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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


So like, just post the skits and who the host was and poo poo. Maybe make the next post the opening, then the next post the first sketech, then second, etcetera.

drat TIVO ran out of gigabites.

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coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax
Apparently they did a Serial spoof which was really well done but I've never listenned to it nor do I care to at all so it didn't really resonate with me at all.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
jimmy kimmel was guest host and he jizzed on tina fey's tits

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Please start with the opening sketch you two.

naem
May 29, 2011

Amy Adams is my snuggley fuq bunny

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
first sketch was jimy kimmel wearing a fox tail butt plug, i thin k it was a reference to the "gas tattack" in chicago furry convention because he started farting and his tail fell out at deenny's.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


naem posted:

Amy Adams is my snuggley fuq bunny

Was she plugging Man of Steal?

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
People made unfunny jokes. Then bloggers blogged about it. People then shared those blogs on Facebook and elsewhere.

Repeat every week.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Echo Chamber posted:

People made unfunny jokes. Then bloggers blogged about it. People then shared those blogs on Facebook and elsewhere.

Repeat every week.

loL this username/post combo, amazing!

naem
May 29, 2011

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Was she plugging Man of Steal?

I hope so and would like to watch if you know what I mean (sex)

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The host was some woman I didn't know or recognize. The musical guests made me want to slaughter all teenage girls.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Michael Myers came back and murdered everyone

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
nex stsketch was jimmy and some black man i didn't recognizse (whats the difference anyway lets call him tim meadows) literally dgigingg up the putrefied corpse of chris farley and smelling it and then puking on themselves and on the corpse and then making eye contact with the camera and then there is a long long shot where they stare and you can see in their eyes theyre not sure how their lives cam eto this and they grimace and it cuts

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
nothing interesting or culturally (or even pop culturally) relevant happened, and it should have been cancelled 34 years ago

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
nex sketch was a parody of hot shots, already a parody of blazing saddles, and jimmy kimmel played leading man charlie sheen post cocaine binge, then the world of hot shots combined with two and a half men and another cast member i don't know because i haven't watche din a long time (let's call him will ferrell for reference) played ashton kutcher and then that guy who plays the midget in game of thrones made a guest apperance to play the kid in two and a half men/saddam hussein in hot shots

a pretty cerebral piece that i didn't really fully understand

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
let's see i thin kthe next one i could be confusing this with the blackface key and peele parody (i don't know why they ddidn't just use tim meadows for this one but shrug who am i to question lorne) anyway in the next one kjimmy kimmel plays th de dad frmo arrested development in hit new amazon prime series transparent and he/she is on a date with a dude from the old folks' home who doesn't know he /she is a he/she and the old due is dpaleyd by alec baldwin (i guess he's a cast emmber now that he's done 30 rock they probably just figured he's been on so many tiems they may as well hire him and get some "new blood" in??) anyway alec baldwin has this huge floppy purple strap on dildo overtop of his real cock and he just fucks jimmy kimmel in the rear end for the whole sketch

thi s was probably my elast favorite of teh night

naem
May 29, 2011

Cessilly strong does a sexy dance and everyone tries really hard to Keep up and can't and a bunch of past cast member show up and make a bunch of gay references as if it is 1982 and that is shocking in any way

naem
May 29, 2011

also they keep making GHISTBUSSSTER references fr some reason

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
tom waits came on and just rambled incoherently for like five or six minutes and his band played paddycake in the background and kind of looked at each othe rlike "oh boy here we go awagain" like they DEFINITELY have dealt with this before and then right at the end tom walked up to the camera like RIGHT UP to the camera grabbed it and looked into its "eyes" like really intensely and plugged some aS SEEN ON TV product he said he's backer and it's really really changed his life, i think it was a kitche n product of omse kind

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
I did not watch it and have never watched it.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Asian doll commercial with chef hat and dog reference funny

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
during the next sketch after the commercial break it started as one of those cartoons that they used to do, haven't seen one of those in a while, but it was CGI and it seeme dlike it was going to be parody of frozen but then it cut out suddenly, lik eit was interrupted, there was a weird signal change and then david lynch floated into view giving a psychic lecture about TM which i'm pretty sure he was beaming directly in myto brain but i can't be entirely sure, i remember just the beginning of this in a blue haze and some kind of unearthly sky and then i have the feeling i lost several minutes of my life but by the time i was conscious again the sketch was ending, the SCGI and when i asked the person watching with me she said she didn't knwo wha ti meant so i just didn't mentioni t again

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
There was an opening sketch where they make fun of current events, followed by a poo poo monologue from an actor who should have retired in 2005, then a couple decent but forgettable sketches, a musical performance from a one-hit wonder, Weekend Update, some lovely "how did this get on TV" segments, another musical thing, and everyone standing around proud of themselves while the credits roll and Bill Murray hangs his head in shame

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
then stephsn colbert was on for the weekend update (because his show just ended_) and it was alright i guess, they did the WORD, mostly poltical jokes here about obama/mexico/cuba stuff, joking about hilary clinton as president in 02016 and her fashion designers, this was pretty unmemorable

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I'm bitter cause I got all excited for an episode a couple years ago with an actress I really like and the whole show was loving abysmal, haven't watched since.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
anne hathaway literally cried for 5 minutes, it was a really tight closeup of her face and i think they icnreased the film quality here to like ultra 60fps HD or something because holy' moly you could see her pores opening and closing with hre breathing

she wasn't crying at anything or anything, she was wearing a nice unassuming vera wang dress, pretty natural makeup, either no mascara or something relaly laid back and reliable cuz it wasn't runing at all, she just crying quietly and at one point it got pretty intense and then subsided again, there was something relaly oceanic about this, really "primitive" or like going back to infancy

amazing

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
they had a guy come out in a suit and i guess he was supposed to be a congress guy or whatever but it didnt matter cause his impression was basically squinting and pouting, so whatever. anyway so congress guy started to just state things that happen and then pause like the audience was supposed to laugh, but they didnt cause it wasnt jokes, it was like just reading the headlines off of huffpost. the guy kept making these "jokes" and after the 4th time it cut to audience members looking bored and confused. at this point youd think it was one of those meta sketches where a cast member was in the audience and making jokes with the actor on stage, but it wasnt. it was just this guy uncomfortably reading the news and shots of uninterested audience members.

it was probably the best sketch of the night.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Topical humor in the format of a 1970's sketch comedy show

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
at this point i switceh daway from snl for a bit an dstarted watching osme vintage peter north gay porn, late 70s early 80s, really hot stuff

peter was playing a student and the other guy was the teacher and he was trying to get a better grade so he was asking his teacher oh waht can i do to improv emy grade, i guess little peter heh hadn't studied hard enough but boy he wanted that grade, well you can guess the rest

there was a really good part where the shot kinda helicoptered down from a side shot of the teacher loving peter in the rear end from behind, a flying zoom down behind them so you could see th balls slapping against the other balls, i was pretty impressed with this inspired bit of cinematography especially from that era!

CANT WAIT to see more drone porn, already saw that one posted on huffpo or buzzfeed or whatever a few weeks ago, so much potential for this kinda really poetic erotica, i don't see why it all has to be so sex sex sex and none of the beauty and huamanity of the act

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