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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im pooping! posted:

i saw a episode of law and order with this same plot and i calle dit from the beginning that the girl was stabbed by her friends

my mom thought i was full of poo poo and then when the girl who was stabbed said she saw the guy, he had a scar on his face and wore an eyepatch, i was like yup shes full of poo poo

then there actually was a guy with a scar face and an eye patch and i was a bit sceptical or whatever and then they found the other missing girls tied up and bleeding, and i was about to change my mind but decided to trust my insticnts and i said the girls stabbed their frined, then ran away and tied up eachother and stabbed themself

and what do you know i was right, so gently caress everyone that says any different

thanks for making this post im glad that i had the pleasure of reading it

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
So was bendyman gonna take them into bendyheaven for killing their friend or how was that gonna work

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

im pooping! posted:

i saw a episode of law and order with this same plot and i calle dit from the beginning that the girl was stabbed by her friends

my mom thought i was full of poo poo and then when the girl who was stabbed said she saw the guy, he had a scar on his face and wore an eyepatch, i was like yup shes full of poo poo

then there actually was a guy with a scar face and an eye patch and i was a bit sceptical or whatever and then they found the other missing girls tied up and bleeding, and i was about to change my mind but decided to trust my insticnts and i said the girls stabbed their frined, then ran away and tied up eachother and stabbed themself

and what do you know i was right, so gently caress everyone that says any different

So you are aying that law and order producers are responsible for the stabbing, and / or slendermans

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
all I know is if I was a sladerman I wouldn't be wasting my time on these idiots

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

gnarlyhotep posted:

all I know is if I was a sladerman I wouldn't be wasting my time on these idiots

who would you huant

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

So was bendyman gonna take them into bendyheaven for killing their friend or how was that gonna work
even worse, they said he woud take them into his magical mansion which is apparently part of the slender man mythos now

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ramsus posted:

who would you huant

Oprah

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
one girl was a chub

confirm/disconfirm

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
maybe they thought he was telling them ways to become slender

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

one girl was a chub

confirm/disconfirm
i can confirm that pon de bundy gets a chub when thinking of torturing and killing little girls

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

objection. slander slenderman.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
proper title would have been

quote:

them girls what did the bendyman stabbin'

mods plz fix

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

im pooping! posted:

i saw a episode of law and order with this same plot and i calle dit from the beginning that the girl was stabbed by her friends

my mom thought i was full of poo poo and then when the girl who was stabbed said she saw the guy, he had a scar on his face and wore an eyepatch, i was like yup shes full of poo poo

then there actually was a guy with a scar face and an eye patch and i was a bit sceptical or whatever and then they found the other missing girls tied up and bleeding, and i was about to change my mind but decided to trust my insticnts and i said the girls stabbed their frined, then ran away and tied up eachother and stabbed themself

and what do you know i was right, so gently caress everyone that says any different
moms just dont understand

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

done

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
u guys r kinda weird

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

fat
gay
dumb

in that order

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ok yes I am weird

I don't think stabbing someone 19 times because of a slender man is ok and yeah it's weird but hey its the internet and lots of weirdos are on here

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

imo children shouldnt be charged as adults ever

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
you should post like that informercial set it and forget it don't even read what you're posting or read others post just set it and forget it

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pon de Bundy posted:

you should post like that informercial set it and forget it don't even read what you're posting or read others post just set it and forget it
youve come back from jerking off to violent child pornography, i see, pon de bundy

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

TEAYCHES posted:

imo children shouldnt be charged as adults ever

It's not like they're destined to be neurosurgeons.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

TEAYCHES posted:

imo children shouldnt be charged as adults ever
im getting really excited for dinner with the family

:geno:: i just dont think think anyone that young should be tried as an adult
:pwn:: oh yeah well what if it was yooouuur child they stabbed then youd want to throw the switch on the electric chair yourself

there are gonna be some well-thought out opinions

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
however I do feel that a joke forum on the internet is the right place for that discussion

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

gary oldmans diary posted:

im getting really excited for dinner with the family

:geno:: i just dont think think anyone that young should be tried as an adult
:pwn:: oh yeah well what if it was yooouuur child they stabbed then youd want to throw the switch on the electric chair yourself

there are gonna be some well-thought out opinions
whos "the family?"

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

gary oldmans diary posted:

im getting really excited for dinner with the family

:geno:: i just dont think think anyone that young should be tried as an adult
:pwn:: oh yeah well what if it was yooouuur child they stabbed then youd want to throw the switch on the electric chair yourself

there are gonna be some well-thought out opinions

you talk about slender man stabbings at dinner

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i like talking to people on the internet about serious things but in a casual manner

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

whos "the family?"
gay mafia

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

you talk about slender man stabbings at dinner
it doesnt matter what we talk about

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

TEAYCHES posted:

imo children shouldnt be charged as adults ever

almost an oxymoron

The General
Mar 4, 2007


The literally crazy kid should get help, her non-crazy friend should be tried as an adult. Both sets of parents should get the death penalty for being parental failures.

Edit: When I was 12, I knew full well that stabbing somebody 20 times was not something to be done.

Which is why I took special care to not be caught

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The General posted:

The literally crazy kid should get help, her non-crazy friend should be tried as an adult. Both sets of parents should get the death penalty for being parental failures.

Edit: When I was 12, I knew full well that stabbing somebody 20 times was not something to be done.

Which is why I took special care to not be caught
they did too, they realized what they were doing on stab 19 and stopped

The General
Mar 4, 2007


a hole-y ghost posted:

they did too, they realized what they were doing on stab 19 and stopped

Sounds like they took a break to rehydrate, and their sacrifice wandered away.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if theyd killed the police they might be free today

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The General posted:

Sounds like they took a break to rehydrate, and their sacrifice wandered away.
so did they stab her 19 times in the tonsils, appendix, and gallbladder? why didnt she die

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

a hole-y ghost posted:

so did they stab her 19 times in the tonsils, appendix, and gallbladder? why didnt she die

They are girls aka uncoordinated duh

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

They are girls aka uncoordinated duh
yeah but i feel like there's more square footage on the body that WILL kill a person if stabbed enouhg as opposed to won't

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
maybe a lot of the stabs were not very deep

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

maybe a lot of the stabs were not very deep
:ese: we gonna settle this a la gringuita, ese *stabs victim superficially many times, causing pain but no lasting injuries*

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

a hole-y ghost posted:

so did they stab her 19 times in the tonsils, appendix, and gallbladder? why didnt she die

stabbee was the chub

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

so did they stab her 19 times in the tonsils, appendix, and gallbladder? why didnt she die

Obviously she's hard AF. She's probably going to orchestrate a prison hit a la Breaking Bad.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Rasputina

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