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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I don't know what happened to him, but he's become a hideous forums freak. When he posts in a thread, it's like somebody with a really severe mutation just walked into the room, blubbering through an opening that may have once been a mouth, waggling his stumpy little hands and pleading for either attention or someone to put him out of his misery.

His presence is disturbing and to the detriment of the threads he posts in. I suppose he should have a right to post, but what about my right to not have my forums experience hampered by his unintelligible and pathetic gibbering?

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Let's lynch him

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Look someone had to say it

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Harime Nui posted:

Let's lynch him

Heh

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
designate a forums translater to follow him around and transcribe his flailing attempts at quality posting for the rest of us

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Defenestrate him.
Then refenestrate him.
Then tickle his feet with a feather duster.

DrKincaid
Apr 17, 2008
I'd like to think that his posts are normal for him and he sees every other poster on the forums as backward.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
very
carefully?

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
who?

spatula massacre
Aug 2, 2012

I don't want to be your little research monkey boy, the creature that I am is only going to destroy.
with racecar.

many many racecar.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

He's kind of like the Elephant Man of the forums.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

cares

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Hold a mirror up to your monitor. He's just like the rest of us.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
do u remember the part in robocop where the guy crashes into the toxic waste vat?

do u remember what happened to that guy?

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
just appoint someone to follow him around and empty quote

Pillow Clerk
Oct 18, 2008
I hold a tiny mirror up to his posts.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
∀ƃɹǝǝp' OԀ˙

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
treat them with kindness, patience, and abiding compassion, as one ought treat any afflicted freak that isnt sexual in nature or touching kids


or involving cartoons

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
He should be confined to his own subforum where only he can post. It'll be for the best and he'll probably be happier that way.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
the best way to deal with him is to quote and reply to him if he get's 10 quotes per day, the curse will be lifted

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
A separate, but equal, forum for backwards posters.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
you know if you use the awful app his posts look normal and the wizardly doesn't work

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

make everybody backwards

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Give me his curse and I will walk with it away and you all will be free

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Burn the witch

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm
As we are now
so once was he.
As he is now
.ɘd ɘw llɒʜƨ oƨ

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
ı ʇɥıuʞ ɥǝ ıs ɾnsʇ louǝlʎ ɐup uǝǝps ɐ ɟɹıǝup

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i know a fat internet wiccan girl that says she will remove the curse if you give her a mustache ride

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

i am worried that it is contagious and i might catch it too, he needs to be driven out of town

lfield
May 10, 2008
make it so anyone who quotes him gets backwards posting passed onto them

make it contagious

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

lfield posted:

make it so anyone who quotes him gets backwards posting passed onto them

make it contagious

:eyepop:

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
lure him into a honeypot and then ban his rear end, gently caress him for being different.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
he's very obviously a republican . . .

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

We should kick them in the genitals several times, with our mouths. Or make it spread like forums cancer, I like that idea.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

don't want to press 1 for forwards, huh OP? racist

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Fart Puzzle posted:

We should kick them in the genitals several times, with our mouths. Or make it spread like forums cancer, I like that idea.

That's not how kicking works, idiot

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Let's burn him alive, or have a big orgy, or burn him alive and have the orgy together

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
the android awful app doesn't show his posts backwards so i dunno maybe use that like i do

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

the android awful app doesn't show his posts backwards so i dunno maybe use that like i do

Good idea im gonna buy a smart phone to read one fuckers posts

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Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

jesus

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