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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
that isn't painful to sit on.

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Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
a king who built a new throne wouldnt have any legimiticacy.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
:rolleyes: yeah because youd be taken seriously in another chair when someone is sitting in the freaking metal as hell Iron Throne thats made of swords

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i see throne and i think toilet is there a game of tiolets

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


In a magical land with no tetanus shots, you'd think rusty rear end swords would be a bad place for your sovereign to sit

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pierat posted:

a king who built a new throne wouldnt have any legimiticacy.

but obviously someone built the throne...it was new at some point

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

VectorSigma posted:

i see throne and i think toilet is there a game of tiolets

the toilets are fields

DaenerysShitting.txt

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP

Harald posted:

but obviously someone built the throne...it was new at some point

ya the guy who just conquered the dang continent... you get to build a new one when you do that but no one wants to have to do it again...

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
The point of the throne is it's not s'posed to be comfy no king should ever sit easy.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
i beleive it was forged with dragonfire as well, try finding that somewhere HA

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

VectorSigma posted:

i see throne and i think toilet is there a game of tiolets

yeah, in book 5

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
hm yes I think I'll have velvet cushions and *gets stabbed for being a massive bitch*

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
Nobody expects the spanish interior decorators.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

um it's not a game anymore if you don't take a throne away each round, OP. it's just sitting.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol at any loving actual adult that can take seriously a series of books/televisions that has a literal throne of swords in it

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
It doesn't seem to be a big deal, joffrey never pricked his finger or anything like that

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Dely Apple posted:

In a magical land with no tetanus shots, you'd think rusty rear end swords would be a bad place for your sovereign to sit

big badasses never die from incidental infections

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
A Song Of Rape And Shitwater

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Borrowed Ladder posted:

It doesn't seem to be a big deal, joffrey never pricked his finger or anything like that

in the book he slams his fist down on the armrest and cuts his hand up pretty good

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

nomadologique posted:

lol at any loving actual adult that can take seriously a series of books/televisions that has a literal throne of swords in it

Some people just wanna watch legolas do a skateboard slide down a wooly mammoth's trunk and then he says a cuss, cause he's a grownup

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tsinava posted:

A Song Of Rape And Shitwater

but enough about india

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Well you'd probably want to add a butt donut or something.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


its even dumber in the books

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
its a fun show to watch and pretty good if u ask me

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its a fun show to watch and pretty good if u ask me

agreed, but why not build a new throne if the old one sucks

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


they ran out of swords

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i think what you are really asking, OP, why not adopt democracy?

h_double
Jul 27, 2001

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

um it's not a game anymore if you don't take a throne away each round, OP. it's just sitting.

Take one down, pass it around, 98 Games of Thrones beyond the Wall.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

what if the iron throne was made of dicks and there was a dick that went right up your rear end when you sat on the throne, that seems like that would have solved things pretty well since only Renly would want to be king

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Harald posted:

agreed, but why not build a new throne if the old one sucks

Because then you wouldn't have this awesome and quality GBS thread to your name

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

VectorSigma posted:

i see throne and i think toilet is there a game of tiolets

You just gave me an idea for a gameshow like Let's Make a Deal where you take a contestant and make them pick one of three stall doors after giving them an exlax cocktail and a six-pack of beer!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
They should just get a plastic lawn throne.

naem
May 29, 2011

how me a frog posted:

Nobody expects the spanish interior decorators.

Um dorn?? Hello?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


In this thread why didn't you just post "I'm gay"

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



that guy getting his skull crushed was definitely the highlight of my 2014

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The crazy platinum blonde family is metal as gently caress and the current kings have only barely scraped by pretending to be somewhat as metal. at least metal enough to sit on the loving THRONE OF GOD DAMNED SWORDS. mystery solved

this is basically as pointless as asking why putin won't put on a loving shirt. like yeah he COULD but it would be counterproductive.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

jalopybrown posted:

the toilets are fields

DaenerysShitting.txt

the more she drank the more she shat

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fog Tripper posted:

the more she drank the more she shat

Nope.

Dont wanna know.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Fog Tripper posted:

the more she drank the more she shat

The more she shat the more she drank!

Why can't we be more like that tween-age skank!?

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Pierat posted:

you get to build a new one when you do that but no one wants to have to do it again...

I think you underestimate how much folks want to do just that

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