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This dude was over at our place a few days ago and picked up the cat like it was an unexploded bomb. No photos, but I lovingly handcrafted an MS Paint diagram: (He also really did wear that socks-and-sandals combo) Seriously, man, what gives?
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Dec 21, 2014 04:28
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LOL3
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Dec 21, 2014 04:29
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automatic compensating reaction to wanting to gently caress it
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Dec 21, 2014 04:29
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dag pretty jdgemental
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Dec 21, 2014 04:29
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Antivehicular posted:picked up the cat like it was an unexploded bomb How the gently caress else are you supposed to hold a cat?
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Dec 21, 2014 04:34
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thats how i tenderly hold my lovers, OP, socks/sandals and all
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Dec 21, 2014 04:35
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Hobo Siege posted:How the gently caress else are you supposed to hold a cat? You have to kind of cradle it so the cat is comfortable and no part of it is a potential claw-flail!
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Dec 21, 2014 04:36
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seriously, with a dog you can at least rest easy knowing that the mouth is the dangerous bit you need to keep clear of cats are the cluster bombs of the domestic animal world
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Dec 21, 2014 04:38
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gnarlyhotep is a good christian cat holder who was leaving room for the holy spirit, you pagan scrum
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Dec 21, 2014 04:38
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i for one have never seen a photograpgh of this so-called granolahotep..... im starting to wonder if he truly even.... exists.......
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Dec 21, 2014 04:38
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the pointy and sharp bits of the cat are facing away from his face. this is correct.
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Dec 21, 2014 04:39
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Hobo Siege posted:How the gently caress else are you supposed to hold a cat? The general rule with a cat is to completely inconvenience yourself whenever possible so in this case the correct method is however you can get as much hair on your clothes as you can.
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Dec 21, 2014 04:40
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Perhaps he had one of those sneezes thats like right there in your nose and could go off at any second and he didnt want to sneeze up your cat?
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Dec 21, 2014 04:42
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i work at an animal shelter and today a kitten jumped on my shoulder and rode around with me for a bit. that is another good way to hold a cat. on your shoulder.
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Dec 21, 2014 04:43
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huffington post posted:An Internet moderator for the something awful forums, known by his "goons" as Gnarleyhotep (a purported Islamic jihadi mantra), was recently revealed to be unable to properly hold a cat. Sources at a recent internet promo cat photo shoot said mr. Hotep killed thirty three cats through his comical ineptitude in properly holding felines. Hotep reportedly told reporters, "I guess they weren't protected!"
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Dec 21, 2014 04:44
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Hobo Siege posted:seriously, with a dog you can at least rest easy knowing that the mouth is the dangerous bit you need to keep clear of but what animal are you?!
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Dec 21, 2014 04:48
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as long as the cat isn't a fat tub of lard you can get rid of them by tossing them across the room because they'll just land and find something to do over there that doesn't get hair all over your shirt, so that's what I usually do
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Dec 21, 2014 04:52
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Shithouse Dave posted:i work at an animal shelter and today a kitten jumped on my shoulder and rode around with me for a bit. that is another good way to hold a cat. on your shoulder. yeah having 20 needle sharp claws puncturing your shoulderflesh......mmmm..mmmmm just the way uh huh uh huh....i like it
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Dec 21, 2014 04:55
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he seems like he'd be cool to hang out with
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Dec 21, 2014 04:57
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To be fair cats are pretty funny lookin when they're all long like that. Like a long mummy.
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Dec 21, 2014 04:59
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Antivehicular posted:(He also really did wear that socks-and-sandals combo) also he have big feetz
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Dec 21, 2014 05:04
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whoflungpoop posted:he does like his sandals You know what they say about guys with big feet.... Big sandals.
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Dec 21, 2014 05:06
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I like Ghotep. Ive known him for awhile. The OP sounds completely accurate. 
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Dec 21, 2014 05:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJNSYs6bOk
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Dec 21, 2014 05:10
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A mod to me Wears socks and sandals They holds cats Like faggots Apparently
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Dec 21, 2014 05:10
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Lots of beers Wearing socks Sandals covering Dogs frolicking Lots of beers
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Dec 21, 2014 05:12
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don't you talk bad about my grandpa. He can hold a cat with the best of them!
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Dec 21, 2014 05:13
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Nation posted:but what animal are you?! thats some classified third date poo poo there buster
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Dec 21, 2014 05:17
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Dec 21, 2014 05:30
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*turns cat a few directions, looks confused* how do i uh... how do i make it, like, go?
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Dec 21, 2014 05:32
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incredible
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Dec 21, 2014 05:34
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Actually, OP, that is the correct way to hold a cat... right before dropping it into the ocean
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Dec 21, 2014 05:37
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Eonwe posted:he seems like he'd be cool to hang out with the cat is chill, can hang really well
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Dec 21, 2014 05:39
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why hasn't gnarlyhotep responded to these accusations? do you want someone who can't hold a cat modding your forums? vote gaunab for mod in 2015
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Dec 21, 2014 05:42
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Antivehicular posted:This dude was over at our place a few days ago and picked up the cat like it was an unexploded bomb. No photos, but I lovingly handcrafted an MS Paint diagram: Is he as fat as I imagine?
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Dec 21, 2014 05:43
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Demonachizer posted:Is he as fat as I imagine? stop being backwards! what the hell man?
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Dec 21, 2014 05:44
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The sheer amount that cat managed to put up with before going apeshit was a sight to behold. Quack.
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Dec 21, 2014 05:50
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The cat obviously had to poo so gnarlyhotep is kindly holding it in a position where it can just let loose on the floor, keeping those sandals and socks safe
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Dec 21, 2014 05:52
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 <---Naked cat rear end, ban OP.
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