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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NccyqI4L2EE

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


Just FYI I am going to marry a woman and do the sex with her all the time.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Good on them for suppressing it. Being gay is about as far as you can get from Joseph Smith's original vision of a religion where guys constantly bang legions of teenage brides.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Everyone is a little bit gay apparently

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
i was hoping they'd all befucking each others' b-holes like gays

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

mookface posted:

Everyone is a little bit gay apparently

I'm renouncing homosexuality, I'm straight now.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:cripes:

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Looks good, ill tune in. Thanks for heads up OP

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Husband - "Honey, can you put on the football pads again tonight?"
Wife - "yes dear. I'm so glad you're not gay."

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
maybe they're Bi

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Wife - "Well Doug really likes it when I wear this. I'm so glad he's not gay"
*wife walks away from camera revealing a foot long strap on dildo dangling between her legs*

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
dont't care

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Wife - "well Doug just got back from one of the Mormon men's retreats and I can already tell he had a good time"
*Doug gingerly exits a car and walks towards the house bow legged while one of his buddies slaps him on the butt*

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mookface posted:

Everyone is a little bit gay apparently

I'm not, and I'll fight you to prove it.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

spud posted:

I'm not, and I'll fight you to prove it.

Fight you covered in lube.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
You really need to broaden your thread topics.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
renounce your condo you loving parent-leeching bourgeois pig

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I'm attracted to my wife for sure, and I'm definitely attracted to men too.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

The angel Moroni doesn't give gay people their own planets.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Universe Master posted:

The angel Moroni doesn't give gay people their own planets.

It's okay, you'd end up with a dragonball Z planet with 10x earth's gravity and you'd have to get super swole to get out of bed in the morning anyways.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Universe Master posted:

The angel Moroni doesn't give gay people their own planets.

God can you even imagine a gay planet?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Three Olives posted:

God can you even imagine a gay planet?

The Forever War Joe Haldeman 1974 St Martin's Press

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

Three Olives posted:

God can you even imagine a gay planet?

I'm actually loving a gay planet right now. Turns out, it's this earth.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Three Olives posted:

God can you even imagine a gay planet?

What about making babies? How would they continue the species?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
so wait

in mormon communities, even the gay men can find a wife?

im converting

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

notZaar posted:

What about making babies? How would they continue the species?

Some of them would evolve uteruses in their butts

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
evict him, he only wants to live rent-free.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Three Olives posted:

God can you even imagine a gay planet?

it's called las vegas.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Sphinxster posted:

I'm attracted to my wife for sure, and I'm definitely attracted to men too.

I'm attracted to your wife for sure too.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Sphinxster posted:

I'm attracted to my wife for sure, and I'm definitely attracted to men too.

this is what happens when people hang around gbs for too long.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Three Olives posted:

God can you even imagine a gay planet?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Baba Ganoush posted:

Some of them would evolve uteruses in their butts

You need reproduction to evolve idiot.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I don't think you guys have considered the logistics of a self sustaining population consisting entirely of gay men.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lesbian lizards can reproduce

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

You only get the planet after you transform into a god like Jesus and Jehovah did, so reproduction wouldn't matter.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
looks gay

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Not gay husband: "I'm gay"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

men are icky

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

pop dat puss ghurl

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Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum

notZaar posted:

You need reproduction to evolve idiot.

Tell that to the X-men

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