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Getting paid to gently caress around on my phone for 8 hours while loitering in this apartment complex kind of owns.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:23 |
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Yeah I don't because making money also owns, probably more
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:24 |
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I know but it's good for people like me who have no marketable skills and only exist to sustain the economy until I wither away in some apartment some where. Just let me enjoy this.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:27 |
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Most of the jobs I've had I get paid to poo poo and look at the Internet.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:28 |
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keep an eye out for black people i mean thats probably the start and end of your orientation seminar
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:28 |
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The people here are really cool and hardworking and mostly just trying I raise their kids.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:29 |
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Tsinava posted:I know but it's good for people like me who have no marketable skills and only exist to sustain the economy until I wither away in some apartment some where. Just let me enjoy this. For the record I have a job that I enjoy and am fulfilled by and I make bank and a lot of posters here are in the same boat.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:30 |
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Tsinava posted:I know but it's good for people like me who have no marketable skills and only exist to sustain the economy until I wither away in some apartment some where. Just let me enjoy this. me on the other hand i have skills that people pay me a lot of money for doesnt matter though really i'm still going to die alone
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:31 |
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I did when I was in college and it hella owned, got to bring my laptop and everything so I could just write all my papers while on the clock. That is some sweetass $11/hr E: did feel pretty bad for the people who were doing it like career wise and not just cause they were a kid looking to make a couple extra beer tickets Nooner fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Dec 20, 2014 |
# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:32 |
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It's a really convenient gig. And it isn't a huge company do I get paid like 10/hr. I might start taking classes again actually.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:34 |
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mookface posted:For the record I have a job that I enjoy and am fulfilled by and I make bank and a lot of posters here are in the same boat. hire me
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:35 |
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i do next event is Harlem Globetrotters
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:35 |
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zVxTeflon posted:hire me OK let's begin this here. What sort of job experience do you have? Do you have a criminal record or any other reason you wouldn't be granted a temporary foreign worker visa?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:47 |
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The trick is to work security someplace nothing ever happens like art museum
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:49 |
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haha you exist purely to get tapped in the back of the head at a moment you weren't expecting from weariness
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:51 |
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I look like brad Pitt and have a masters degree
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:51 |
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Getting paid $40+ to read the forums and hit a button every two and a half minutes right now
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:52 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:The trick is to work security someplace nothing ever happens like art museum It's more fun to work somewhere things do happen. That way you get to hate your "customers" and co-workers.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:52 |
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I work security on your mom Her: hey, did you hear that? me: Naw baby, how about you let me check your UPC *consent given* I hit dat choccy starfish in lieu of your grade 7 pokemon cards btw there isn't a missingno card just sayin
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 08:59 |
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The Protagonist posted:haha you exist purely to get tapped in the back of the head at a moment you weren't expecting from weariness I actually exist to report people who make ruckus after 10 to the landlady and sometimes call the police on them. I don't think anyone is going to shoot me in the head over apartments.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:33 |
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Tsinava posted:I actually exist to report people who make ruckus after 10 to the landlady and sometimes call the police on them. I don't think anyone is going to shoot me in the head over apartments. imagine if you surprised them by being alert and aware
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:44 |
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like you spin around and catch the bag of rice thrown at your head and toss it right back and knock out that mf
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:47 |
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poo poo they already got him, theyre dragging his body into the mens room stall as i type
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 09:49 |
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The last lady who was here did everything by the book and reported the poo poo out of everyone even for standing outside for a bit to have a smoke or whatever. She got caught abandoning her post to hang out with her gf thoug and then she got caught sleeping in her car with a pillow blanket and everything so now I'm here! Lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:16 |
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Tsinava posted:I know but it's good for people like me who have no marketable skills and only exist to sustain the economy until I wither away in some apartment some where. Just let me enjoy this. It's better than retail where you have to deal with management with unmedicated mental health issues.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:22 |
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It is so much loving better than retail. It pays more and there isn't someone always there to dehumanize you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:24 |
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Justin Godscock posted:It's better than retail where you have to deal with management with unmedicated mental health issues.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:25 |
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hey i guess you dont have to deal with your boss as much tho?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:25 |
I don't currently work in security but I have before and it's a good gig. When I did overnight at this one place I managed to read Poe's completed works over the course of like three nights. Didn't look up from the book, didn't do my rounds at all, got in zero trouble for doing so. Ultimately this habit did backfire which is why I don't have that job anymore.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:32 |
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I had a cashier job before this. I had to stand and move around a lot more than I do now, and for less money.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 10:59 |
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Tsinava posted:Getting paid to gently caress around on my phone for 8 hours while loitering in this apartment complex kind of owns. when a nigga kills somebody its your rear end OP
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 11:09 |
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It's actually not. If someone flashes a gun or something I'm supposed to run the gently caress away and call 911.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 11:17 |
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I am now at work. Doing security things. Like checking my email. Watching the news. Posting. I even answered the phone once. 11.5 more hours to go.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:46 |
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Security never makes me feel safe. Its usually some chubby guy, a lesbian who is 5'2, or some micro machine bald roid rage dude with glasses. Its even worse when theyre armed. I guarantee most of the security people have never been trained on weapon retention. Bank security is usually a bit better. And, whats up with the golf carts?!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:56 |
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I did a one time security gig for a metal show in college. Was p easy I just watched the show. My friend had to break up a fight but no one fought in my area
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:56 |
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Don't go into the wonderful world of bouncing. It's not fun.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 16:59 |
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mookface posted:OK let's begin this here. What sort of job experience do you have? Do you have a criminal record or any other reason you wouldn't be granted a temporary foreign worker visa? No and Yes when can i start
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 17:01 |
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DEAR RICHARD posted:Don't go into the wonderful world of bouncing. It's not fun. Looks p badass actually
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# ? Dec 24, 2014 00:43 |
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I always thought it'd be the worst job OP
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# ? Dec 24, 2014 00:59 |
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it definitely seems like a step up from mcdonalds. poo poo i'd even work overnights i dont give a gently caress
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