Don't actually, literally murder the police

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

#BrooklynGoHard #AintBeenThroughWhatIBeenThrough #CopKilla #F***THEPOLICE #Coney #PigsInABlanket

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:41

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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#ImDead #ConeyIsland

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:26

Hollis Brownsound: Apr 2, 2009; by Lowtax

Zeike posted:

whoa, why you gotta bring his weight into this, let alone race? Could have just said 'cop killer'

was anyone else surprised he was fat? usually you think of a killer as fit or at least skinny. I always figured fats were too lazy to kill.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:27

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Mike brown is grinning from heaven right now

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:27

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, shootin a couple cops. With my mind on murder and murder on my mind.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:30

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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when white people hear about this there will be consequences! #ConeyIsland

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:31

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

gggiiimmmppp posted:

the brooklyn police didnt give cpr to an unarmed man who they choked to death on the street but they tried to revive this guy so he could be dehumanized in prison

lol

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:33

Meatsicle: Sep 11, 2001; by FactsAreUseless

I truly hope you all get the anarchist utopia you're dreaming of, because none of you worthless goon faggots would last a day.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:33

Literal Carehaver: Oct 20, 2014; by Cowcaster

Meatsicle posted:

I truly hope you all get the anarchist utopia you're dreaming of, because none of you worthless goon faggots would last a day.

the sooner im murdered the better

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:34

The Taint Reaper: Sep 4, 2012; by Shine

BoredDG posted:

Don't murder the police, but gently caress the police.

So if your wife is a police officer you are already doing the good deed.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:34

Sex Beef 2.0: Jan 14, 2012

Meatsicle posted:

I truly hope you all get the anarchist utopia you're dreaming of, because none of you worthless goon faggots would last a day.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:34

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Meatsicle posted:

I truly hope you all get the anarchist utopia you're dreaming of, because none of you worthless goon faggots would last a day.

But you, a worthless goon human being, would?

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:36

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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ProfessorMurder posted:

But you, a worthless goon human being, would?

#DontRunUp on meatsicle

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:37

jalopybrown: Oct 11, 2012

Meatsicle posted:

I truly hope you all get the anarchist utopia you're dreaming of, because none of you worthless goon faggots would last a day.

Society lasted millennia murdering minorities on their own, losing cobs would be no big deal since they dont prevent crime only react to it

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:42

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

315 people liked his post and are now on some sort of watch list.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:44

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Meatsicle posted:

I truly hope you all get the anarchist utopia you're dreaming of, because none of you worthless goon faggots would last a day.

It will be fascism and I will be extremely good at it

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:49

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

I figured someone would have murdered Darren Wilson or George Zimmerman by now, I know some nice cops.

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A 911 call recently came in about a child possibly choking in the backseat of an SUV, but when the officer pulled over the driver, there was a furry patient.

When Officer Albert Sanchez answered the call about an erratic driver, he didn't know the reason and didn't expect his patrol car to become a canine ambulance, but his quick action saved Scrappy the dog's life.

Scrappy is a 13-year-old Brittany spaniel that has cataracts and difficulty walking.

Last Tuesday, after Scrappy was diagnosed with laryngeal paralysis, his owner, Carolina, heard him asphyxiating in the backseat of her car as she pulled into her parking garage.

So, in rush hour uptown traffic, she tried to speed to the nearest emergency vet clinic. She saw his tongue and gums turn purple, so she called 911, but was told officers couldn't help her because Scrappy was a dog.

�There's red lights, my hand's outside the window, I'm telling people to please stop, I'm running through the lights,� said Carolina.

Officer Sanchez was nearby and saw the honking and speeding.

Carolina says Sanchez parted the crowded road with his lights and siren on, pulled up next to her and asked her about her emergency.

�He stopped, I told him was a dog, and he immediately told me to calm down,� said Carolina. �He grabbed my purse�everything I had in my hands. I'm trying to pull out medications, I'm trying to show him where I'm trying to go, and he immediately grabbed Scrappy, carried Scrappy, put him in the backseat and said, �Get in. Let's go.'�

With Scrappy and Carolina in back of his car, Sanchez zipped down Turtle Creek to an animal E.R.

He stayed with her until clinic staff gave Scrappy oxygen and told Carolina her dog would survive.

Sanchez is the neighborhood patrol officer for uptown Dallas. He's often featured in YouTube videos giving crime prevention tips.

But Dallas Police wouldn't let him talk to FOX 4 about his heroic effort.

Carolina says she received an email from Sanchez, saying he was just glad he was in the right place at the right time to help out.

He, too, is a dog owner and could empathize with her hysteria at that moment with her dog on the brink of death.

See the cop didn't shoot or strangle the dog or anything. Good cop.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:50

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Eriv Gardner, murdered by the polive.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:53

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Having a mental break, killing your girlfriend, authority figures, and then yourself is as American as apple pie.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:56

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

fyodor posted:

#DontRunUp on meatsicle

Why not? He's just a worthless goon human being.

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:56

WOLF HONGO: Aug 29, 2014

ii wonder why ppeople want to kill cops so much

# ? Dec 20, 2014 23:59

paint dry: Feb 8, 2005

i am glad that the police men are dead

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:06

ma i married a tuna: Apr 24, 2005; Numbers add up to nothing; Pillbug

This will definitely help cops to exercise more restraint and caution in detaining and engaging suspects, rather than preemptively shooting them. Social criticism at its very best.

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:06

Fool and the World: Dec 8, 2010

dehumanize yourself and face to pig murder #coneyisland

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:07

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Fat Lowtax posted:

actually, literally murder the police

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:08

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

i like events like this because it makes white people in comments sections really angry. haha why so mad? god people get upset too easily.

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:10

GenderSelectScreen: Mar 7, 2010; I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME; College Slice

ma i married a tuna posted:

This will definitely help cops to exercise more restraint and caution in detaining and engaging suspects, rather than preemptively shooting them. Social criticism at its very best.

"Shoot first and ask questions later" is as American as you can get. :911:

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:12

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

This was its own brand of policing

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:12

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

HollisBrown posted:

was anyone else surprised he was fat? usually you think of a killer as fit or at least skinny. I always figured fats were too lazy to kill.

why do you think he used a gun instead of his bare hands?

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:13

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I wanna be on the side of the people but then I think back to how NYC was in the 70's and the 80's and I support the police all over again. It was a zoo fuckin jungle, those monkeys were overrunning the perimeter.. Something had to be done, an errant chokehold or two every so often is permissible.

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:18

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

going for the low hanging fruit eh?

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:19

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Robo Reagan posted:

going for the low hanging fruit eh?

Yep

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:22

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

i swear every race war just turns out to be a loving tease these days

even the cold war didn't end right ugh

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:25

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

a posting ghost posted:

I wanna be on the side of the people but then I think back to how NYC was in the 70's and the 80's and I support the police all over again. It was a zoo fuckin jungle, those monkeys were overrunning the perimeter.. Something had to be done, an errant chokehold or two every so often is permissible.

ghost of the police man just killed justifiably spotted

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:26

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Al Cowens posted:

This guy is pretty cool. RIP fat black cop killer.

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:29

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

All murder is good murder.

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:32

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Pon de Bundy posted:

ghost of the police man just killed justifiably spotted

Oh also gently caress new york

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:32

Axel Serenity: Sep 27, 2002

Was just talking about pigs in a blanket with coworkers this week. Been awhile since I've had some good piab and/or potato skins out here

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:37

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Axel Serenity posted:

Was just talking about pigs in a blanket with coworkers this week. Been awhile since I've had some good piab and/or potato skins out here

Piab?

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:38

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Axel Serenity: Sep 27, 2002

Fat Lowtax posted:

Piab?

Pigs in a blanket, friend

# ? Dec 21, 2014 00:38

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