glory that is shower beers, nobody gets why it's great until they experience it personally - which they won't - so it's an unwinnable conversation. Something about drinking while accomplishing basic daily tasks seems to come across as alcoholism to most people lol.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:30

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

I'm having a Summit Saga IPA and it's hoppy as gently caress. Very good beer.

I just saw Costco now has a 48-pack of Kirkland Light Beer for $21.99. That's a lot of loving beer for a very reasonable price. I am a beer snob who doesn't like swill like that so I didn't buy it. I appreciated the old man in queue ahead of me who did, though.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:30

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

alright fine i'll change out of my sweatpants in to some non cum stained sweatpants and buy beer

jees this thread is so pushy

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:31

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

johnny sack posted:

I'm having a Summit Saga IPA and it's hoppy as gently caress. Very good beer.

I just saw Costco now has a 48-pack of Kirkland Light Beer for $21.99. That's a lot of loving beer for a very reasonable price. I am a beer snob who doesn't like swill like that so I didn't buy it. I appreciated the old man in queue ahead of me who did, though.

No joke, Kirkland beer and wine is really not bad. I used to be more of a beer snob than I am now, and even back then I drank Kirkland as my 'Budweiser' type session beer, poo poo's good.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:35

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

I'm currently on an idiotic quest to try every beer mentioned on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I discovered that Schlitz is a really kickass cheap beer.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:38

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Literal Carehaver posted:

alright fine i'll change out of my sweatpants in to some non cum stained sweatpants and buy beer

jees this thread is so pushy

we're all so proud. What'd ya get bro???

I just had a shower magic hat #9. Its pretty high on the good shower beer scale for me

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:51

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I'm currently on an idiotic quest to try every beer mentioned on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I discovered that Schlitz is a really kickass cheap beer.

Please provide the list of beers for people who haven't watched it

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:52

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

johnny sack posted:

I'm having a Summit Saga IPA and it's hoppy as gently caress. Very good beer.

I just saw Costco now has a 48-pack of Kirkland Light Beer for $21.99. That's a lot of loving beer for a very reasonable price. I am a beer snob who doesn't like swill like that so I didn't buy it. I appreciated the old man in queue ahead of me who did, though.

I would probably buy it just for the sheer awe of buying 48 beers at once in a single package

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:56

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

jackyl posted:

Please provide the list of beers for people who haven't watched it

Still haven't finished it, but this is what I've found so far:

Bass Ale
Beck's
Billy Beer
Blatz
Bud Light
Budweiser
Busch
Chief Oshkosh
Coors Light
Corona
Fosters
Fox Deluxe
Grain Belt
Grolsch
Hamm's
Hauenstein
Heineken
Huber
Keystone
Kirin
Leinenkugel
Lowenbrau
Michelob
Miller
Miller Clear
Miller High Life
Miller Lite
Old Milwaukee
Moosehead
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Pete's Wicked Ale
Primo
Rolling Rock
Samuel Adams
Sapporo
Schlitz
Steinlager
St. Pauli Girl

# ? Dec 20, 2014 04:58

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

Monkey Fracas posted:

I would probably buy it just for the sheer awe of buying 48 beers at once in a single package

I'm gonna buy it next time. As the old man ahead of me in queue said, 'if it's bad, I'll just return it."

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:01

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

lol blatz

gonna have to find that for the New Years party, never heard of it before

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:02

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

johnny sack posted:

I'm gonna buy it next time. As the old man ahead of me in queue said, 'if it's bad, I'll just return it."

old man owns

I go to Costco a lot but I've never seen Kirkland beer. Will look for it next time

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:03

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

jackyl posted:

old man owns

I go to Costco a lot but I've never seen Kirkland beer. Will look for it next time

Kirkland EVERYTHING for life lol.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:06

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

jackyl posted:

lol blatz

gonna have to find that for the New Years party, never heard of it before

You laughed at Blatz but not fuckin' Billy Beer?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:08

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

You laughed at Blatz but not fuckin' Billy Beer?

I enjoy this quest, how was Fox Deluxe? It sounds fun. :dance:

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:11

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

You laughed at Blatz but not fuckin' Billy Beer?

I dunno blatz sounds more like a sound from my rear end than billy

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:16

johnny sack: Jan 30, 2004; One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

odincode posted:

No joke, Kirkland beer and wine is really not bad. I used to be more of a beer snob than I am now, and even back then I drank Kirkland as my 'Budweiser' type session beer, poo poo's good.

I bought a case of the 2011 Kirkland Malbec. I still have a few bottles of it but that wine is the best wine you can get in its price range. It's probably better than wines 5x or more the price of it (which is about ~$7/bottle).

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

odincode posted:

I enjoy this quest, how was Fox Deluxe? It sounds fun.

Haven't had it yet. It's apparently a microbrew made somewhere in Wisconsin.

I gave the list of beers that were referenced, not the ones I've actually tried.

jackyl posted:

I dunno blatz sounds more like a sound from my rear end than billy

Look it up and you'll understand.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:19

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

Unfinish3d posted:

we're all so proud. What'd ya get bro???

don't be proud i'm drinking PBR in an ironic sweater

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:23

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# ? May 11, 2024 00:41

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

holy poo poo its falls city, I live in Louisville now and a guy here bought falls city and has it going again

Gonna have to see if he has billy beer

# ? Dec 20, 2014 05:25

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