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I always thought that it was some bullshit that juice cleanse people came up with to describe their liquid shits, but now I hear that these 'toxins' might be an actual thing? can you detox? what about anti oxidants? is that like the same thing? help goons
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:05 |
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Give them all to me. Toxins. Yummy yummy. Gobble gobble. Mmm, smack smack, love em in my tummy OP.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:06 |
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i just eat mcdonalds every day of my life and i'm perfectly healthy
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:07 |
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drink gallonsa nd gallons of cum
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:07 |
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give yourself a full colon blowout every once in a while ISGOODFORYOU
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:08 |
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Literal Carehaver posted:give yourself a full colon blowout every once in a while ISGOODFORYOU
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:09 |
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Your body is a constantly decaying soon-to-be corpse that fights to survive and hopefully doesn't create cancer in the process, OP
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:10 |
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Hello!! Oooh, toxins? Mmm!! Gulp gulp, put em in my tummy, put em in my tummy. Mmm, smackity smackeroo, lick them off my lips. Don't miss a spot now!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:12 |
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As a former massage therapist who has worked for multiple chiropractors who sold homeopathic medicine... that poo poo ain't real.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:20 |
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When you're in Blighttown always kill those guys with blowdarts ASAP because toxins will wreck your poo poo.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:21 |
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I'm more worried about chemicals myself
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:21 |
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ScratchAndSniff posted:When you're in Blighttown always kill those guys with blowdarts ASAP because toxins will wreck your poo poo. This is legit though.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:25 |
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You know how you feel better after a really big poo poo, op? It's just the same principal applied on a more longterm basis.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:26 |
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im against them
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:26 |
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i heard u get rid of them by just eating a bunch of weird herb powders until u cant stop pooping and ur super dehydrated op
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:27 |
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Ofc. you can overdo purging like anything else, but in principal it's perfectly sensible and obvious.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:27 |
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Harime Nui posted:Ofc. you can overdo purging like anything else, but in principal it's perfectly sensible and obvious. nah
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:28 |
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my brother fell for the kinoki footpads
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:28 |
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The ones in your mom's vagina? I have to be honest here... I'm not a big fan.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:28 |
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TEAYCHES posted:nah Look pal, I may not know science but you can't argue with results........
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:28 |
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what does neal de grasse tyson think about this??
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:29 |
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i took castor oil once. just like totally eyeballed what i thought was an ok dose. all in the name of removing 'toxins' ended up pooping out like my entire GI tract plus a poo poo load of watery orange liquid and my rear end was raw and i hated it so much kids... measure your laxatives
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:29 |
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toxins are a thing and quantum mechanics are a thing and celiac is a thing and these are all real things that have been coopted by hypochondriac new age culty woo types that have misappropriated fancy jargon from people smarter than them
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:29 |
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TEAYCHES posted:what does neal de grasse tyson think about this?? I don't know him, but I comfortable say he would call all y'all idiots
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:30 |
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what are toxins, ive never heard a good explanation. nor have i ever heard an explanation of how you "purge" them im serious but please read the above in a dawkins voice
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:31 |
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TEAYCHES posted:what are toxins, ive never heard a good explanation. nor have i ever heard an explanation of how you "purge" them
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:31 |
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TEAYCHES posted:what are toxins, ive never heard a good explanation. nor have i ever heard an explanation of how you "purge" them
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:33 |
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if u suspect there is poo poo inside of ur body u should get to a herbalist asap
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:33 |
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If you aren't getting a regular dose of toxins your butthole might get lazy from lack of cray shits and it will hang loose and just let ploppers slide into your underwear like a waiting hammock. Eat your toxins.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:33 |
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the average adult american male has 8lbs of undigested red meat stuck in his large intestine and colon by the age of 40
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:33 |
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TEAYCHES posted:what are toxins, ive never heard a good explanation. nor have i ever heard an explanation of how you "purge" them Corn syrup, MSG, all the poo poo they pump into us while wringing their hands about America's obesity epidemic, duh. poo poo sticks in you, the best thing to do is burn it out.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:33 |
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Harime Nui posted:Corn syrup, MSG, all the poo poo they pump into us while wringing their hands about America's obesity epidemic, duh. poo poo sticks in you, the best thing to do is burn it out. are you joking. the liver processes sugar in a hosed way but it doesnt "stick in you" that literally doesnt happen PLEASE do not troll me
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:35 |
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TEAYCHES posted:the average adult american male has 8lbs of undigested red meat stuck in his large intestine and colon by the age of 40 gently caress. I got to not digest some red meat
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:35 |
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Remember to put a nice calming picture of the ocean beneath your bare butt for at least ten minutes a day, as this will relieve any stress your butt may be feeling.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:35 |
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Harime Nui posted:Corn syrup, MSG, all the poo poo they pump into us while wringing their hands about America's obesity epidemic, duh. poo poo sticks in you, the best thing to do is burn it out. i ain;t taking advice from a fatty
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:35 |
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okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, there are things that are bad for me, but they are not necessarily toxic in the true definition of the word. I can mitigate my intake of these factors but there is little I can do to purge them from my body except improve my lifestyle or environment is that about right?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:36 |
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:okay, so if I'm understanding this correctly, there are things that are bad for me, but they are not necessarily toxic in the true definition of the word. I can mitigate my intake of these factors but there is little I can do to purge them from my body except improve my lifestyle or environment that sounds good to me op im an amateur sciencer but it checks out
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:36 |
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TEAYCHES posted:are you joking. the liver processes sugar in a hosed way but it doesnt "stick in you" that literally doesnt happen PLEASE do not troll me All I know is if you're gonna eat a lot of rich food shovel dhiaretics down your gullet like it's going out of style and it will balance out p. well, and it's served me p. drat good so far actually most people are shocked when they hear what I weigh b/c I look so normal
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:37 |
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Just eat healthy, exercise, and keep yourself productive and happy and you don't have to worry about this insane poo poo like so many retarded people.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 02:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:00 |
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im a man of science and i read somewhere that the human body has trouble removing heavy metals by itself that is why i am ready to believe in the healing power of crystals
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