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What the hell? It still counts if you benefit from technology bro. Just because you're not driving doesn't mean you're okay Like these people thinking about pulling these loopholes in God are serious? God is gonna be like "oh you got me" not "bitch I know all of time and space, I loving know you're cheating"
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:53 |
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Haha, that's not even the worst cheating they do. Some of them have cellphones and cars for 'business.'
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:54 |
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the amish are weird and have some primo land they need to gtfo of
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 01:55 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:Haha, that's not even the worst cheating they do. Some of them have cellphones and cars for 'business.' What the gently caress!? Come on!! God isn't loving retarded if he exists and he should loving burn their entire towns to the ground for disrespecting him
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:00 |
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In 1000 years, the Amish thrive. Using windows 98 laptops and Nokia cellphones, they live the simple life of the late 20th century man
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:01 |
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the best thing about the amish is that they have a lot of midgets
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:10 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Like these people thinking about pulling these loopholes in God are serious? God is gonna be like "oh you got me" literally judaism
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:14 |
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Fonzarelli posted:the best thing about the amish is that they have a lot of midgets Is this a real thing? Cause little tiny people with big beards and old timey clothes sounds like a lot of fun. You could pretend you were in Munchkin Land.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:14 |
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I thought most Amish had adjusted their standard to be that technology is allowed but only for practical purposes. As in, you can use tech for work but not for recreation.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:15 |
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just let the amish have what they want. they are some of the most butt-ugly motherfuckers on planet earth. and that's price enough.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Is this a real thing? Cause little tiny people with big beards and old timey clothes sounds like a lot of fun. You could pretend you were in Munchkin Land. Yeah man there's one on the tv show Amish Mafia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8eEK771wc Also google says that there are seriously tons of them, i guess its inbreeding.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:19 |
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Internet Kraken posted:I thought most Amish had adjusted their standard to be that technology is allowed but only for practical purposes. As in, you can use tech for work but not for recreation. loving principles man
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Fonzarelli posted:Yeah man there's one on the tv show Amish Mafia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO8eEK771wc Achondroplasia is autosomal dominant, it's not from inbreeding. The amish are just way, way more willing to gently caress midgets than most other groups of people. they are all inbred as loving pugs though
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:35 |
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horse-drawn carts are technology as much as anything else so it's not like they don't have a precedent
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:35 |
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islamic mortgages are funny too *loopholes into heaven on a technicality while blatantly violating the spirit of god's law*
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:38 |
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they dont belive technolodgy is sin, they just have chosen to forgo it in most instances in order to not over complicate their lives because they beleive the path to rightewousness is attainable by humans and the best way to it is to keep things out of their lives that might make them feel prideful or lustful
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:39 |
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the world had exactly the amount of technology god intended in 1783 not too little not too much
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:43 |
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Amish people are real assholes
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:44 |
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generative grammer posted:horse-drawn carts are technology as much as anything else so it's not like they don't have a precedent Yeah definitely. I mean God drat saddles are technology. I'd have 1000x more respect if they were literally naked cavemen voluntarily
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:44 |
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There is a Jehovah's witness kid in my daughter's class. She doesn't attend birthday parties but does have a 'friendship party' around the time of her birthday with 'friendship presents' Take that, god.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:47 |
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the rapture or whatever the gently caress they believe in didn't happen in 2000 then 9/11 happened they're retards so they probably just gave up
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:47 |
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the amish loving suck at least china has shaolin monks
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:48 |
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orthodox jews can do the same thing and ask their gentile friends to turn the oven on for them on shabbat
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:48 |
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gggiiimmmppp posted:orthodox jews can do the same thing and ask their gentile friends to turn the oven on for them yo I would do that if I could throw on some pizza pockets in there with whatever jew dudes eat that they can't turn the oven on for
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:51 |
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lettin the sinners sin aint increasin the sin in the world, by jove!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:51 |
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God in my mind is a insanely overworked judge, awake at 2 am trying to figure out what sadistic rear end in a top hat made the rules have so many loopholes.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:52 |
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i went to the amish market and the people with me were like "they make good chili" so i had some chili and it was NOT good chili. it was obviouslymade with manwich. loving sellouts.i should have gotten a pretzel.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:52 |
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gggiiimmmppp posted:orthodox jews can do the same thing and ask their gentile friends to turn the oven on for them on shabbat Also Catholics have fish on Friday because they're not supposed to have meat and fish is somehow not meat. Seafood is awesome so its not like you're abstaining from anything. Its a totally empty gesture.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:53 |
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You can commission pretty much any type of wooden item from the amish for a good price, friend of mine got a fine wooden computer case from them.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:53 |
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Necros posted:i went to the amish market and the people with me were like "they make good chili" so i had some chili and it was NOT good chili. it was obviouslymade with manwich. loving sellouts.i should have gotten a pretzel.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:54 |
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You're ignorant.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:54 |
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jews get a pass because that sort of behavior is just expected apparently
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:55 |
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mookface posted:Also Catholics have fish on Friday because they're not supposed to have meat and fish is somehow not meat. Seafood is awesome so its not like you're abstaining from anything. Its a totally empty gesture. i heard a story about some monks in europe somewhere who declared that waterfowl were basically fish or something like that so they could eat them on friday
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:56 |
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Amish people also make god tier wooden chairs, like you think there is no way a wooden chair can be comfortable but you would be wrong.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:56 |
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Shakers are better. Almost extinct.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:57 |
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Alexzandvar posted:Amish people also make god tier wooden chairs, like you think there is no way a wooden chair can be comfortable but you would be wrong. that's cause they don't have poo poo to do but look at a barn or something so they need a good chair
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:57 |
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They have a cart that carries people. It's pulled by a horse. Or maybe a mule
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:58 |
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Alexzandvar posted:Amish people also make god tier wooden chairs, like you think there is no way a wooden chair can be comfortable but you would be wrong. he lives in amish country
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SmokaDustbowl posted:that's cause they don't have poo poo to do but look at a barn or something so they need a good chair They also have a lot of sex, like back in the day all people on farms did was farm and gently caress. Nothing else.
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the amish and mennonites do a lot of child abuse and that is bad imo
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