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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
This dude was over at my place a few days ago and picked up my dick like it was an unexploded cum bomb. He just grabbed it and jiggled it around for about 15 minutes. No homegrown, but I lovingly handcrafted an MS Paint diagram:



(He also really did wear that no-pants-and-shirt combo)

Seriously, man, what gives?

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Sintax posted:

This dude was over at my place a few days ago and picked up my dick like it was an unexploded cum bomb. He just grabbed it and jiggled it around for about 15 minutes. No homegrown, but I lovingly handcrafted an MS Paint diagram:



(He also really did wear that no-pants-and-shirt combo)

Seriously, man, what gives?

Well I came

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
a strange humble brag, this one

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
he has not had practice bc his mom did not teach him unlike yours

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i disagree he knows exactly how to hold my dick. with his rear end.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Wait a second...what the gently caress? Inspector_666 changed his avatar??????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07So_lJQyqw

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Gay op hangs out with gay mod

no one cares

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
your problem is you got a guy, guys only know how to hold their own dick, you get a girl and she knows how to hold a dick

hth

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

inspector 666 i challenge you 2 post in this thread quote this if you are down

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

You should've labeled it! Took me a while to figure out who was who.
That's a twisty pecker...

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
im the one with the huge dick

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
He's a new yourk Yankees fan soooo........

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
hosed up if true

an sa mod not qualified in dick

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sintax posted:

im the one with the huge dick

what's it like giving yourself a 69

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Ha ha ha true trueeee ha so how would you hold a dick I mean if you had to and had to use details

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



dads a mall cop posted:

Ha ha ha true trueeee ha so how would you hold a dick I mean if you had to and had to use details
for starters, don't bend it more than like, 3 degrees

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
Tie that poo poo in a sailor's knot.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I refuse to believe this inspector person even exists.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

quote:

your problem is you got a guy, guys only know how to hold their own dick, you get a girl and she knows how to hold a dick

^^Truth.

I know how to. Ralp taught me.. and he taught me well too. ყლე

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Sweet Tea posted:

inspector 666 i challenge you 2 post in this thread quote this if you are down

Better late than never, right?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Well now heh this is embarassing I dont usually talk about my former lovers online and make parody threads ha well Inspector hope you are doing ok

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Sintax posted:

Well now heh this is embarassing I dont usually talk about my former lovers online and make parody threads ha well Inspector hope you are doing ok

I've been reading up on dick handling, I don't want to embarrass myself again.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
is this the thread were inspector_666 gets owned hard every day?

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Inspector_666 posted:

I've been reading up on dick handling, I don't want to embarrass myself again.

So...about your lemongrab avatar...when's it coming back...?

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Inspector_666 posted:

I've been reading up on dick handling, I don't want to embarrass myself again.
good on you because right now your dick handling skill look like a dish rag

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