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how gay are you?
0 (texaholic)
1
2
3
4
5
6 (three olives)
asexual (psyopmonkey)
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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Using the infallible Kinsey scale, it is possible to determine how gay you are with an easy to understand numeric value. Zero being not gay at all and and six being gay as hell.



Im going to place myself at one on the scale. I have never had a gay experience and I'm not attracted to men but I guess I'd bang a dude if I really had to and not lose any sleep over it.

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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
aw look it makes a rainbow! :shobon:

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
I'm an accidental homosexual

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?
Your mom made me a 6 op

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I've had incidental heterosexuality.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Wow! Everything but Three Olives is at 1 vote!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

I've had incidental heterosexuality.

In your formative years or since you've been an openly gay man

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Three Olives posted:

I've had incidental heterosexuality.

wat was it like...

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
1 baseline
2 if i'm drunk and the dude is hot
3 on MDMA

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Do gay guys still think girls smell nice or do they only like sniffing ball sweat?

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
What level is singing "It's raining men" in the shower but being repulsed by buttsex ?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
3

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Here is a visual aid to help with the decision making process

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
I'm very gay today, thank you.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get, absolutely soaking wet.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah I'm recording all of this information for future use

Sunsetaware
Jun 2, 2012

i'm gay (incidentally)

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'm proud of GBS, not doing that thing every single poster thought of doing.

edit: no wait, I hate sunsetaware, and all of you as a side effect.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Is sexual attraction classified as an emotion/feeling? Clearly thats what it is, isn't it?

My default emotions off the top of my head:

happy
determined
gay
cautious
concerned
lonely
content
motivated
nervous

Which one of these things do not belong with the others?

Answer: They all belong.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

mookface posted:

Here is a visual aid to help with the decision making process



I would do all these guys.

So should I just add the numbers?

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I'm the male equivalent of that fat tomb raider


im also v gay

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This forum seems pretty gay do you think its representative of the general population?

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
A 'Fruit Roll Up' isn't just a tasty treat. Coincidentally, it's also what my co-workers yell every morning I drive into the parking lot.

I'm super gay.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
*sprints into thread and dives on reply button*

im gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I picked 1 OP because I like art, music and flowers.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

6

penises in my butt

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

mookface posted:

Here is a visual aid to help with the decision making process



How is the guy grabbing the cock a 5, but the guy getting his cock grabbed is a 6? Is it less gay to grab a cock than have your cock grabbed by a guy?

Also, is it gay to jerk it to number 5 and 6?

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
im #3 and also a tantra master, i can make a girl squirt while simultaneously giving you a prostate massage.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
what if im predominantly asexual, but like to imagine harry and ron loving sometimes?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dead Precedents posted:

How is the guy grabbing the cock a 5, but the guy getting his cock grabbed is a 6? Is it less gay to grab a cock than have your cock grabbed by a guy?

Also, is it gay to jerk it to number 5 and 6?
also why is the guy in the demure and coquettish stance less gay than the guy scratching his head?? life's gay mysteries

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I wouldn't suck a dick but I'm not opposed to holding one in my mouth, what number is this?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
deep into gay territory
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I'm not gay there's nothing gay about anal stimulation.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
ive hosed guys and girls AMA

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
x axis: straight-bi-gay
y axis: male-genderqueer-girl
z axis: not goon-goon

only by maximizing the z-axis can one truly become the most gay

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
0

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
I made a kinsey scale for furries








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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

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