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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
This is a Christian based society, y'all "holiday" lovers will burn in hell.

Merry Christmas and I hope you find Jesus in the New Year.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i say "why are you pushing me" "ill give you a war you wont believe" and "let it go"

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i dont say either because i find extraneous conversation and "small talk" to be tiring and unnecessary

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!
Joy-ucks no-elle, OP.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

hey us heathens already won the war on christmas



do try to keep up

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I look them dead in the eye and slowly cock a pointed finger gun.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Prav posted:

hey us heathens already won the war on christmas



do try to keep up

photoshop, dude.

edit: photoshop is a trick of the devil

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

Universe Master posted:

I look them dead in the eye and slowly cock a pointed finger gun.

I say "suck this Christ cock" and then reveal two undulating fingers stuck out of my jeans fly.

Chatterbox
Jul 17, 2014

When the going gets weird, the weird go professional.
Christmas, bah loving humbug.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Happy Turkey Day But Instead Of Turkeys It's Presents.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
I have an M.D. from Harvard, I am board certified in cardio-thoracic medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in New England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trama from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, _Dennis_, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Have a happy Voodoo day

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Jesus is the Reason for the Season

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Blue Raider posted:

Jesus is the Reason for the Season

thanks, your stance is duly noted.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i get right in their face and yell hail satan when anyone says merry christmas to me

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
Happy Festivus, DUH.

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
Merry Kwanzaa

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I thought people said Happy Holidays because they're including both Christmas and new year's which is literally a week apart and you might not see that person for both holidays and it wasn't actually some sort of subliminal plot to insult Christians but what do I know :shrug:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Blue Raider posted:

Jesus is the Reason for the Season

okay but how does my housekeeper have anything to do with this

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

when someone says "merry christmas" i say "you too" and when someone says "happy holidays" i say "you too"

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
I'm always in for new and exciting ways to celebrate Chrastmas. Here's what I did in 2012: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3521819&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post410426225

This year I think I'm gonna go with Kwanzaa. What do I need for successful watermelon-themed festivities?

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
What if I'm talking to a Jew, op? I can't always spot the horns.

embykins
Jul 4, 2009

Wizchine posted:

What if I'm talking to a Jew, op? I can't always spot the horns.

We don't give a poo poo.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

texaholic posted:

This is a Christian based society, y'all "holiday" lovers will burn in hell.

Merry Christmas and I hope you find Jesus in the New Year.

fag bitch fucker

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Merry Analmass.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
we must avoid offending people. nothing is worse than offending people

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Hey, I've got an idea for a holiday! Why don't we pick some other random middle easterner and make his birthday a gigantic deal for no reason.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
I never say Happy Holidays as it'd make me sound American. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

British people say "Happy Christmas" instead of "Merry Christmas" and it just sounds loving weird.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

ikanreed posted:

Hey, I've got an idea for a holiday! Why don't we pick some other random middle easterner and make his birthday a gigantic deal for no reason.

Well, its not his birthday, but e celebrate bin laden on 9/11

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
I don't say anything to anyone.

When someone tries to get a response out of me I just glare and if they keep talking a hiss usually does the trick.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Machai posted:

Well, its not his birthday, but e celebrate bin laden on 9/11

That's the true meaning of the holidays.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
A fruitful Kwansmas to you all.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Instead of "Merry Christmas" I say "Suck my loving dick, Jesus Jumper."

Drfishback
Nov 5, 2009
Let us all reap the joy(and suffering) from this holiday season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_PfwVNmckc

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I don't care what people say to me I just mumble a thank you at them and walk away.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

embykins posted:

Merry Kwanzaa

Joyous Kwanzaa






That's all I know about Kwanzaa.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
heil hitler

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

JebanyPedal posted:

Merry Analmass.

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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i just say bah humbug and flash my dick n balls

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