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we all know about the involuntary butt stuffing and stress positions, etc, but the CIA has a long history of hijinks like the time they tried to put thallium salt onto castro's boots to make his beard (and other hair) fall out. (ctrl-F and search for thallium) or more recently, when they started a fake vaccine campaign in pakistan in an attempt to find bin laden, and ended up making pakistanis even more wary of receiving vaccinations. allegedly nine polio vaccination workers were assassinated as blowback
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:32 |
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i liked when they subpoenaed lowtax over LF oh wiat that was the fbi or SS
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:35 |
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i liked the one where they kidnapped random americans and gave them drugs just because they wanted to see what would happen
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:37 |
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I enjoy all of the coups and assasinationsn in south America during the late 60's and 70's.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:41 |
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I liked when they deposed democratically elected Latin American governments and replaced them with brutal dictatorships a bunch of times
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:42 |
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Helping to overthrow the PM of Iran because he nationalised oil and install the shah for 26 years of authoritarian rule was p. cool
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:51 |
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AIDS
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:52 |
the vaccines thing OP mentioned may well be the worst thing ever because of the amount of people that will die due to being suspicious of a livesaving medicine
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 19:54 |
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I'm a fan of their more recent work, like putting people's meals in a blender and then squirting it up their butt.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:01 |
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the cia's guatemala coup made international news before it even happened because an agent accidentally left the plans for it behind in a guatemalan hotel room
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:14 |
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When they made that guy buttchug bro
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:15 |
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i'm a fan of their ensuring my freedoms at home, by protecting our vital interests overseas
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:15 |
that time they setup a global drug ring lmao
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:16 |
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9/11
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:17 |
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Darth123123 posted:i'm a fan of their ensuring my freedoms at home, by protecting our vital interests overseas Same and also the thing where lady cia agents are always smokin' hot blondes in movies
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:39 |
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Nation posted:that time they setup a global drug ring lmao ah that led to some real classics. like when the CIA told the san francisco attorney general to return money recovered from a drug bust to the defendant because it belonged to the Contras
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:42 |
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I'm a fan of how the trade routes set up during the Iran Contra affair led to the 80s crack epidemic.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:43 |
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Nation posted:that time they setup a global drug ring lmao The fact that ollie north and several other people in policy making and cia positions are still either employed by the us gov or their contractors make me smh
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:43 |
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funneling cocaine into los angeles and making an illiterate black man the most powerful drug lord in the country.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT5MY3C86bk
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:45 |
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anal feeding is a pretty good joke
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:46 |
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i am gonna go with the time they gave an already crazy person continual doses of lsd in kentucky for 174 days
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:47 |
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The gay bomb is pretty funny.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:51 |
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my favorite was when we trained osama bin laden to do terrorism to fight the soviets
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 20:57 |
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I wonder if the CIA guys who were involved in the butt chugging were also from that Tennessee frat that was into it.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:01 |
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fyodor posted:funneling cocaine into los angeles and making an illiterate black man the most powerful drug lord in the country. also having the journalist who uncovered all this shoot himself in the head, twice
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:11 |
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teaching south american countries that the most effective way to disappear commies was to fly them over hte ocean and drop them from a plane
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:13 |
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attempt to assassinate castro dozens of times in hilarious slapstick waysquote:1. Femme fatale. Marita Lorenz, just one of many women Castro counted as a mistress, allegedly accepted a deal from the CIA in which she would feed him capsules filled with poison. She managed to get as far as smuggling the pills into his bedroom in her jar of cold cream, but the pills dissolved in the cream and she doubted her ability to force-feed Castro face lotion, and she also just chickened out. According to Lorenz, Castro somehow figured out her plan and offered her his gun. “I can’t do it, Fidel,” she told him.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:15 |
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It's pretty wacky in it's own way.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:24 |
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Acoustic Kitty
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:33 |
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24 years and they still haven't solved it all.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:34 |
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Hirethor posted:
Didn't they somehow leak the plan and a plastic stealth jet toy got released publicly before the real secret one
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:34 |
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:
hm at first glance it says "get hosed, g-men"
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 21:35 |
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Was it the CIA that did poo poo like fly a plane over a town in Nowhere, MO and spray everyone with LSD? Because that was pretty wacky
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:31 |
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if there was some weird thing the US did that sounds like it came from The Prisoner you can bet the CIA was behind it
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:34 |
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Five weird tricks from single CIA moms
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:36 |
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the NSA will intercept electronics and backdoor them if you asked the CIA to do this instead they'd put one of those intermittent high pitched noisemakers in it
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:36 |
Waroduce posted:I enjoy all of the coups and assasinationsn in south America during the late 60's and 70's. that entire period can be equated to repeatedly flushing a toilet clogged with poo poo hoping that somehow, magically, it will stop overflowing. WHY DO WE KEEP ENDING UP WITH THESE CRAZY DICTATORS!??! Sheng-ji Yang posted:teaching south american countries that the most effective way to disappear commies was to fly them over hte ocean and drop them from a plane
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 22:41 |
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gay hummus
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tortor
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