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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
They're all like 'o't oo ay there, mate and bluh bluh ooo ay, ya oval office. Can people actually understand them? Do they understand each other? Are they just an island of retards grunting at each other and assaulting each other before slipping into a piss stained stupor 24 hours a day seven days a week?


I saw some of that show Dowton abbey and it looks like they used to be okay but something terrible must have happened to them. Did all the good ones just go to America and now Britain's a nation of what amounts to the scum that sticks in the bathtub drain after the water goes out?

Serious replies only please. I want to understand Britain.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I think they are inbred because they live on an island for hundreds of years

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
they are extremely retard

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Inevitable posted:

They're all like 'o't oo ay there, mate and bluh bluh ooo ay, ya oval office.

Are you sure you're not talking about Australia?

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
Beat up by the Norse.
Beat up by the Romans.
Beat up by the French.
Beat up by the Americans.
Beat up by the Germans (x2).

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

Are you sure you're not talking about Australia?

Honestly, pretty much the same thing, but with crocodiles.

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery
pretty much

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


the industrial revolution hosed them up real bad op

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
people from the U.K. are really really loving stupid. I know they would lead you to believe otherwise, which is why their particular brand of idiocy is so amusing in the first place.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
there was a guy at work i thought was a bit simple but it turns out hes just a brummie

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!
my girlfriend who i have sex with watches some british crime bullshit on tv all the time and the way they say "body" is the most adorable thing. boodi

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Overwined posted:

Beat up by the Norse.
Beat up by the Romans.
Beat up by the French.
Beat up by the Americans.
Beat up by the Germans (x2).

Oh here's one I forgot:

Beat up by a 95 pound pacifist.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
shake that boodi

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
They even hosed up their own language. The English that much of America speaks is actually closer to pre-Revolution English than the English that they speak in ENGLAND.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Overwined posted:

Beat up by the Norse.
Beat up by the Romans.
Beat up by the French.
Beat up by the Americans.
Beat up by the Germans (x2).

i think they also beat the french at some point?

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy

Parallax Scroll posted:

i think they also beat the french at some point?

Yeah they took over a good, like, half of France it was pretty hilarious.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Parallax Scroll posted:

i think they also beat the french at some point?

They did. But it's like when you watch the two Down's syndrome kids in your school beating on each other in the school yard.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
they spell words like color wrong and I bet tht got expensive over the years of idiots copying texts by hand

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Some of them are OP, but at a percentile that is equal to those of other countries.

Tytan
Sep 17, 2011

u wot m8?
I'm British, I can confirm that we are in fact all retarded.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im american and i can also confirm yes they are

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
they have a retarded culture that they spread with their retarded imperalism

Quellar
Dec 21, 2007
quit staring at me
Oi, them brits are bloody boffos!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
They invented the language and now they are going to destroy it

Tytan
Sep 17, 2011

u wot m8?
I'm enjoying everyone's attempts at writing our dialect ITT though.

VVV I wish I actually spoke like that

Tytan fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Dec 22, 2014

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I say old chap

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
BEHOLD A TYPICAL BRITISH

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Idk but Americans constantly mutter 'excuse me' when they pass within 10 feet of you. They probably think they're being polite but they sound more like rain man.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pissflaps posted:

Idk but Americans constantly mutter 'excuse me' when they pass within 10 feet of you. They probably think they're being polite but they sound more like rain man.

better than taking a dive

do you guys just stab each other with knife crime or something

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
It's less harmful than shooting classrooms full of children every year.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Fuckers probably mumbling excuse me under their breaths as they empty their automatic weapons into infants.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I ask "how you doing" before I shoot you with my guns because I don't actually care

Tytan
Sep 17, 2011

u wot m8?
Do you tip the victims afterwards too?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
You people also love wearing uniforms and issuing petty orders and worshipping flags

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
no because they are not members of a very specific service sector

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
You do have some nice supermarkets though.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
ooh ay bumfuck biddle bum dya catcha doctor who? Idda been fish and chips and all dah bloody fart whilst oval office punting chav inna teef and apples and pears.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pissflaps posted:

You people also love wearing uniforms and issuing petty orders and worshipping flags

we get it from you dad

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Alan Smithee posted:

we get it from you dad

Not really. There's a particular kind of american who likes shouting things like 'wait in line' to a bunch of people who are already....waiting in line.

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BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Ok me sausage, m8! On me mobile down the knicker, too right Cobba!

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