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Help, my space vessel is hosed beyond belief. You would not believe how hosed up this machine is. Use it to go to space? Forget about it. It's so hosed up. I don't even know what I want you guys to help me with. I guess this is just a thread to vent. I can't believe that I won't be going to space, this holiday. Smh. Christmas is ruined. Ha ha. Other people are going to space, but not me. THanks for nothing, christmas jesus. And gently caress you Branson, you smug gently caress who goes to space all the time.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:21 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:03 |
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Stop loving your space vessel.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:22 |
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saw branson at the grocery store and tried to say hi but he blew me off!!!!
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:24 |
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Should've bought a Tardis.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxr10LlOp48&t=435s
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:31 |
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Did you buy one of those Soyuz rebuilds from some dinky LEO chop shop? They're literally 200 years old and none of them are actually certified. Your thermal control piping is probably all sorts of hosed but I really wouldn't bother trying to fix it. People keep buying these things and they have no idea the trouble they're getting themselves into. Get a real spaceship next time.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:31 |
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loving loser. My ride made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:35 |
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save a Chewbacca he'll owe you a life-debt, and he will fix your ship for free (he'll be your
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:40 |
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Turn it off and on?
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:42 |
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Made in China.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:46 |
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dang man - sorry to hear about your spacing troubles. I passed the hat around and we raise a few garblucks .. a few of the guys have some scamming concerns so we're gonna need a picture of your totally messed up spacecraft before sending edit: Steve just reminded me to ask you to put your username on the hull so we know its not a stock photo!!
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:47 |
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ask wesley crusher to run a diagnostic on the main deflector dish while you and your chief engineer have a nearby conversation about how you dont know how youll ever get the ship up and running again be sure to tell him politely but firmly not to interrupt whenever he tries to interject something then leave resigned to failure and wait
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:49 |
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sexy young infidel posted:dang man - sorry to hear about your spacing troubles. I passed the hat around and we raise a few garblucks .. a few of the guys have some scamming concerns so we're gonna need a picture of your totally messed up spacecraft before sending lmao if ur the kind of goof that spends garblucks... zebeebos will be the only currency once the rift confederacy takes over known space
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:49 |
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It's been a rough christmas for me as well op. I'm stuck with a piece of trash RA-11235 I'm not sure I even want to risk lift off. Still iffy about all the problems ships have been having with recalls
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:49 |
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Try replacing the thermal coupling with a pair of your dirty socks. Yep, the ol' themal coupling socks trick.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 18:55 |
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try retrograding your space carburetors or else your rocket power is gonna be firing all over the place every time you pass the rings of juniper itll be completely hosed
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:00 |
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Don't even get me started on the Dodge Challenger Stratos
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:02 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:saw branson at the grocery store and tried to say hi but he blew me off!!!! I have had this exact same experience, but with another person. Christmas is dying, and grocery store etiquette is the first thing that goes...
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:03 |
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http://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/Tutorials
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:03 |
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Of course, that fucker Greg thinks he's hot poo poo now, and won't shut up, because his idiot space ship is working for Christmas, and his wife doesn't think its dumb. Well guess what, Greg is a retard and I'm going suggest that we to vote him out of the club at some point, when I get the power point presentation done. gently caress you greg, and your dumb space hip.* Yes, greg also has a space hip, he says. But it's just a dumb aluminum hip he got because he fell in the shower, because he's super old. Fuckking bitch Greg, I hope you die in spaec..
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:07 |
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sexy young infidel posted:dang man - sorry to hear about your spacing troubles. I passed the hat around and we raise a few garblucks .. a few of the guys have some scamming concerns so we're gonna need a picture of your totally messed up spacecraft before sending TEll steve to go to hell, if he doesnt believe me!!!
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:08 |
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Paging Chief O'Brien to this thread. Here is the moment you have been waiting for.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:09 |
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saw greg raw dogging the fuel valve on his space ship not too long ago. he was saying "oh yeah space.... space is a hell of a woman heh heh" sorry if this is a shock to u op
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:10 |
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Space is pretty amazing but there is still plenty of stuff you can do on the ground too. Chin up, OP.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:18 |
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BigwigML posted:Space is pretty amazing but there is still plenty of stuff you can do on the ground too. Chin up, OP. after cyberwar III there is nothing for us on the ground except genetically modified hogs and nanobot goo
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:20 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:saw branson at the grocery store and tried to say hi but he blew me off!!!! pretty hot stuff did you come on his face or just on the ground
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:20 |
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You know you can get a ten year lease on a GD 301 hull WITH any loving drive you want for less than most people pay for a good used ship, right? Seriously, you can get a decent planet hopper with a rebuilt 4 gigaphoton Honda thruster or even a drat fission reactor (as long as you don't mind boosting to orbit on solids) for about 9k creds/year. Compare that to 140k for a used Dodge Mk XIV that I wouldn't trust to get me to Europa and back.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:22 |
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look out for space miscreants. miscreant planet has been acting up lately
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:25 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:look out for space miscreants. miscreant planet has been acting up lately this is racist and bigoted talk dont listen to this guy op, miscreants just have a different culture than us it isnt okay to otherize them like this
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:34 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:after cyberwar III there is nothing for us on the ground except genetically modified hogs and nanobot goo Sometimes I forget that not everyone has had their consciousness subsumed into the technomind. So yeah, if you still have a fleshy meatbody you're hosed. Sorry OP.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:34 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:saw greg raw dogging the fuel valve on his space ship not too long ago. he was saying "oh yeah space.... space is a hell of a woman heh heh" sorry if this is a shock to u op Greg is a real fucker idiot.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:36 |
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You really can't run a minimalist space program. I know lifting stuff into orbit is expensive, but needing that stuff and not having it with you is even more expensive. You should splurge on your next spaceship. Get all the features you can, because you never know when they'll come in handy. Power windows? Real useful if you catch on fire and need to vent the cabin in a hurry. Warp drive? You'll probably need to leave the solar system once in a while, and it's usually cheaper to take your own ship than to book passage on a transport after you consider checked baggage fees, TSA fees, spaceport food, etc. Teleporters? Even if you believe dematerialization causes physical death, you can still use it for nonliving things or your relatives, right? Tractor beam? You never know when you need to tow a U-Haul, or maybe you'll decide to get a pop-up camper in a few years. Hyperlight radio? I got one a few years ago, and now I don't know how I put up with the lag from Earth. Don't get an extended warranty, though. Those are always a ripoff.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 19:37 |
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i'm a space pirate. you're all going to get raped to death in zero gravity
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 20:24 |
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try cryosleep and pray you either never wake up or you are revived by a mining crew ~100k years in the future
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 20:34 |
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i think you can go to the reapirshop
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 20:34 |
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hosed when he should of cucked, this nigga
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 21:06 |
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lol if you don't have a super-intelligent Mind running your ship, of course it's hosed.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 21:23 |
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Put in a new beer holder. Works every time.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 21:48 |
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Minimalist Program posted:Help, my space vessel is hosed beyond belief. You would not believe how hosed up this machine is. Use it to go to space? Forget about it. It's so hosed up. Star Citizen patch isn't working for you, either?
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 21:54 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:03 |
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remember when i started that thread called "My ship can't make the jump to warp." Ah you know what that was a good thread and I'm proud to say it went gold edit yeah here it was http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2375241 dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Dec 21, 2014 |
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