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I produced the most amazing poo of my life today and i had to share it somewhere. Sadly I was not able to take a picture, so a description and ms paint depiction will have to do. The poop was S shaped much like the superman logo and centered in the middle of the toilet. I would estimate it's length at 14-16" if it were outstretched. On each corner an ancillary shorter turd sat to provide framing. I know many of you won't believe me but i don't care, just needed to share
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:41 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:36 |
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good job op. i have nothing more to say.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:51 |
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if you just provided an actual picture I would have given this thread a 5
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:52 |
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sorry i really wanted to take a pic but I didn't have my phone with me at the time. The ms paint doesn't quite do it justice, imo.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:52 |
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I had an impossible firehose the other day. Laid a turd that went out of sight in the back of the hole, slithered its way to the front, folded back and went down to the hole again. All one piece. Would have been perfect except for a couple stray cherries on top.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:53 |
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thnank for poop
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:53 |
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Harald posted:sorry i really wanted to take a pic but I didn't have my phone with me at the time. The ms paint doesn't quite do it justice, imo. Next time do take a picture. I recommend letting the piece rest in the toilet bowl for a while. Let it find its place in there.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:55 |
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This thread is uplifting and makes me believe I can poop long poops too
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:58 |
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"Ancillary turd" made it sound most professional. Thanks.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 00:58 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:This thread is uplifting and makes me believe I can poop long poops too Christmas time means lots of fatty food. This is a perfect opportunity to improve your pooping skills. Be creative! You'll be surprised of what you can do!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:01 |
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Rambling Robot posted:Christmas time means lots of fatty food. This is a perfect opportunity to improve your pooping skills. Be creative! You'll be surprised of what you can do! i've been eating copius amounts of guacamole and pork lately so that might have something to do with it
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:02 |
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Harald posted:i've been eating copius amounts of guacamole and pork lately so that might have something to do with it Trust me, I know my poo poo. I've even have a PhD in GBS (thesis: "Gas, Bloating: Always Uncomfortable? The Mixed Pleasure of Pooping").
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:05 |
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Man storms into Arby's restroom, wailing, "OOOOOOOH OH MY BUNGHOLE, IT JUST CANT KEEP THEM TURDS IN NO MORE."
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:07 |
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Rambling Robot posted:good job op. OP = Original Pooper
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:12 |
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that's p awesome op i once took a muddy poo poo so big it formed a fully watertight seal around the exit so thorough i had to go outside and find a stick to abort it
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:21 |
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:26 |
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did she wipe i hope she wiped
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:27 |
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that looks like a dog poo tbh
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:28 |
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Did this occur on the clock and in the handicapped stall at your place of business? That would be pro tier turding right there
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:29 |
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i'll get my top analysts on the case *presses button* bob, get our top analysts on the case
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:30 |
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on the clock - yes handicapped stall - no, but i don't think we even have one of those. I always try to use the last stall in the row cuz it feels more private.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:30 |
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I had kale a white bean soup the other day. My poop was like a 14 inch python
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:32 |
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whoflungpoop posted:thnank for poop
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:34 |
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ew
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:34 |
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whoflungpoop posted:did she wipe
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:35 |
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i did one this week that was a big pile and some was above the surface
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:35 |
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if i pass an entire wicker furniture set maybe senpoo will notice me
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:35 |
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girls don't poop
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:36 |
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yo, what the gently caress if your poop looks like that then something is loving wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b_zEg6dSyw
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:55 |
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i was pooping at work just t'other day~! started as a long featureless snake but rapidly formed into a putrid mound complete with a little festive twist at the top like jimmy neutron's hair. it smelled bad. i opened up the door and my boss was waiting outside the stall and i was like "sup, enjoy" lollin' and ballin'
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:00 |
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seriously it was like three-four clenched human fists worth of poop. i impress myself sometimes
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:01 |
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I had explosive diareaha earlier. I'm still recovering
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:05 |
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One time it came out all curvy and touched my balls. Doesn't seem like that should be possible but I lived it.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:05 |
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please dont make fun of my posting tia
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:06 |
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paging dad gay, so what
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:08 |
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It's just loving fluffy anymore so what
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:08 |
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a bone to pick posted:yo, what the gently caress if your poop looks like that then something is loving wrong. Perhaps captive gorillas are bored. Ex: Coprophagy by wild gorillas is rare. In the Virungas, only 25 instances of coprophagy occurred over thousands of hours of observation (Harcourt & Stewart, 1978). Similarly, the Bwindi gorillas were observed reingesting their own feces only twice during a year of regular observations and a juvenile ate the feces of another individual once (J. M. Rothman, unpublished data). Because this behavior is so uncommon, its nutritional significance is limited. Proposed reasons for gorilla coprophagy include boredom or the craving for warm food on cold days (Harcourt & Stewart, 1978). The rare instances of coprophagy in Bwindi occurred when the gorillas were eating fruit, and the ingested feces Nutritional Aspects of the Diet of Wild Gorillas 157 contained large amounts of seeds.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:10 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:girls don't poop bitches on they period be poopin' all over WHERE YOU BEEN?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:10 |
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how come humans are the only mammals that wipe their rear end after pooping? Do we poop dirtier than cats or dogs or elephants?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:11 |
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Does anyone else have powerful bowels like myself? I'll eat expired or food that was left out and my body just turns it into liquid and blows it out no problem
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