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BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
he certainly moves, looks and acts like one

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i fuckin love elves so much - jrr tolkien

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Elves and humans are biologically identical. The difference is spiritual. Elves represent everything Humanity could and should be.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

he is a blond cgi ninja

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Not anime, Lego. Lego Legolas.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Gunky Junket posted:

Not anime, Lego. Lego Legolas.



"oh man that last lembas ration is not agreeing with me. oh man..."

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
a core idea of middle earth is that older is better

the first dragon was the size of a mountain now smaug is just a school bus

basically all magic is dying and leaving the world and as time marches on life will fade from the wonder and beauty of its early years into dull dreary grey thoroughly human death


elves are old and therefore super cool

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Wulfolme posted:

a core idea of middle earth is that older is better

the first dragon was the size of a mountain now smaug is just a school bus

basically all magic is dying and leaving the world and as time marches on life will fade from the wonder and beauty of its early years into dull dreary grey thoroughly human death


elves are old and therefore super cool

vinyl is so much more authentic than digital music

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
the moral is that you will grow old and die and it will suck so go climb a loving tree now while it wont break your hip

and then die later

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the moral is that jrr tolkien just loves norse eddas so, so much you guys

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

paranoid randroid posted:

"oh man that last lembas ration is not agreeing with me. oh man..."

I know how he feels. And I know he's gonna hate...

..Legolas Vegas.




Lol no, no, GBS, I don't need an escort - I'll see myself out, thank you very much.. I know the way!

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
don't do that. don't make a bad pun and then acknowledge it like that, its lame as all hell.

don't be so lame that the guy with the pony avatar looks at what you do and thinks that it is lame

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
It was already too late, dude. There was no recovery, no redeeming features. I had no choice but to acknowledge and own the atrocious lameness of it all. *chokes back a sob*

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
he my wife

Chatterbox
Jul 17, 2014

When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.
The Numenoreans were descended from elves.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
loving yes

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
jackson is a terrible DM

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
"gently caress your +1 sword, Peter, I'm gonna jump on the rocks and kill all the bad guys"

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
not another loving elf

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Applewhite posted:

Elves and humans are biologically identical. The difference is spiritual. Elves represent everything Humanity could and should be.

Fuckoff. We didn't ask for some loving Elf Doctor apologist.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006


drat, owns

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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

i'd gently caress an elf lady tho, they were all p bangin

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