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I mean seriously? They both come from a naughty place, smell bad and sound funny. To add to the hilarity, neither are things that one can happily do at ones grandmother's funeral. Yet farts are afforded respect in the comedy pantheon, whilst queefs are regarded as weird and yucky. Why is this?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:00 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 09:37 |
They only happen to women and women aren't funny.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:06 |
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when my gf queefs during sex i laugh and try to make her do it more
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:07 |
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MegaGatts posted:They only happen to women and women aren't funny.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:08 |
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patriarchy op
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:09 |
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MegaGatts posted:They only happen to women and women aren't funny. Yep.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:10 |
FordPRefectLL posted:when my gf queefs during sex i laugh and try to make her do it more like you've ever touched a girl
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:15 |
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There is a dearth of queefs in comedy. We need a real life version of that farting rear end movie in idiocracy, but with queefs, to correct this.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:16 |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:like you've ever touched a girl i cant help that your mother has a small vagina
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:17 |
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Thingyman posted:There is a dearth of queefs in comedy. We need a real life version of that farting rear end movie in idiocracy, but with queefs, to correct this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6-o7Ci8J0
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:18 |
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MegaGatts posted:They only happen to women and women aren't funny. Women can be really funny, imagine kathy griffin except instead of trying to be funny she just walked up to the mike, bent over and queefed. Now isnt that so much better?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:20 |
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Butts are funnier than dicks or cunts, therefore by the transitive property of taking-all-the-fun-out-of-it farts are funnier than queefs. But if you can fart out of your dick you're almost as cool as the guy who can smoke with it.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:20 |
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Butts are funny, vaginas are not funny.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:20 |
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Cosmic Charlie posted:Women can be really funny, imagine kathy griffin except instead of trying to be funny she just walked up to the mike, bent over and queefed. Now isnt that so much better? That's not what she does normally?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:21 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:I mean seriously? You never had to hold back a chuckle when you finger bang a girl and both of you are trying real hard to ignore that she's queefing a ton? They're silly OP.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:22 |
its because a fart could always be a shart aswell and its the inherent risk factor
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:23 |
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notZaar posted:Butts are funny, vaginas are not funny. vaginas are funny as gently caress, didn't you see predator?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:24 |
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Robo Reagan posted:That's not what she does normally? Apparently not, cause im not laughing
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:26 |
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farts are funny queefs are funny south park isn't
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:32 |
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Sexism you sexist fucks.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:37 |
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Girls can fart too, OP.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:42 |
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dirtymurphy24 posted:Girls can fart too, OP. But they can double fart at the same time! How can I even compete with that?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:45 |
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'cause there's no queef-like noise that comes from dicks, but everyone has butts.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:46 |
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rape culture
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:46 |
More specifically, men write most comedy, and they cannot queef. The fart, therefore, has been more thoroughly explored.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:53 |
Also, while farts can be embarassing, boys are often willing to choose being obnoxious rather than ashamed. Women are less likely to combat embarassment head-on, especially in the case of a queef. They'd have to public acknowledge their ladybits. (Apologizing in advance to all the carefags who might be uppity about my cis-specific language.)
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 06:57 |
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Wow extreme flawed premise, OP.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 07:00 |
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detectivemonkey posted:Wow extreme flawed premise, OP. yeah who tf says queefs arent as funny as fart
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 07:27 |
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when a man and a woman love each other very much sometimes a lot of air will get trapped in a vag and be expelled violently post coitus and it is a very rude sound that is extremely hilarious due to the relaxed vulva making the lips flappy
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 07:31 |
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Because I get too turned on to even think about laughing.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 08:31 |
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Queefs aren't usually funny because you're usually fuckin when it happens.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 08:49 |
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queefs aren't supposed to smell, op. tell your lady to clean herself once in a while
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:10 |
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realtalk: the only way air can become trapped in a woman's vagina is through sex or masturbation
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:15 |
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queefs come at a time when laughter is not appropriate
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:18 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:realtalk: the only way air can become trapped in a woman's vagina is through sex or masturbation Thanks for the advice Sex God...Jesus loving christ.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:18 |
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welcome
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:21 |
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you can't pull cool tricks with queefs like blaming it on the dog or queefing as you walk by a hated coworkers cubicle
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:24 |
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Cuz they aren't farts.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 11:32 |
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The funny part isn't the queef, it's watching my girlfriend basically do situps to try and get all the air out..lol
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:48 |
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ZombieParts posted:queefs come at a time when laughter is not appropriate If you cant laugh during sex and all of the hilarity that can occur you are not doing any of it right. Sex is better when you both lighten up.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:52 |