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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I know we all feel down about our poverty or mental illnesses, but being alive is cool. You can see all kinds of animals on youtube and books are basically free.box wine only gets cheaper and grocery stores sell fresh gourmet bread. Post itt about the cool things about living.

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I like to drink booze and play video games. Also loving hot women is nice. And traveling. And having self worth.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
god so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son to die for our sins

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Izumi Konata posted:

god so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son to die for our sins

Shut up ISIS lover

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
if being alive is great why is my brain constantly telling me to die

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Hvae you tried golf op, it'll blow your mind

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

-there is a constant stream of free amateur rap music
-old furniture can still be comfy even when the springs poke out

texasmed
May 27, 2004
it's crazy, all the poo poo that had to go down in the universe before I could make this post

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Thanks bud

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
On one hand I'd love to kill myself but can't because it would make my dad sad.

On the other hand we're living in a golden age of amateur porn.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

BKPR posted:

I know we all feel down about our poverty or mental illnesses, but being alive is cool. You can see all kinds of animals on youtube and books are basically free.box wine only gets cheaper and grocery stores sell fresh gourmet bread. Post itt about the cool things about living.

skeleton poster spotted trying to sneak in!

:siren:

:siren:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Harime Nui posted:

Thanks bud

your new avatar is a step down but
-the internet still allows us to share our feelings with potential friends

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BKPR posted:

I know we all feel down about our poverty or mental illnesses

BKPR posted:

Post itt about the cool things about living.

Not being poor or having mental illness.

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
I'm poor and mentally ill and it can be pretty rough OP.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i agree OP it is important to be able to forget everything and just be happy to exist once in a while

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

I can drink beers and slut it up, life is pretty good except for when my mental illness and poverty prevent me from doing either of those things.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Izumi Konata posted:

god so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son to die for our sins

what does begotten mean


in this sense, i mean

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Tiny Lowtax posted:

what does begotten mean


in this sense, i mean

past participle: begotten

1.
(typically of a man, sometimes of a man and a woman) bring (a child) into existence by the process of reproduction.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I almost made a general universe/life thread but you gto my back op

life is crazy, as is the universe in which is arose

like, the magical/spiritual realm is here and now, and what constitutes you will return to the source (earth) and be reanimated in new forms

this is literally true

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


ghetto wormhole posted:

past participle: begotten

1.
(typically of a man, sometimes of a man and a woman) bring (a child) into existence by the process of reproduction.

still doesn't make sense to me but i am pretty tired so i dunoo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just need to get :420: legalized/decriminalized

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

VendaGoat posted:

Just need to get :420: legalized/decriminalized

this would be a huge leap forward for humanity


but it can't be the first black president's legacy, i forgive him for this

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
If nixon went to china, jeb can legalize weed

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Tiny Lowtax posted:

still doesn't make sense to me but i am pretty tired so i dunoo

the only son God brought into existence by means of reproduction?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


ghetto wormhole posted:

the only son God brought into existence by means of reproduction?

but she was a virgin so no sexy time

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

but she was a virgin so no sexy time

through god all thingd are possible

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

God is beyond mortal understanding, don't sweat it t. low

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

BKPR posted:

your new avatar is a step down but
-the internet still allows us to share our feelings with potential friends

Wasn't my choice, I offended some passive aggressive forums user :shrug:

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


BKPR posted:

God is beyond mortal understanding, don't sweat it t. low

yah I see that now. thnx for the clarifications guys

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I am on the ipad and can not see titles. Even though my laptop is dead I respect the majesty of life.

naem
May 29, 2011

BKPR posted:

I know we all feel down about our poverty or mental illnesses, but being alive is cool. You can see all kinds of animals on youtube and books are basically free.box wine only gets cheaper and grocery stores sell fresh gourmet bread. Post itt about the cool things about living.

Same

goodnight mooned
Aug 2, 2007

Thread mentions books and amateur porn which are two cool hobbies I've been thinking about getting more into for a while. Can anyone recommend some good sources of either?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

scuzzy pumper posted:

Thread mentions books and amateur porn which are two cool hobbies I've been thinking about getting more into for a while. Can anyone recommend some good sources of either?

internet is a prety good place to satert

naem
May 29, 2011

I like book

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Goons write porn books for bucks, check it out. Former mods raking in mad scrilla. You are in the right place friends.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

scuzzy pumper posted:

Thread mentions books and amateur porn which are two cool hobbies I've been thinking about getting more into for a while. Can anyone recommend some good sources of either?

your local library and typing "*thing you're into* tumblr" into google

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
if you say so, OP

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

if you say so, OP

if you're wasting being alive just kill yourself imo bitch

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
being alive is pretty great......................

but being dead is even better! :twisted:

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Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.
It's always kinda nice to go outside for a little even when the weather is poo poo.

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