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sketch_nimrod
Apr 1, 2010
i've started slav squatting when i go out to smoke, and it actually gets real comfortable after a couple minutes, like you dont even want to stand up

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Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
the Russian squat is like the anti-hero pose. Camera facing down. smh

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
how does the russian squat compare to the cholo crouch?

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
drink beer, rape women

a pirate's life for me

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
im ready.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

5 hours and 45 minutes until i can drink beer

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
what's stopping you from doing it now? Sack up, son

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
I just had a tallboy of steel reserve. The only beer I prefer warm, because otherwise it tastes too much and then whats the drat point of steel reserve

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mng posted:

what's stopping you from doing it now? Sack up, son
its its not even 1 pm and im at work but whatever i know im a big loving pussy so whatever

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

numberoneposter posted:

its its not even 1 pm and im at work but whatever i know im a big loving pussy so whatever

tru

FUCK YOU CAT!
Mar 23, 2009

FUCKIN' AIR DUSTER
big DUST WITH text
big AIR CATtext
I've had an innes and gun, russian standard vodka and I'm about to start a leffe blonde. So there. I'ma top lad mate.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Rajjoble posted:

im ready.



That's a quality dog

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Considering I drink about 60-80 cans a week, is recycling something I could actually do to supplement my income?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

BossRighteous posted:

Considering I drink about 60-80 cans a week, is recycling something I could actually do to supplement my income?

You should get a kegerator instead, it'll be cheaper and you don't have to take the trays out

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

jackyl posted:

You should get a kegerator instead, it'll be cheaper and you don't have to take the trays out

I'll set up a conference call with my wife, thanks!

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFx8q-3ourU&t=4s

paul f tompkins aka the fompkins riffs on beer

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I'm mathew lillard cheering on his friend.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm college chubby Harry Potter

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

BossRighteous posted:

I'm mathew lillard cheering on his friend.

Every drunk should have one!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

that must feel similar to water boarding

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009


hooray

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

4 hours 30 minutes

odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

Roger Craig posted:

im drinking all the doppelbocks

all of them

I want to be drinking a doppelbock right now... but it's snowing like crazy outside and I'm cozy by the fire so I'm sticking with my whiskey. :ohdearsass:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec


Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
i have like two cans of pbr and maybe 4 bottles of a local imperial stout and some glögg

what should I drink

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Monkey Fracas posted:


what should I drink

more

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Survey Says?!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

2 hours 40 minutes

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
alright guys let's drink beer again

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Drinking in key west atm op.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

1 Michelob Ultra down

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Professor Shark posted:

1 Michelob Ultra down

Awwwwwww yeaaaaaahhh

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
when did dubya fall off the wagon?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

Drinking in key west atm op.

can you confirm pretzels, over

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Awwwwwww yeaaaaaahhh

:hfive:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


dad.jpg

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
my beer collection has a fridge problem

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I only regret that I have but one high life to drink for my country.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

i bet that guy can really suck a dick

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