put crushed red pepper in your scrambled eggs, you idiots

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smoobles

if you aren't seasoning your scrambled eggs with crushed red pepper then holy poo poo-- you are a major idiot. you are eating eggs that aren't as goood as they could be, you should add red pepper to your eggs while you are cooking them. trust me on this one.

# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:29

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nah

# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:30

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Sorry, I post on Something Awful. *squirts half a bottle of ketchup on the eggs*

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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:33

smoobles

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

nah

omg dude.. put crushed red pepper in your eggs, dont be dumb

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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:34

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Ok.

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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

smoobles posted:

omg dude.. put crushed red pepper in your eggs, dont be dumb

I prefer a fried egg on a piece of toast. ingredients:
egg
bread
a little butter

delicious

# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:40

smoobles

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I prefer a fried egg on a piece of toast. ingredients:
egg
bread
a little butter

delicious

guess what, here's a fourth ingredient: crushed red pepper

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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:41

google THIS

I don't much like the dry texture of crushed red pepper so I usually do hot sauce, the intent is the same though imo

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:12

Slybo

Can I use black pepper?

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:13

GEExCEE

^^ thats a ban

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:20

tao of lmao

black pepper and hotsauce. I don't like red peppercorns they get stuck in my teeth

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:24

saboten

is that like paprika or what

thank u bacalou

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:30

tao of lmao

saboten posted:

is that like paprika or what

no it's like the stuff at pizza places in shakers

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:34

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

White pepper, chili powder, garlic powder and salt

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:34

tao of lmao

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:34

google THIS

Dont bully me! posted:

I could really go for having a bunch of those stuck in my throat right now

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:35

tao of lmao

Jett posted:

I could really go for having a bunch of those stuck in my throat right now

the worst feeling

# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:36

poverty goat

does cheese count as seasoning? because i heavily season my scrambled eggs, i think

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:07

Slybo

gggiiimmmppp posted:

does cheese count as seasoning? because i heavily season my scrambled eggs, i think

Only if there is bacon too.

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:08

google THIS

gggiiimmmppp posted:

does cheese count as seasoning? because i heavily season my scrambled eggs, i think

NOOOOOOOO DON'T ASK A FOOD CATEGORIZATION QUESTION :derp:

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:16

bwatts

you're not my real dad

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:22

fuck. marry. t-rex

Scrambled eggs? What am I an egg retard?? Crushed red pepper is hella good though.

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:23

Slybo

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I have given it a lot of thought and I have decided that I will not be putting crushed red pepper in my scrambled eggs. I will, however, put crushed red pepper in other foods that are not scrambled eggs.

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:49

fuck. marry. t-rex

Crushed red pepper on a baked potato

# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:58

fuck. marry. t-rex

Crushed Red Prepper

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# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:00

ZeroCount

Eggs are such a good food. You can make so many things out of them and you can put them as an ingredient in basically anything. And they're also good for you maybe? I eat eggs every day. I love eggs. My favourite is the omelette because you can just bang in any old poo poo you have lying around in it and yeah if you screw it up it might look like poo poo but it'll still taste the same (ie good). Its basically impossible to screw up an egg or egg based product. I dream of eggs when I sleep. Eggs are my life.

# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:03

fuck. marry. t-rex

I don't like eggs that much but I recognize and appreciate the critical role they play in bread.

# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:08

joke_explainer

Dried crushed red pepper is terrible smoobles, at least in comparison to other condiments you might add.

I would suggest fresh sliced thai chilli peppers, just slice 'em up thin. Will be way better than dry crushed red pepper.

Tiny pickled chilis can be good too, but I'd steer clear of any large pickled jalapenos or anything, just messes with the egg texture to much and adds a lot of moisture. A red chilli paste is a good addition and far better than dried red pepper. Basically all food should be served with a puang prik, that little thai condiment caddy with sour, savory, sweet and spicy additions to adjust whatever you want to taste until its perfect...

# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:14