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what say gbs? Pretend you do but its online atm because that's the modern way? Come out as gay/ephebophile in a panic? parrot redpill & mens rights talk points? WHAT DO GBS, ThE TABLE HAS FALLEN SILENT AND EVERYONE IS AWAITING UR ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:54 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 06:50 |
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i drank a chemical castration potion grandma. so rude to ask but sometime I forget you are from a bygone era.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:56 |
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look ur meemaw in teh eye & say "im gay"
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:56 |
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idk i have 1
Iseeyouseemeseeyou fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Dec 22, 2014 |
# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:56 |
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Because I have a wife and gently caress paying alimony
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:57 |
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"What the gently caress, are you hitting on me, Grandma?"
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 10:57 |
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stare her in the eyes and chant TEE EFF DUBYEW over and over again
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 11:00 |
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This is why I've taken my RealDoll to every family function and public outing over the last 10 years.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 11:02 |
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gently caress Nana you're supposed to be dead
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:05 |
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"well the times are different granny, these days you got to try and shop around and strive in the cutthroat sexual marketplace while in the olden days you married the first ugly hag you managed to knock up at the village fair, just like grandpa had to"
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:15 |
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it'd be worse if nobody asked you that question because the answer was obvious
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:19 |
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All the girls I know are stuck up. (Has a neckbeard and constantly smells like rotten garbage.)
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:41 |
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Obligatory Handle posted:All the girls I know are stuck up. (Has a neckbeard and constantly smells like rotten garbage.) Gramma all the females are lesbians (I'm actually gay)
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:48 |
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Torka posted:it'd be worse if nobody asked you that question because the answer was obvious stop spying on me
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:49 |
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*looks up from awful app* GRANDMA
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:51 |
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both my grandmas died thinking im straight lol
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 13:53 |
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Tsinava posted:both my grandmas died thinking im straight lol They can see you sodomising in heaven and they're probably making this face :/
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 13:54 |
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Good.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 13:54 |
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I hope my grandpas are watching too.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 13:55 |
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You should be proactive and hold a party where you come out as having no gf. Like maybe print out the horrific anime tentacle abominations you jerk off to and hold dramatic readings of the spockxsherlock fanfics where grandma can join the fun
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 13:57 |
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Just kick her as hard as you can right in the oval office.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:00 |
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Smeego posted:*looks up from awful app* GRANDMA
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:02 |
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"Because I'm a straight woman, grandma, take your pills."
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:05 |
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Jalopy, next year I'll let you borrow me for such occasions - I'll step in as the girlfriend your Nanna wished you had, and [now] apparently do have. The only problem I see with that cunning plan is that you're gonna be majorly pissed off when the inevitable happens: Nans will be charmed by me, bequeathing all her worldly possessions to me in her Will. Then you'll be left with a pseudo-girlfriend that yourself and rest of the family hates, but whom now-deceased Nanna adored. But, them's the breaks, eh?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:20 |
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Gunky Junket posted:Jalopy, next year I'll let you borrow me for such occasions - I'll step in as the girlfriend your Nanna wished you had, and [now] apparently do have. I'm glad of the offer but I'll drunkenly argue with you over posting Immodest pictures on gbs (feet)
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:27 |
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I'd explain to her the ins and outs of the modern porn industry and how hard it is to really have any meaningful interactions when there are new releases every few hours. Then I'd go on to tell her the differences between modern plastics and how good vacuum forming technology is nowadays, and that all you really need from a woman is a plaster cast of her vagina so the good folks at fleshlight can work their magic.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:27 |
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Any unsullied not a whore goonettes or troons want to extend the offer though?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:27 |
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jalopybrown posted:Any unsullied not a whore goonettes or troons want to extend the offer though? Lol you beastly man!
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:49 |
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yeah op i bet your grandmother has no idea why her obese shut in grandson has no gf Its a real head scratcher that one
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:51 |
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I stopped getting asked this question years ago haha
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:53 |
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this pic is giving me sympathetic toe cramps
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 14:55 |
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Because I'm loving ugly! Thanks for the lovely genes, Granny.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:02 |
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just give me a couple months grandma,
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:07 |
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i just tell her i cant meet a nice girl and she nods understandingly. hope this helps you in your hour of need. op.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:10 |
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"You know, I've been dating around but I just haven't found a girl that I connect with. I know that I'm part of the issue, I'm wary and sometimes difficult, but I've always been just so disappointed every time I've really gotten close to someone that it's made me gun-shy about getting deeply involved with anyone. Add to that my crazy work hours and my shallow, looks-based hurdles that I put in front of every woman that I date, and I really limit my pool."
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:17 |
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grandma don't you remember, i'm a hologram on youtube
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:18 |
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youre the only girlfriend i need grandma
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:19 |
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Calmly explain to grandma that I'm not here to educated her on what it means to be an asexual genderfluid otherkin with headmates. loving cisscum.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:20 |
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Your shoddy genetic material has left me a fat sterile shell of a man.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:25 |
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"Women these days aren't worth dating, grandma. They don't know how to respect a man like your generation did."
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 15:51 |