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*hurls an echidna towards you, hoping it will hurt as much as the cold prickly insult you've fired through my defences*
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This is me OP
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a hole-y ghost posted:*hurls an cheese monkey towards you, hoping it will hurt as much as the cold prickly toasterdog you've fired through my defences*
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a hole-y ghost posted:*hurls an echidna towards you, hoping it will hurt as much as the cold prickly insult you've fired through my defences* lol ghosty, dont worry, you're on my PM list  Trying to learn the ropes here and since that weirdo Manly wont answer my sincere requests for commuication and guidance i could use great assistance from an established poster like you
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Dec 21, 2014 00:27
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hurls an epic meme through your defenses for the win, much?
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g..gunky junket... save me..
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ive recently been hired as the official substitute gunky junket so bear with me: hmm, save you, hole ghostly, hmmmmm? well that would mean i suppose you would have to stop with your "so-called" insults to me, gunky junket who is not "stalking" spanish manlove perhaps ghosty should think twice before he tries to own me hmmmmmmmm
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Volcott posted:Like, does it hurt more than getting punched in the shoulder? Less? About the same? Women aren't even real people, they don't feel pain.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:ive recently been hired as the official substitute gunky junket so bear with me: LoL! Looks like someone has just heard THE most hilarious line ever created. Wow.. just wow! Desperate try-hard much? You are fair weeping insecurity all day every day over me.. and your pathetic antics are gonna make this site a shitload more funny and amusing for me. Keep bringing it. Game on! *laffn*
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*charilie brown AAUGH*
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In the late 90's when paintball was in full swing, some friends of mine had some semi-wooded property, but the whole property was fair game during a fight. Most rounds took place in their woods, which lead to a river. But for whatever reason a few guys were creeping around the house and detached garage. One guy was covering against said garage when a dude was walking around it. The guy covering popped around the corner of the garage and saw a guy approaching and popped off a shot. The guy approaching was wearing tighty whities and sweatpants, and caught a paintball directly to the dick at less than 30 feet. He dropped to the ground silently, then vomited, then started screaming while still vomiting. Compare that to getting hit in the tits.
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whoflungpoop posted:LoL! Looks like someone has just heard THE most hilarious line ever created. Wow.. just wow! uncanny
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Big Beef City posted:In the late 90's when paintball was in full swing, some friends of mine had some semi-wooded property, but the whole property was fair game during a fight. Most rounds took place in their woods, which lead to a river. But for whatever reason a few guys were creeping around the house and detached garage. One guy was covering against said garage when a dude was walking around it. The guy covering popped around the corner of the garage and saw a guy approaching and popped off a shot. how you know he wear .... tightwhites?
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a starwar betamax posted:how you know he wear He went to an urgent care facility and later explained it. They had to reconstruct his balls so he could watch anime as an adult* *this part is not true
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Dec 21, 2014 01:36
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It can't be as bad as getting hit in the balls but getting hit in the boob doesn't matter. Getting hit on the nipple HURTS
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probably less than a crushed testicle in a gokart accident
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ball pain is like nothing else. all women should grow balls for a day, and then get punched in them, just to understand
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Vargs posted:ball pain is like nothing else. all women should grow balls for a day, and then get punched in them, just to understand Imagine having an icicle hammered through your taint and into your kidneys, and you have to wait for icicle to melt.
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its actualyl not that different from a really bad stomach ache. though its not like its that necessary to describe given that the 2 girls on gbs can probably easily ask a nearby ball haver to explain it
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Dec 21, 2014 02:08
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quit manpaining
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I like titties. They good.
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i fukken love the tits eat 'em for breakfast lunch the dinner
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whoflungpoop posted:quit manpaining Here's a hot pad and some tea. I put an extra blanket on the couch to catch your bleeding.
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Big Beef City posted:Here's a hot pad and some tea.
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whoflungpoop posted:im using your dr who shotglass as a diva cup A gift you bought me finally finds a use, next you'll return my hoodie!
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Big Beef City posted:A gift you bought me finally finds a use, next you'll return my hoodie! NEVER *rolls up sleeve, flipz bird*
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I LOVE TITTIES I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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phobo posted:I LOVE TITTIES I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We did hear you the first time, Phobo.. no need to yell. 
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Reinforcement of original point 
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http://fishmech.net/fyadhaus/grandmas/pie/factory/015.htm
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phobo posted:I LOVE TITTIES I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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whoflungpoop posted:NEVER *rolls up sleeve, flipz bird* *smooches you on the forehead as you fall asleep at 7pm for no reason.* *smothers you to death with pillow* "No one will ever know. No one will ... ever know."
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not at all op
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I got punched in the eye once. Either I'm really tough or that guy didn't know how to throw a punch. It didn't even leave a bruise
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fishsquisher posted:Women aren't even real people, they don't feel pain. As a woman I can confirm both these facts.
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So I went to fencing camp once and got partnered with a girl who wasn't wearing a boob plate. We were supposed to practice parry and riposte, hitting each other in each quadrant. I couldn't understand how I was supposed to hit her in the chest and not her boobs so I kept doing it and she got madder each time.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:So I went to fencing camp once and got partnered with a girl who wasn't wearing a boob plate. We were supposed to practice parry and riposte, hitting each other in each quadrant. Sounds like a Boss from Legend of Zelda....Keep doing it till she turns red and flips over, then hit her in the vagoo. Repeat 3 times and you will defeat her and get a heart.
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it generally sucks but it hurts more depending on the time of the month. and i would guess bigger boobs have less problems
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