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They're all like 'o't oo ay there, mate and bluh bluh ooo ay, ya oval office. Can people actually understand them? Do they understand each other? Are they just an island of retards grunting at each other and assaulting each other before slipping into a piss stained stupor 24 hours a day seven days a week? I saw some of that show Dowton abbey and it looks like they used to be okay but something terrible must have happened to them. Did all the good ones just go to America and now Britain's a nation of what amounts to the scum that sticks in the bathtub drain after the water goes out? Serious replies only please. I want to understand Britain.
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I think they are inbred because they live on an island for hundreds of years
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:12 |
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they are extremely retard
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:13 |
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Inevitable posted:They're all like 'o't oo ay there, mate and bluh bluh ooo ay, ya oval office. Are you sure you're not talking about Australia?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:14 |
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Beat up by the Norse. Beat up by the Romans. Beat up by the French. Beat up by the Americans. Beat up by the Germans (x2).
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:15 |
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:Are you sure you're not talking about Australia? Honestly, pretty much the same thing, but with crocodiles.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:15 |
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pretty much
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:15 |
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the industrial revolution hosed them up real bad op
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:15 |
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people from the U.K. are really really loving stupid. I know they would lead you to believe otherwise, which is why their particular brand of idiocy is so amusing in the first place.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:15 |
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there was a guy at work i thought was a bit simple but it turns out hes just a brummie
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:16 |
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my girlfriend who i have sex with watches some british crime bullshit on tv all the time and the way they say "body" is the most adorable thing. boodi
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:17 |
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Overwined posted:Beat up by the Norse. Oh here's one I forgot: Beat up by a 95 pound pacifist.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:20 |
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shake that boodi
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:20 |
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They even hosed up their own language. The English that much of America speaks is actually closer to pre-Revolution English than the English that they speak in ENGLAND.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:22 |
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Overwined posted:Beat up by the Norse. i think they also beat the french at some point?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:24 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:i think they also beat the french at some point? Yeah they took over a good, like, half of France it was pretty hilarious.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:27 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:i think they also beat the french at some point? They did. But it's like when you watch the two Down's syndrome kids in your school beating on each other in the school yard.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:27 |
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they spell words like color wrong and I bet tht got expensive over the years of idiots copying texts by hand
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:28 |
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Some of them are OP, but at a percentile that is equal to those of other countries.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:29 |
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I'm British, I can confirm that we are in fact all retarded.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:34 |
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im american and i can also confirm yes they are
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:35 |
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they have a retarded culture that they spread with their retarded imperalism
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:36 |
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Oi, them brits are bloody boffos!
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:37 |
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They invented the language and now they are going to destroy it
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:37 |
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I'm enjoying everyone's attempts at writing our dialect ITT though. VVV I wish I actually spoke like that Tytan fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Dec 22, 2014 |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:48 |
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I say old chap
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:49 |
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BEHOLD A TYPICAL BRITISH
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:49 |
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Idk but Americans constantly mutter 'excuse me' when they pass within 10 feet of you. They probably think they're being polite but they sound more like rain man.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:50 |
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Pissflaps posted:Idk but Americans constantly mutter 'excuse me' when they pass within 10 feet of you. They probably think they're being polite but they sound more like rain man. better than taking a dive do you guys just stab each other with knife crime or something
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:51 |
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It's less harmful than shooting classrooms full of children every year.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:53 |
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Fuckers probably mumbling excuse me under their breaths as they empty their automatic weapons into infants.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:54 |
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I ask "how you doing" before I shoot you with my guns because I don't actually care
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:55 |
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Do you tip the victims afterwards too?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:57 |
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You people also love wearing uniforms and issuing petty orders and worshipping flags
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:57 |
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no because they are not members of a very specific service sector
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:58 |
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You do have some nice supermarkets though.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:58 |
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ooh ay bumfuck biddle bum dya catcha doctor who? Idda been fish and chips and all dah bloody fart whilst oval office punting chav inna teef and apples and pears.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:58 |
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Pissflaps posted:You people also love wearing uniforms and issuing petty orders and worshipping flags we get it from you dad
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 03:58 |
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Alan Smithee posted:we get it from you dad Not really. There's a particular kind of american who likes shouting things like 'wait in line' to a bunch of people who are already....waiting in line.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 04:01 |
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Ok me sausage, m8! On me mobile down the knicker, too right Cobba!
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