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This is a Christian based society, y'all "holiday" lovers will burn in hell. Merry Christmas and I hope you find Jesus in the New Year.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:41 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:02 |
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i say "why are you pushing me" "ill give you a war you wont believe" and "let it go"
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:42 |
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i dont say either because i find extraneous conversation and "small talk" to be tiring and unnecessary
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:42 |
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Joy-ucks no-elle, OP.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:44 |
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hey us heathens already won the war on christmas do try to keep up
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:44 |
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I look them dead in the eye and slowly cock a pointed finger gun.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:45 |
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Prav posted:hey us heathens already won the war on christmas photoshop, dude. edit: photoshop is a trick of the devil
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:46 |
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Universe Master posted:I look them dead in the eye and slowly cock a pointed finger gun. I say "suck this Christ cock" and then reveal two undulating fingers stuck out of my jeans fly.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:46 |
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Christmas, bah loving humbug.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:50 |
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Happy Turkey Day But Instead Of Turkeys It's Presents.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:53 |
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I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 18:55 |
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Have a happy Voodoo day
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:01 |
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Jesus is the Reason for the Season
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:01 |
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Blue Raider posted:Jesus is the Reason for the Season thanks, your stance is duly noted.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:17 |
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i get right in their face and yell hail satan when anyone says merry christmas to me
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:20 |
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Happy Festivus, DUH.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:22 |
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Merry Kwanzaa
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:23 |
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I thought people said Happy Holidays because they're including both Christmas and new year's which is literally a week apart and you might not see that person for both holidays and it wasn't actually some sort of subliminal plot to insult Christians but what do I know
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:23 |
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Blue Raider posted:Jesus is the Reason for the Season okay but how does my housekeeper have anything to do with this
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:24 |
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when someone says "merry christmas" i say "you too" and when someone says "happy holidays" i say "you too"
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:29 |
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I'm always in for new and exciting ways to celebrate Chrastmas. Here's what I did in 2012: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3521819&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post410426225 This year I think I'm gonna go with Kwanzaa. What do I need for successful watermelon-themed festivities?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:38 |
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What if I'm talking to a Jew, op? I can't always spot the horns.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:44 |
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Wizchine posted:What if I'm talking to a Jew, op? I can't always spot the horns. We don't give a poo poo.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:48 |
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texaholic posted:This is a Christian based society, y'all "holiday" lovers will burn in hell. fag bitch fucker
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:49 |
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Merry Analmass.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:53 |
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we must avoid offending people. nothing is worse than offending people
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:54 |
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Hey, I've got an idea for a holiday! Why don't we pick some other random middle easterner and make his birthday a gigantic deal for no reason.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 19:57 |
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I never say Happy Holidays as it'd make me sound American. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:00 |
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British people say "Happy Christmas" instead of "Merry Christmas" and it just sounds loving weird.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:01 |
ikanreed posted:Hey, I've got an idea for a holiday! Why don't we pick some other random middle easterner and make his birthday a gigantic deal for no reason. Well, its not his birthday, but e celebrate bin laden on 9/11
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:01 |
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I don't say anything to anyone. When someone tries to get a response out of me I just glare and if they keep talking a hiss usually does the trick.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:02 |
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Machai posted:Well, its not his birthday, but e celebrate bin laden on 9/11 That's the true meaning of the holidays.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:05 |
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A fruitful Kwansmas to you all.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:09 |
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Instead of "Merry Christmas" I say "Suck my loving dick, Jesus Jumper."
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:14 |
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Let us all reap the joy(and suffering) from this holiday season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_PfwVNmckc
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:14 |
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I don't care what people say to me I just mumble a thank you at them and walk away.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:19 |
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embykins posted:Merry Kwanzaa Joyous Kwanzaa That's all I know about Kwanzaa.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:26 |
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heil hitler
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:27 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Merry Analmass.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:33 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:02 |
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i just say bah humbug and flash my dick n balls
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:34 |