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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
because

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
How long will it take to capture Baghdad? 2 days
Will Saddam be killed? Yes
Total Iraqi civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iraq: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iraqi army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Saddam launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Saddam sacrifice Baghdad (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iran do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Saddam burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iraq? ~15 years
Will the Iraq war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a cruise missile fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a smart bomb and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the US doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the baghdad bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the US military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

to bring freedom to the iraqi people

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
The question rarely asked: What would Iraq be like if America did not invade?

The answer may surprise you. It'd be Syria, except worse. Iran wants Iraq for a pathway to the sea. This cannot be allowed at any cost. We invaded Iraq to prevent Iran from acquiring a pathway to the Med.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

And supposed to have been destroyed but werent, hence the inspecter drama. Yet we found 5000 various sized warheads and missilies capable of carrying them some of which were found and used by insurgents on us as ieds. Which we kept hush hush at the time. But its a new age y'all should be better informed

edit: Also, "disused" lol everything is "disused" by that definition until it is exploded at people.

it's very life-affirming to be reminded that belligerent racists are misinformed and stupid

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
one of these days ill have to try and actually say something racist. you people will be at a loss at what to call me then. pedo i suppose

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

My Imaginary GF posted:

The question rarely asked: What would Iraq be like if America did not invade?

The answer may surprise you. It'd be Syria, except worse. Iran wants Iraq for a pathway to the sea. This cannot be allowed at any cost. We invaded Iraq to prevent Iran from acquiring a pathway to the Med.

cool story. where exactly does iraq meet up with the med?

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

one of these days ill have to try and actually say something racist. you people will be at a loss at what to call me then. pedo i suppose

we'll always have "rear end in a top hat idiot"

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
wait. your hypothetical solution to people calling you racist is to say something racist, because then we won't be able to call you that. incredible

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

RaySmuckles posted:

cool story. where exactly does iraq meet up with the med?

ISIS.

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Tezzor posted:

wait. your hypothetical solution to people calling you racist is to say something racist, because then we won't be able to call you that. incredible

wtf are you even talking about Tezzor

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

wait, so let me get this straight. America doesn't invade and the region still destabilizes into exactly the same factious groups as right now? what about saddam and his incredibly stable reign and massive military? you know they fought against iran, a real country with a real military, for like a decade and neither side won. yet, somehow ISIS still forms, invades iraq, and doesn't a) get squashed by a perfect coalition still eager to combat terrorism b) get gassed into oblivion by saddam c) run into the same sectarian forces that rushed to iraq to protect if from us?

that's some scary poo poo.

RaySmuckles fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Dec 22, 2014

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
We invaded iraq so ISIS could eventually post gross youtubes.

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
a cool thing that came out of the torture report is that we have specific and documented evidence that the war in iraq was predicated at least partially on faulty evidence obtained by torture

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
We have to act now or the smoking gun will be a mushroom clouhahahahaha

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
we got signal

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Tezzor posted:

a cool thing that came out of the torture report is that we have specific and documented evidence that the war in iraq was predicated at least partially on faulty evidence obtained by torture

what people missed too is that it wasn't just faulty evidence, they coerced the subjects into admitting the evidence that framed Iraq.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Do we even get any oil from Iraq now or does it all go to China?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tezzor posted:

a cool thing that came out of the torture report is that we have specific and documented evidence that the war in iraq was predicated at least partially on faulty evidence obtained by torture

Yes, Ahmed Chalabi was a tortured man full of lies and broken dreams

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i cant hate on the kind of hustle that chalabi demonstrated

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
we must act now or the smoking gun will be a mushroomhead concert

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

paranoid randroid posted:

i cant hate on the kind of hustle that chalabi demonstrated

His entire life has been spent hustling the us government in one way or another..which amounts mostly to whispering "Kurds.." In various white house staffers ears until they give him money

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
You want another yogurt chalabi, goddamn get it yourself the breakroom fridge is full of them

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

a posting ghost posted:

Yes, Ahmed Chalabi was a tortured man full of lies and broken dreams

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Got dat wmd

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
who said something about oil? bitch, you cooking?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ahmed chalabi kramers into the room and starts rooting through the presidents DVD collection

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Grody posted:

halliburton. CLOSE THREAD

Really the only reason the war happened was Dick going around showing evidence of chemical weapons that everyone involved knew were bullshit, unreliable or even made up reports.

Though it pretty much was "America's Iraq War II, brought to you by Halliburton." I've heard the fuckers were into so many aspects they were charging $4 for a plastic fork to the US.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Halliburton is now based out of Dubai lol.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Because it was legal for us to do so.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
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Blazing Ownager posted:

Really the only reason the war happened was Dick going around showing evidence of chemical weapons that everyone involved knew were bullshit, unreliable or even made up reports.

Though it pretty much was "America's Iraq War II, brought to you by Halliburton." I've heard the fuckers were into so many aspects they were charging $4 for a plastic fork to the US.

Kellogg Brown & Root should be burned to the ground and their top tier executives shot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KBR_%28company%29#Political_connections_and_corruption

Kempo Yellow Belt fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Dec 22, 2014

Slugs
Mar 11, 2014

Whiskey Sours posted:

America invaded Iraq so that Iran wouldn't have to. George W Bush is a puppet of the Ayatollah.

Did not know that part, got a source?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Mnoba posted:

Because it was legal for us to do so.

"Is that legal?"

"I will make it legal."

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

I was wondering whether I could pass off a mistruth. Many people believed me!

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

me either

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

redshirt posted:

"Is that legal?"

"I will make it legal."

Its not illegal when the President orders it

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Unhinged Vulcan posted:

Kellogg Brown & Root should be burned to the ground and their top tier executives shot.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KBR_%28company%29#Political_connections_and_corruption

thank you for reminding me of the hadouken shower debacle, didn't know they were subsequently awarded a $35 million contract for electrical work under obama. lmao.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
anyone know how I can get in on some of this sweet MIC action?

like yeah give me a couple mil and I'll totally tell you how bad our buff and awesome soldiers are going to beat the brown guys

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
you gotta admit, the Kurds are coming out of this whole thing looking pretty good

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