she's smoking hot and i wanna bang the gently caress out her
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 02:43 |
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invite them both to the same restaurant for a date at the same time and then make up excuses to leave the table and go sit at the other table that should work
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:39 |
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break up with your girlfriend and then be an approachable interesting and attractive person to your ex girlfriend's sister
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:39 |
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This why we need sex ed in schools. OP, you need to insert your erect phallus into her hopefully lubricated vagina. That's how you do it.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:39 |
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shouldn't be a problem OP, plenty of girls are interested in incestuous threesomes with their boyfriends
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:40 |
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Universe Master posted:This why we need sex ed in schools. what the... thats how sex works?
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:40 |
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with your dick, op
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:40 |
Mustang posted:shouldn't be a problem OP, plenty of girls are interested in incestuous threesomes with their boyfriends gently caress yeAH!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:41 |
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With her dick, op
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:47 |
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Twat McTwatterson posted:gently caress yeAH! E/n success story!
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:48 |
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i want to know how to gently caress your girlfriend's sister's sister, OP
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:48 |
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Dominate your girlfriend in an abusive relationship to the point she feels worthless and only validated with your approval, then tell her to set it up.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:52 |
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Mustang posted:shouldn't be a problem OP, plenty of girls are interested in incestuous threesomes with their boyfriends He's gotta become way more alpha to pull this off.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:54 |
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Okay I'm not one to give advice to this poo poo because goddman if you're asking SA for advice in GBS you're going to be wasting your life, but I am taking pity on you. So here's what you do. First, grab some of her favorite cologne. Take that poo poo to a local beauty shop/perfume shop. Try JCPenny as their 'makeup artists' don't have much to loving do nowadays. Give them an sample of it and ask them, "Hey my girlfriend really likes this scent, what would be a good compliment to it." No she's not your girlfriend, but she's definitely going to be after you after you nail this (and you hehehehe). They'll give some suggestions, take them and go to like another shop to get a competing suggestion. Research motherfucker. You want that girl, you got to earn it. Now since it's your girlfriend's sister, you should know her house layout (unless you're some beta scrublord, in this case you're not worth my goddamn time), what you need to do is survey the air vents and things she often is near. This is important, because this is where the plan comes all together. Again: loving research. And for the love of gently caress don't be all creeping on her staring through the goddamn door like some sort of neckbeard trenchcoater. Use the time with your girlfriend to idly spot things. If you haven't noticed, we're going to be using the power of smell to win her over. Next you're going to need fecal matter. No shithead, I'm not kidding: this is the whole crux of the plan. You wanted my goddamn advice, didn't you? gently caress you if you're not going to follow through. So you get some fecal matter, can be yours, your dogs, the hobo of the street, gently caress if I know where you get it: but here's the thing. It has to be liquid and rancid smelling. Solid chunks aint goin to help your loser rear end, so you need something you can scoop up in a pipette. You don't need much. Then when the sister is gone, you sneak in and you place droplets of that rancid stuff in the locations that she's near the most. See why we did research? Also make sure to put some in the air vent so the scent stays. Now we wait. A few days should be enough, but you'll eventually hear the complaints that something is wrong and poo poo stinks. She'll probably ask you to take a look around and see if it's just her. Say nothing. This is crux. She'll go crazy as the smell only stays contained to her room and her room only. Her parents (if she still lives with them) or her roomates (if she has any left after this) will notice the smell only with her. She will get self concious. She will bathe a lot more. She'll be spraying her cologne everywhere: and she'll eventually run out. Thats when you spring the trap. All this effort, all this work pays off to exactly how you play this off. Just go up to her when she runs out of her perfume and go up with the one you bought, "Oh hey [name], see you ran out. Here, I figured you might like this. I think you smell pretty regardless." If she doesn't jump on your dick right then, you're just too ugly for this trick to work.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgkBWZXVLyk
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:56 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Dominate your girlfriend in an abusive relationship to the point she feels worthless and only validated with your approval, then tell her to set it up. I think this is the best option. It worked for Paul Bernardo.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 20:57 |
get drunk with her
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:02 |
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cut off your dick and balls
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:04 |
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Honestly once one girl accepts you as boyfriend worthy, all her friends and relations will see you as boyfriend worthy too and feel jealous so
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:06 |
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you ask her to have sex with you. If she says yes you're sorted.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:06 |
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with your dick
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:06 |
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praxis posted:I think this is the best option. It worked for Paul Bernardo. True, but avoid the whole killing and videotaping part. That stuff really did him in.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:07 |
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Shouldn't your girlfriend resemble her sister somewhat and also be smoking hot? Did you date the fat sister? You did, didn't you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:07 |
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wasnt this an en thread where the op broke up his girlfriend didnt get with the sister and ended up single and wanking himself off while fantasising about the sister. lmao. en. lol.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:07 |
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Oberleutnant posted:wasnt this an en thread where the op broke up his girlfriend didnt get with the sister and ended up single and wanking himself off while fantasising about the sister. lmao. en. lol. better to wank and lost than never have wanked at all
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:10 |
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MrMidnight posted:True, but avoid the whole killing and videotaping part. That stuff really did him in. No, he just needed to kill his wife after he finished with her sister. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE, OP.
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:15 |
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Very carefully
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:24 |
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A lot of guys make the "they need to be alive" mistake Buy rwal life dolls same size of each. After a busy night, sew their skin on their respective dolls This way hot one stays hot. And sister has to watch
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:25 |
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without a condom OP
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:25 |
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MrMidnight posted:better to wank and lost than never have wanked at all yeah but like this nigga ditched his gf because he through jerkin it to her sister was being unfaithful
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:25 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Dominate your girlfriend in an abusive relationship to the point she feels worthless and only validated with your approval, then tell her to set it up. this is good advice imo
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:30 |
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Yo, imma blob posted:cut off your dick and balls
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# ? Dec 20, 2014 21:37 |