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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS

I LIKE CRAFT BEER, TATTOOS, AND BEARDS

I SWIPED RIGHT FOR YOUR DOG

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Torka
Jan 5, 2008

i don't do hookups

*does hookups*

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Do you wanna see my tinderbox?

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
ive never used tinder

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

i smell and look like a trash bag full of rancid turkey'

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Too shy for tinder

*kills slelf*

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Fullhouse posted:

"If you don't eat rear end, don't swipe right."

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Does tinder work well? I am married but I am glad that we are finally getting young people laid through technology.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Do not swipe right if you are anti other kin.

I am going through a period of serious baking, do not message me.

Both of my placentas fell out. If you can't deal with that gtfo

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
I love you so much <boyfriend's name>

*All of her pictures are with her boyfriend*

Excuse me i dont think you know how this works

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Demonachizer posted:

Does tinder work well? I am married but I am glad that we are finally getting young people laid through technology.
Yeah.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

someone write me a chrome mod that un-reverses that guy's posts

Dr. Carwash
Sep 16, 2006

Senpai...

i like anarchy and mud too

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I love Jesus and trucks, looking for the right man.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Unless you have a good picture of yourself in a suit you will not get laid by any woman even remotely fuckable fyi

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
If you have to wear a suit you sound pretty unfuckable

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Propaganda Hour posted:

Unless you have a good picture of yourself in a suit you will not get laid by any woman even remotely fuckable fyi
lol @ this.

You just gotta be good looking and not a weirdo. lol if you think wearing a suit matters in any way at all.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
TAILORED SUITS

why dont goons ever tailor their clothes WHY WHY

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

i use a blackberry which means im ineligible for relations with anyone

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Xaris posted:

TAILORED SUITS

why dont goons ever tailor their clothes WHY WHY

Talking to someone.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Torka posted:

i don't do hookups

*does hookups*


this so hard, it's hilarious

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST

*has green hair*

*is insane*

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
oh an acquaintance i met a couple times at parties and thought was cute, wonder if she will swipe me back

*gets laid*

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Works for me, the last girl i met i accidentally grabbed her boob when i hugged her (this is within seconds of meeting) then she made a joke about dragging her into the toilets..

total slut

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
IM NOT RACIS

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
d
oes tinder work if you're gross and awkward socially

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Node posted:

d
oes tinder work if you're gross and awkward socially

i dunno not been in that situation :smug:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
How come nobody messages me on this app

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

notZaar posted:

How come nobody messages me on this app
your ugly

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
what does swipe right do?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

What should I do?

Jizz into Darkness
Oct 28, 2010

Node posted:

d
oes tinder work if you're gross and awkward socially

From experience I can definitely say No it does not.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
get a good job in a respectable field and meet a nice woman at work, a social gathering, or have a friend introduce you

or i guess get swole and hook up in a dingy bathroom with some skank

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Hi there. I'm happy you liked my pics. I'm available for Full Service for 120 Roses.

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Robo Reagan posted:

get a good job in a respectable field and meet a nice woman at work, a social gathering, or have a friend introduce you

or i guess get swole and hook up in a dingy bathroom with some skank

third option is to live of a life of forced celibacy because you're too afraid to talk to another Female and I Think Thats The Life I Want

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i only lik white guys

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