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They never went through with it, but the CIA planned to make a gay sex tape using Osama Bin Laden and Saddam look-alikes to try and turn people in the Mid East against them
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Dec 22, 2014 23:11
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Lmao CIA be all like Wiley Coyote 我有拉肚子， 我想吃小猫
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Flagrant Abuse posted:mkultra was pretty fun 
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Dec 22, 2014 23:34
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Ah yes, nothing like US military hardware to calm down your acid trip
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Dec 22, 2014 23:38
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this is such a good idea. this is an incredibly good idea. this idea... is so good.
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Dec 22, 2014 23:43
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befuddled by loony gas- send help
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Dec 22, 2014 23:50
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drat, befuddled again, and this time its by gas.
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Speaking of GAS
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thank god this american tank is here in my village, and that i have come to my senses
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anyone want to come over and get befuddled? the gas is on me tonight
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Dec 22, 2014 23:54
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befuddled as gently caress rn... this is the top shelf loony gas
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Dec 23, 2014 00:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_odazmH0GQ
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DUDE I WAS SO FUCKIN BEFUDDLED LAST NIGHT I WATCHED AN AMERICAN TANK ROLL IN AND DIDNT TAKE UP ARMS IN RESISTANCE poo poo WAS CRAZY
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Dec 23, 2014 00:09
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the one time in memory they tried to use gas to free hostages they ended up colossally overdosing everyone on the airborne opiate well and that other time they ended up colossally exploding everyone not the cia but they were still three letter agencies
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Dec 23, 2014 00:09
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:the one time in memory they tried to use gas to free hostages they ended up colossally overdosing everyone on the airborne opiate http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
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You'd think they'd have a fuckload of nalaxone on hand for when they planned to use a fentanyl analogue but gently caress it, I guess?
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Dec 23, 2014 00:17
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lowly abject turd posted:Acoustic Kitty Also, http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html
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Dec 23, 2014 00:18
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i think that the worst thing eisenhower did as president was start the CIA down this path
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Dec 23, 2014 00:28
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:attempt to assassinate castro dozens of times in hilarious slapstick ways What I learned from this list is that Fidel is really likable and nobody who got to know him was willing to kill him.
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Dec 23, 2014 00:33
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I've never wanted to hit somebody as badly as I want to hit that woman in this video.
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Dec 23, 2014 00:48
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Burn After Reading was a documentary and the events happened in real time
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also. the old Get Smart may have been closer to the truth than we realized
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Dec 23, 2014 01:02
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Men Who Stare at Goats was actually a documentary
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The child sex rings they run for high ranking officials, celebrities and the rich are pretty wacky.
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SirDan3k posted:The child sex rings they run for high ranking officials, celebrities and the rich are pretty wacky. were talking about the CIA not MI6 the CIA only uses child sex slaves as payments to afghan warlords and such
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Dec 23, 2014 01:15
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That thing they did where they spent a couple years and like 400 lives randomly attempting to parachute agents into warsaw pact countries just to have them all die on landing because of a mole. Like, they just kept trying.
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Mirrors posted:That thing they did where they spent a couple years and like 400 lives randomly attempting to parachute agents into warsaw pact countries just to have them all die on landing because of a mole. Like, they just kept trying. sounds like they should have got a dermatologist
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Dec 23, 2014 01:17
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brb got spy stories to write
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:that entire period can be equated to repeatedly flushing a toilet clogged with poo poo hoping that somehow, magically, it will stop overflowing. WHY DO WE KEEP ENDING UP WITH THESE CRAZY DICTATORS!??! Not green enough: 
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Dec 23, 2014 01:26
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That time Snake raided Guantanamo alone and hosed poo poo up and saved the prisoners.
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Mirrors posted:That thing they did where they spent a couple years and like 400 lives randomly attempting to parachute agents into warsaw pact countries just to have them all die on landing because of a mole. Like, they just kept trying. They tried this exact same thing in World War II against Germany and it ended the exact same way. They sent something like 21 two-man teams in and only ever heard back from one
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I REALLY want to work for the CIA, i know i'm qualified but i'm scared they might actually hire me and idk what that involves. butt stuff?? will they read my posts?!
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eSports Chaebol posted:Burn After Reading was a documentary and the events happened in real time EMILY BLUNTS posted:also. the old Get Smart may have been closer to the truth than we realized Plafop posted:Men Who Stare at Goats was actually a documentary the cronicles of narnia were a documentary except the wardrobes people were in for years and years didn't have any magic inside them
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SirDan3k posted:The child sex rings they run for high ranking officials, celebrities and the rich are pretty wacky. i googled this and the only info i could find was something called The Finders which i think was originally started by some nut who wrote an article to a newsletter in the early 90s that reads like an SCP article. everything else was john galt length forum posts by schizophrenics using lots of spaced ellipses. . . .
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lowly abject turd posted:Acoustic Kitty That is, just, wow.  at the results of the first missionwiki posted:Acoustic Kitty was a CIA project launched by the Directorate of Science & Technology in the 1960s attempting to use cats in spy missions, intended to spy on the Kremlin and Soviet embassies, recording the links between the buildings in the area. A battery and a microphone were implanted into a cat and an antenna into its tail. This would allow the cats to innocuously record and transmit sound from their surroundings. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation.[1] Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $25 million.[2]
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cats make terrible spies, can't even handle some spy drugs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o
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^^^that is one befuddled cat
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i like how they got all this caramel in this caramilk bar
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