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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hope i get the anderson account

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i did not get the anderson account

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
did you touch base with jim he was asking me about a new branch in the fag enabling department

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
you were the third wheel OP you were brought along so they could bolster each other's egos with the shared knowledge that their portfolios are far more prestigious than yours

in business we call this "gay dogging"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i saw jim's dick

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
did jim also show his barnacles

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Squash is for babies. If you're not playing racquetball with prospective clients you will never make partner

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

mookface posted:

Squash is for babies. If you're not playing racquetball with prospective clients you will never make partner

gently caress you gary

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
once ur respected u can switch from squash to raquetball and then once u make partner u graduate to golf level

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
:siren:poo poo IS LITERALLY COMING OUT OF MY rear end LIKE A BUSTED SEWER MAIN:siren:

Gaunab fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Dec 19, 2014

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
IT IS OVER. I HAVE poo poo MYSELF EMPTY

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
can you call down to the factory and see how many dicks are left to suck today? we are backordered until Christmas.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

lol last time I played squash with with jerry it was going great when I went to shake his hand for a game well played he leaned in and whispered "smash the state"

it was weird,

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i did not get the anderson account

disappointing. I know how important this was for you. did you make constant eye contact like we talked about

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
steve got hosed in the rear end by joe and bill

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

a creepy colon posted:

disappointing. I know how important this was for you. did you make constant eye contact like we talked about

i kept staring at my feet

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I went for all-you-can-eat sushi for lunch and I'm ripping mad fish farts. I really hope no one comes into my office

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I cut jessicas head off because she is a oval office

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dad gay. so what posted:

I cut jessicas head off because she is a oval office

wtf dude... O_O

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
roy and steve are using jessicas head as a fleshlight

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
To Mr D. Fanpage,

I am writing to inform you that in light of your recent public personal and financial embarrassment all futures and pending investments held / to be held with your firm by my client poo poo H. Stormwood are to be terminated forthwith. Please have the relevant department forward all outstanding returns.


Regards,

Q. Scope CDXX (Sr.)

P.S.

Sorry to hear about you losing the three-way squash match chap


P.P.S. Sandra and I are running away together with your money

P.P.P.S. Eat poo poo and die

P. P. P. S. See you next weekend at the BBQ

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
terry and phil are having gay sex in the conference room

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dad gay. so what posted:

terry and phil are having gay sex in the conference room

dont do this

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
jerry called in sick today because he has sand in his pre-op vagina

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
tony is being a fag

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
mr. fairchild is calling a meeting tomorrow to discuss the upcoming sale of the boners division

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
tony stop being a fag

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i stapled my dick to my desk again

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you should have seen tony's face when I came on his boner

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the boner tps reports are in... looks like we got the shaft

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a creepy colon posted:

the boner tps reports are in... looks like we got the shaft

youre fired you loving fag

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im going to kick stacy square in her fat oval office

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
she keeps talking about jerrys dick in front of steve and makes him uncomfortable, he took his leash off and started humping mr. bailey with his bare boner

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
larry brought in donuts today and everyone jacked off on them

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

can you call down to the factory and see how many dicks are left to suck today? we are backordered until Christmas.

god drat it thats the kind of poo poo im talking about


when is the new fag enabling office going to go active on those sales leads

im up to my shins in unsucked-homosexual-only spec'd dicks here

this market sector is ripe for the harvest

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I like the bold new direction this organization is taking

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
4th quarter cocks are down but dicks are up

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
G's have been declining and ho's have been rising, we need to work on reversing this trend

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im never going to get out of here today, im up to my ears in boners

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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
those idiots in ball torture better get their act together otherwise corporate will just downsize and merge them with pegging next month

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