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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

why

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
mental illness

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
the self esteem movement worked

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

It actually is.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

All I care about is me

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A little narcissism is healthy. Succesful people have it

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

mookface posted:

A little narcissism is healthy. Succesful people have it
unironically true

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I sometimes like to masturbate to pictures of my own wiener and anus.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

sometimes when you look handsome you wanna take a photo of yourself, sorry op its a feeling you wouldn't be familiar with

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Carver Crisis posted:

unironically true

I'm being totally serious because being acutely aware of your appearance is a major part of understanding how people perceive you and that's one of the most important things affecting your life

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

My girlfriend unironically asks me to take pictures of her and her friends "from above" so that they look like selfies.

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster

mookface posted:

I'm being totally serious because being acutely aware of your appearance is a major part of understanding how people perceive you and that's one of the most important things affecting your life

sadly true

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

i took a selfie today while hiking, i did it so taht i was in teh picture

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

appropriatemetaphor posted:

i took a selfie today while hiking, i did it so taht i was in teh picture

THis is absolutely disgusting

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I scrutinze my visage at every opportunity. Every time I go to the bathroom I scan for an askew hair or a blackhead. A collar improperly folded. How people view you is important and you should take pride in your appearance

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

it's one thing to look at yourself but to send people the picture or post it somewhere is baffling and irritating to me. I know what you look like (if I even give a poo poo) so why do you want to show me your loving face again?

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

I sometimes like to masturbate to pictures of my own wiener and anus.
unironically true

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
look at me

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
In front of the mirror doing my hair,
It’s all in the prep work, don’t despair,
Soon be time for the big event,
all this grooming is time well spent,

walk like a robot, keep a straight face,
don’t want a single hair out of place,
grab the phone, yes this is the spot,
set it all up for the perfect shot,

try to look natural, find the right the pose,
hide the blemish that’s on my nose,
impossible angles, arm muscles ache,
the phone in my hand is starting to shake,

follow the light, keep stumbling back,
I think I’m having a panic attack,
all this stress is really no fun,
but a click of the button and the deed is done !

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Is this the thread to petition ABC to bring back Selfie?

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

HoboMan posted:

unironically true

is this gay?!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BeefThief posted:

it's one thing to look at yourself but to send people the picture or post it somewhere is baffling and irritating to me. I know what you look like (if I even give a poo poo) so why do you want to show me your loving face again?

Well it's the logical conclusion to the neuroses behind the whole thing. I mean its obnoxious but I'm sure the people you're talking about are quite young. Young people are always obnoxious. They'll come to terms with everything as they mature. They'll temper and refine their motivations and probably do fine.

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

Prawned posted:

is this gay?!

The most homo of sexualities.

Aftertaster
Mar 29, 2007

Hello! Hi there! How are you!? Oh my God, hello! Greetings!! How ARE you!? Jesus Christ, good day!! MY GOD! SALUTATIONS!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!?!?

Maldoror posted:

In front of the mirror doing my hair,
It’s all in the prep work, don’t despair,
Soon be time for the big event,
all this grooming is time well spent,

walk like a robot, keep a straight face,
don’t want a single hair out of place,
grab the phone, yes this is the spot,
set it all up for the perfect shot,

try to look natural, find the right the pose,
hide the blemish that’s on my nose,
impossible angles, arm muscles ache,
the phone in my hand is starting to shake,

follow the light, keep stumbling back,
I think I’m having a panic attack,
all this stress is really no fun,
but a click of the button and the deed is done !

Did anyone else skip reading this too?

Glomar Explorer
Apr 27, 2008

Aftertaster posted:

Did anyone else skip reading this too?

Yes. Also took a selfie of me skipping it.

Aftertaster
Mar 29, 2007

Hello! Hi there! How are you!? Oh my God, hello! Greetings!! How ARE you!? Jesus Christ, good day!! MY GOD! SALUTATIONS!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!?!?

Glomar Explorer posted:

Yes. Also took a selfie of me skipping it.

Omg no way that's clever lol. Post it (please don't be another liar that walks into my life, uses me, then leaves forever)!

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i wish more people would post more of those pictures that shows their badass gaming rig and a cooler full of mountain dew and cheetodoritos and all their awesome games along with their beest glass piece and weed out and their extensive collection of dildos shaped like animal dicks more often. they'e more rtelling than selfies

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Selfies are a wrestleman gimmick.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Why do some people take selfies by pointing their phones toward the mirror, when they could just flip the phone and use the mirror to see the screen. This is extremely troubling to me, please help.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Disco Infiva posted:

Why do some people take selfies by pointing their phones toward the mirror, when they could just flip the phone and use the mirror to see the screen. This is extremely troubling to me, please help.

Some people are too stupid to figure this out.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Carver Crisis posted:

the self esteem movement worked

i'd say they have no self esteem

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
selfies make me heck of mad. its like 'gently caress you gently caress YOU gently caress YOU' and then i flip a table snap of a leg and sodomize the selfie taker with said leg

im pretty hardcore i kno

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
if you take a selfie i hope you get assaulted

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i have never read a thread ive replied to

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

mookface posted:

A little narcissism is healthy. Succesful people have it

I'm being completely serious when I say that only assholes are successful.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
if youre gonna take a selfie, plz be hot

that cuts out 95% of you people.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Gonna start a new trend tag #Selfiesteem

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

BeefThief posted:

it's one thing to look at yourself but to send people the picture or post it somewhere is baffling and irritating to me. I know what you look like (if I even give a poo poo) so why do you want to show me your loving face again?

someones never got sick nudes sent to their phone before.

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