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Instead of virtual fighting plugged into the Matrix, we have people jacking off to anime girls wearing a retarded mask on their face. Instead of a strongman riding around on a motorcycle with a hydrogen bomb and hacking people's brains using ancient Sumerian code, we have a fat manchild dictator with a couple of crappy nukes that can't take jokes and hacks a movie company to stop a film making fun of him. Instead of all-knowing corporations trying to take over the world through deceit and blackmail, we have all-knowing corporations trying to get you to click on ads and pay $0.05 at a time for crappy games. Man this world sucks.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:48 |
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i put on my robe and wizard hat
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:39 |
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the second things in your list were all better than the first things though
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:40 |
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north korea stole unreleased products and private emails of the all powerful corporations the nation state has a mile or two to go
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:41 |
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it was the cia using china as a front operating through north korea fucks sake this is some basic poo poo
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:43 |
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The world isn't a cyberpunk dystopia, it's techno-feudalism
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:45 |
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How do we know, sincx? Maybe all that crazy cyberpunk expionage stuff is happening in the background where normal people never hear about it.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:45 |
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futuristic
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:45 |
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They made a videogame where mario can punch sonic so all my childhood dreams for the future pretty much came true.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:47 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:They made a videogame where mario can punch sonic IN THE STARFISH so all my childhood dreams for the future pretty much came true.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:49 |
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ive seen things you people wouldnt believe.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:52 |
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usf4_occulus-mod-SPLINTER.tar.gz
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:55 |
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Rajjoble posted:
i don't know why, but i'm glad theres so many videos this
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:56 |
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Rajjoble posted:
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 20:58 |
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I replaced my left leg with a microchip this is fuckin' bullshit. Oh sorry, are we not taking this in the direction of that post apocalyptic thread from a while back?
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:00 |
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newsflash the world has always sucked and the world will always suck. just keeping chasing those fleeting moments of non-suck.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:03 |
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it's actually good and funny that the mighty empire is making GBS threads it's pants about a stupid movie not getting released
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:05 |
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i think if i get enough money maybe it will seem like i dont have to think about this shithole world anymore
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:15 |
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We also have artificial intelligence, but instead of taking over the world it tells you which anime you might like on netflix.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:27 |
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the technical term for that is "anime cortex" look it up
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 21:28 |
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I prefer my hegonomanical cistopia thx v much
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:11 |
it's actually pretty good i imagine this generation is living in the "ideal" world, it will most likely only get worse from here. famine, water scarcity, man made killer pathogens, terrorist attacks spreading more and more into the developed world etc right now we're making cool poo poo like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NOncx2jU0Q VR will be sunglass-sized in 5-10 years solar panels are getting very cheap and viable for ordinary citizen use AI and automation is getting really good, in 20 years self driving cars will probably be commonplace vertical farming cool new neuropharma drugs that enhance and protect your brain fuctions blah blah, there is so much more lots of cool poo poo. i love living now.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:17 |
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wheres the flying cars
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:17 |
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instead of dragons ruling the earth, skies, and mega-corps, we have a black man.
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:56 |
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i am a cyberglam
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:57 |
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i haven't slept for like 36 hours so this poo poo about north korea feels like a hallucination
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:58 |
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the really scary implication is that it is some way possible that future historians would have to reference a lovely comedy as the cause of WW3
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 22:59 |
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sincx posted:Instead of a strongman riding around on a motorcycle with a hydrogen bomb and hacking people's brains using ancient Sumerian code that was a good fucken book
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 23:01 |
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sincx posted:Instead of virtual fighting plugged into the Matrix, we have people jacking off to anime girls wearing a retarded mask on their face. These things take time, son. Calm down
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# ? Dec 19, 2014 23:02 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:48 |
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we are getting tantalizingly close to a man with robot arms punching through a wall
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