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Three Olives posted:If you don't prefer dogs there is seriously something wrong with you, you probably have attachment issues with people. maybe i dont require my pets to be a stand-in for a person??
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cats are better because they actually have personality of their own rather than a biologically imposed subservience. like i guess dogs are useful to prepare people to have children, but cats are better as companions (the word "pets" should be considered a racial slur)
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Dec 21, 2014 22:42
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I maintain nonetheless that dog-cat dualism can be overcome. With sufficient enlightenment we can give substance to any distinction: cats without claws, newfies without drool, pets without hair. Remember, enlightenment is a function of willpower, not of physical strength.
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Dec 21, 2014 22:43
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:vote disqualified pssh, dog lovers voting for cats here
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Dec 21, 2014 22:43
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i am literally a cat named ricky so
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Dec 21, 2014 22:43
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cats require respect, and they have an ego. i respect that. you cant force a cat to do anything. dogs are slaves. if you prefer the dog mentality, you prefer the slave mentality
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Dec 21, 2014 22:44
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only a dog lover wouldn't be able to afford plat go back to eating cat poo poo
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Dec 21, 2014 22:49
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Neither op animals are for eating
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Dec 21, 2014 22:52
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TEAYCHES posted:cats require respect, and they have an ego. i respect that. you cant force a cat to do anything. dogs are slaves. if you prefer the dog mentality, you prefer the slave mentality only reason i own a dog is because its illegal to own slaves now thanks to obamas socialist regime
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Dec 21, 2014 22:52
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dogs have no self-respect and i dont respect any creature which debases itself
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Dec 21, 2014 22:54
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TEAYCHES posted:dogs have no self-respect and i dont respect any creature which debases itself cats are scared of dogs, really makes u think in b4 someone links some stupid video of a cat intimidating a dog, someones filmed that b/c it's so unusual dumbass
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Dec 21, 2014 22:58
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Cats are plants with legs. If you think anything else about "Mr mittens" you are a loving idiot. A dog is a companion .
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Dec 21, 2014 22:58
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spud posted:Cats are plants with legs. If you think anything else about "Mr mittens" you are a loving idiot. A dog is a companion . w/ a cat you accept their flaws and live with them anyway. dogs just seek to please. a dog is not that much different from having a slave that just shits everywhere
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Dec 21, 2014 23:07
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that is a very simplistic analysis of the dog psyche. also vote is currently 98.9% dogs, 1% goku, .1% cats
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Dec 21, 2014 23:08
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Cats own. Dogs can be cool sometimes but generally they're just annoying.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:09
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how can something be a companion unless it considers itself equal to you
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Dec 21, 2014 23:10
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TEAYCHES posted:w/ a cat you accept their flaws and live with them anyway. dogs just seek to please. a dog is not that much different from having a slave that just shits everywhere dont remember the scene in roots where Kunta Kinte is tricked into preforming oral sex via peanut butter dogs 1 african american victims of the trans atlantic slave trade 0
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Dec 21, 2014 23:10
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spud posted:Cats are plants with legs. If you think anything else about "Mr mittens" you are a loving idiot. A dog is a companion . plants don't climb on my shoulders, or purr, or chase laser lights. neither do dogs unsurprisingly enough
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Dec 21, 2014 23:15
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ive met cats and dogs that are smarter than trevor and cory
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Dec 21, 2014 23:17
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Cats are cool if they like to be handled, if they don't they turn out to be decorations you have to feed and clean up after. Dogs tend to always be cool bros since its bred into them right? I dunno if that's true but most dogs I've met have been cool bros.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:22
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cats are perfect lil posting buddies since they feed on negative emotions and can get most of the exercise they need running around your posting station
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Dec 21, 2014 23:36
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Cats are a tube based animal like a snake or ferret but theyre soft and furry like a dog so with a cat you get the whole mammal experience in one animal.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:44
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as a feminist i support cats, as they are stronk independent animals who don't need no human dogs on the other hand need to stand up against the mantriatchy
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Dec 21, 2014 23:44
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i have a dog, and thus a friend in Washington, OP.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:45
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dogs are like your retarded buddy who can't use the bathroom without help and thinks cat turds are delicious but is also willing to kill for you no questions asked
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Dec 21, 2014 23:46
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Dogs are better. Cats lovers are just to lazy to move from their cat pee misted tiger print fleece blanket to care for a real animal.
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Dec 21, 2014 23:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Opm9b2WDk
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Dec 21, 2014 23:53
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Cats but specifically those half wild ones that are like 30lbs with 10 ft verticals
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Dec 21, 2014 23:59
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:someone buy me plat so i can make this a poll I bought it for you. PM me for…oh wait…But seriously I did. MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOWTAX.
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Dec 22, 2014 00:05
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cats are retarded autists who poo poo in a box and knock things over because they both simultaneously don't understand causality and are actively malevolent human being beasts. dogs are heroes
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Dec 22, 2014 00:12
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Remember, if somebody is too brain damaged to know their own name or acknowledge the presence of others they're "aloof"
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Dec 22, 2014 00:17
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Ruddha posted:cats are retarded autists who poo poo in a box and knock things over because they both simultaneously don't understand causality and are actively malevolent human being beasts. dogs are heroes 
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Dec 22, 2014 00:17
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Me, Hemingway, and Mark Twain vote cats.
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Dec 22, 2014 00:25
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kill all humans, let cats and dogs sort it out for themselves
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Dec 22, 2014 00:31
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If cats were so awesome then police would use them instead of the monster that will rip the throat out of anything threatening their handler That same monster will also unconditionally love, poo poo outside, bring you poo poo that is actually useful, etc. dogs are ride or die as gently caress and thats why dmx is always barking if you like cats your home probably smells like poo poo sorry it's just a fact
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Dec 22, 2014 00:33
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OP, I did this special for you.
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Dec 22, 2014 00:33
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Ok that cat gets a pass in my book.
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Dec 22, 2014 00:34
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there's a reason we sent a dog into space instead of a cat and it wasn't just to own the dog it was a glorious endevor and poo poo
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Dec 22, 2014 00:35
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I.C. posted:OP, I did this special for you. if you're lying about getting the op plat then on wednesdya i will give you a redtext av outing you as a 'BIG GAY LIAR!!!!!!!!!'
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jalopybrown posted:if you're lying about getting the op plat then on wednesdya i will give you a redtext av outing you as a 'BIG GAY LIAR!!!!!!!!!' holy poo poo....
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